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Explaining who and why would take far too long. Instead, here's a compilation video of various competitors making their ring entrance. Feel free to select your favourites:

The 1988 Titanes En El Ring toy range.

If it's Wednesday, it must be "Superstar" Billy Graham hospitalized with heart issues again.

Wait, that was an 80s band? I assumed it was some late 00s shitters like The Go Team or New Young Pony Club.

Guess it's an upper-body business as he's definitely skipped leg day.

Italian midfielder Romano Fogli, who played one match at the 1966 World Cup - the infamous loss to North Korea - dead at 83.

Fuck it, let's go with Rose.

Anthony Johnson - not the deadname of the fat trans lass who won the Mercury prize, but rather the actor who appeared in Friday and Lethal Weapon - dead at 55. However, he's better known to those of a certain generation as the guy who played "Sleazy E" in both "Dre Day" and Eazy-E's response track, "Real Muthaphuckkin G's".

This whole thing looks like it was invented solely for the inevitable Netflix true-crime documentary in a few years. Blonde pretty Instagram influencer is murdered by creepy older boyfriend who then goes missing himself.

One of the few IRL deadpool references comes from an early episode of American Dad where they get the standings out and Stan can't remember if Markie Post is still alive. Looks like he can claim his points now.

This probably wasn't his finest hour.

Thankfully for the DDP hosts they won't have to judge whether "This Morning competition winner" Heather Bone is technically a celebrity as she's now died.

Mentioned a few times on here previously, but SpotemGottem is in critical condition after being shot five times.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58543069

Maybe a thread only I'll post in but fuck it. As stated before on here, one of the funniest men of the past 50 years, Norm MacDonald, is a xans-addled gambling addict prone to breakdowns every time one of his projects gets cancelled early (which is every one of them). And now there's a lot of speculation he is seriously ill. This recent tweet of him plugging some gambling site on Twitter was responded to with endless gifs of zombies and Michael Jackson in" Thriller". This is what he looked like just three years ago:

Sean Lock and Norm Macdonald calls have to be going in the keen-eye Hall of Fame for the DL Forums.

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Norm MacDonald is dead and buried.

Dead.

Best new poster?

Nicholas Brendon, who played Xander in Buffy and has had public battles with addiction in recent years, pulls out of promoting his latest movie due to "paralysed genitals".

We missed Godber's daughter and MILF queen Kate Beckinsale being rushed to hospital last week. She's still in a hospital bed but feeling "a lot better".

So it looks like Burgess/Steiner/Anderson is my only real hope of a title then.

Any sign of John Petlock in recent issues?

Triple H has had a "cardiac event"