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Pele - Joga Finito That works as a pun on four levels I think?

Ghislaine Maxwell Donald Trump David Attenborough Clint Eastwood Shane MacGowan Dick Van Dyke Olivia Newton-John Paul Gascoigne Joe Exotic Mel Brooks Rupert Murdoch Henry Kissinger June Brown Angela Lansbury Tony Bennett Phil Collins James Whale Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lee Lewis Prunella Scales Shannen Doherty Billy Connolly Rolf Harris Linda Nolan Willie Nelson Bernard Cribbins - SUBSTITUTE

I can promise that the #narrative function was not enabled for this draw.

You have until midnight GMT on January 31 to get your teams in. All gamerunner decisions are final (unless I've fucked something up, in which case I'll just delete my post and make it look like I was right all along). My DMs are open and not in a "aubergine emoji" way.

The draw for the first round of the 2022 Deathlist Cup is as follows. Fixtures were drawn by Meat Loaf and "Babes In The Woods" murderer Russel Bishop: LizLemon v. Masterffull Sir Cunto v. theoldlady Salmon Mousse v. MortalCaso Sean v. YorkshireBanker Wormfarmer v. grobler TQR v. Gooseberry Crumble HDS v. Pedro67 wannamaker v. Famous6Eva Joey Russ v. Bentrovato JoeMoneypenny v. Sideik GuyFromFuture v. Captain Hemlock Annami v. Hell ThereWillBeDeaths7 v. MariNisia Grim Up North v. the_engineer Predictor v. Great Uncle Bulgaria YoungWillz v. Pop_Zeus BabyBlue v. An Fear Beag The Old Crem v. John Key

OK, so a nice round 50 entries means the top 14 teams from last time out get a bye through to the next round. The lucky tetradeci are as follows: gcreptile msc Banana SpadeCooley CalebH CaptainChorizo deadsox maryportfuncity Perhaps Book alt obits guy Bibliogryphon DeathByArsenic DevonDeathTrip

Can we finally get an answer on the urban legend that De Palma told Laurie that Carrie was a comedy, hence why her performance seems completely out-of-sync with the rest of the movie?

Doesn't even look like he'll make the starting line for the Cup, let alone the 2023 DDP.

Jana B's death was reported in a BBC press release, which thankfully doesn't have to be a "does this count?" question due to QOs elsewhere.

Entries close at midnight GMT, which is just under 12 hours away. Will I bother to stay awake to post the draw live? Probably, if not expect it 9am-ish tomorrow.

Updated mine on page 5. Didn't notice at the time, but Greg Gilbert's death meant 2017 becomes my first 20/20 year.

Ah well, can't be helped.

His name was Robert Paulson.

Bild are claiming it was a lot more serious than originally reported (intensive care) but he's showing slight signs of improvement.

Konnan bout it bout it with a bout of COVID leading to emergency heart surgery according to lucha Twitter.

In the middle of a feud with fellow carny nutjob Ben Garrison, Scotty compares himself to Einstein.

Had a major role in the upcoming "Moon Knight" MCU series, so expect him to become a massive pin-up to mopey teenage girls for the next few years.

Looks exhumed.

Ralph Emery, "the dean of country music DJs" and a Country Music Hall of Fame inductee, dead at 88. Was married to Skeeter Davis for a while, close friends with Marty Robbins and Tex Ritter and was the subject of the Byrds' song "Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man" ("this one's for you Ralph").

Armenians age like milk.

Deborah James was rushed into intensive care last week and "nearly died." Definitely looking like a 2022 point-winner.

Seven days left to get your applications in...

A protegee of MC Ren. Surely this will finish him off?

Latest Sunny news: she's been arrested for terrorist threats.

So Durst and Bogdanoff II wouldn't have been top 50?