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My terrible chat-up line to my missus of eight years now was a Ronnie Spector reference, so definitely pouring one out here.

Shebby Singh, Malaysian footballer of the 1980s, dead at 61. Normally wouldn't post someone as insignificant as that, but he had a second arc of fame when he became "global advisor" to Venky's during their slapstick takeover of Blackburn Rovers a decade ago. Too many highlights to post, but let's go with Shebby's disastrous appearance on "606".

American Indian Movement founder Clyde Bellecourt, aka Nee-gon-we-way-we-dun, dead at 85. Picked in a few pools here and there over the past few years.

When you finally get Tor working again.

Well, looks like I'll be playing in handicapped "no searching for people who went into hospice on the 31st at 11:30pm" format.

Or I could just not play, that might be easier actually.

47 names so far. We will also need someone to serve as an attendant to my picks, which I will have to send to them a week before the deadline so there's no question of me having cheated.

Tribute to "Col-tee" from 90 Day Fiance tbh.

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Outlives Norm and Saget.

James Horshock and Donald Johnson, the press secretary and treasurer, respectively, to Budd Dwyer, both died off-the-radar in the past 24 months. They were flanking him at his pre-suicide rambling speech.

Stewart Gilray, found of Just Add Water studios and the man behind all the Oddworld games, dead from COVID at 51.

Milana Vayntrub and Rachel Bloom topless hugging.

Yes. Yes it should.

Carolyn Bryant Donham, the woman who accused Emmett Till of "interacting inappropriately," leading to her husband and brother-in-law lynching him and becoming probably the first widespread cause celebre of the civil rights movement, is still with us. Would have assumed she died ages ago, and being as she's never been mentioned on her or picked in the DDP, so probably do you.

Was a big figure in the Obama era, didn't really capitalise on the hating immigrants meme rise under Trump though. Wasn't his wife really ill a few years back, seem to remember having her on a longlist.

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For people who don't have access to Google, yeah. https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/true-legend-billy-turner-trainer-033017224.html

Meltzer reported the other week that Bruce Prichard has missed the last few Raws due to a "medical issue". And now Prichard's podcast co-host (and future "fucking hell how is his heart still beating through all that fat" DDP pick) Conrad Thompson says he hasn't spoken to him in weeks...

Looking into this online has introduced me to something I never knew existed: the German Enid Blyton stan community. Very angry people.

Enjoy your demobbing.

Oh no I can't believe his amazing debut season at PSG will be derailed.

Deadpoolers' dilemma.