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Who does that leave? Ralph Fiennes?

The world of darts doing us a big favour in terms of form-spotting, by launching the Senior Darts Tour. Players include the titular Andy Fordham, prostate cancer "survivors" Martin Adams and Dennis Priestly, pisshead stroke-victim Ted Hankey and pisshead non-stroke victim Keith Deller.

Died last month, no sign of a QO yet.

Might be an outside chance of a QO there, all it takes is one fellow queen to tweet something and Metro will do the "Drag Race Stars Pay Tribute to Legendary Performer" story.

I really picked the wrong year to enter that team.

Underactive thyroid.

Fair play if he's throwing it up Brenda Song.

God created them to protect the KARA BOGA in Africa from the wh*toid scum . Turks are the attack force of the BLACK race. This is why TÜRKS conquered Europe around the same time the BLACK KANGZ were attacked in Afrika. They destroyed the wh7te capital of CONSTANTINOPLE and replaced it with ISTANBULL, to honour our BLACK BULL (KARA BOGA) nature. When the African KANGZDOMS were destroyed TÜRKIYE was the last KARA BOGA country on earth. The wh#te subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the KANGZ and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest KARA BOGA of them all, Mustafa JAMAL, fought of the wh1te beasts and created a BLACK utopia in TÜRKIYE. However the nefarious schemes of the wh'tes continued, attempting to bring the KARA BOGA TÜRKS into the E.U. where they would be overwhelmed by gayreek WH9TE immigrants. Luckily from the furthest we can get from Europe in Turkey, the north east GEORGIAN BLACK territory, a new KARA BOGA rose for the first time since Mustafa JAMAL. RECEP TAYIPP ERDOGAN (REIS) destroyed all wh8te LAICITE devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of TÜRKIYE. Now the BLACK KARA BOGA TÜRKS must struggle against the wh6tes to end that accursed race once and for all.

Looks like me and Banana had a DNS, as former AFL player Ross Whyte died circa March 16 and his passing was unmarked by the press.

Definitely the kind of person who should never have been exposed to reality TV. Not saying she'd still be alive today if it wasn't for it, but she certainly left it a worse person than she entered it.

Yeah, definitely. He was never the biggest star in rap, or the most critically acclaimed, but he was widely loved and had a style that meant he had crossover appeal to a more rocker crowd than other hip-hop artistes. In terms of rap fame deaths I'd say he's above just above Nate Dogg but below the mid-90s trinity of deaths.

And I believe that sends Haben die Spaten top?

The man who shot five people before turning the gun on himself in South Carolina has been identified as former Oakland Raiders cornerback Philip Adams.

And an RIP to veterans' rights activist Shirley Denson, who even gets a proper full-blown QO.

Back in hospital again.

Puppeteer Phil Eason being reported dead. Controlled Yaddle the female Yoda in The Phantom Menace most famously, but also worked on stuff like Wizadora, Yonderland and both the original and last year's reboot of Spitting Image.

Looking good here:

Big shock that, must have been a very quick progression.

https://madison.com/wsj/news/local/pat-simms-longtime-wisconsin-state-journal-reporter-dead-at-75/article_0e1e0f6c-5679-5391-bfff-348a1ff2d867.html RIP to legendary Wisconsin journalist Pat Simms.

Quindon Tarver, who played the choirboy that sings "When Doves Cry" in Baz Luhrmann's ur-90s Romeo and Juliet, dead in a car crash at 38. He was also one of the people who accused B2K manager Chris Stokes and Marquess "Roger from Sister Sister" Houston of sexually abusing them in the mid-2000s.

DMX's peak was nearly 20 years ago, but few rappers have got as enjoyable a back catalogue as him.

We're going to lose the world's angriest Paper Lace fan:

Lord give us a sign

A cup pick for me in March. 2017.