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May as well step it up a notch and go with The Telegraph

Ignoring political assassinations and the like, Leonard Lake, Paul Bernardo and Bittaker & Norris all liked to film parts of the murder process but I don't believe there is any actual publicly available footage of such. tbh we probably need a 16-year-old posting here in order to get someone at the peak of their serial killer fascination.

Casey Kasem got it righter:

Sandy Herold, who made headlines last year when her 200lb pet chimpanzee went skitz and ripped her best friend's face off, dead aged 72 of a, and I quote her lawyer, "broken heart".

That means that we're two years into the run of Celebrity Rehab, and yet we still have no deaths from it?

This truly is the day the music died.

Slipknot bassist Paul Gray (aka "#2" or "The Pig") found dead in his hotel room aged 38. Fashioning a deathmask may prove difficult.

Daily Mail were reporting him as still alive as of March 24th this year, but that could possibly be a lazy sub-editor not bothering to doublecheck and just going off old reports.

Bret Michaels, in addition to last month's brain haemorrhage, has had a stroke and a hole discovered in his heart.

John Travolta equally as adept as looking after his pet dogs as he was his son.

British wrestling promoter Andre Baker, who was one of the first people to start putting on nationwide shows in the UK after World of Sport ended and who helped train some of the major British wrestling figures (Doug Williams, Alex Shane, Katie Lea Burchill) of the past decade, has committed suicide age 45.

M&S ad skivvies flasher and former Chelsea WAG Noemie Lenoir found unconscious after suicide attempt in Paris.

It's turning into a nice little earner, as Jon Matthews chalks up another five grand. If only Jane Goodie had shown such resilience, though I suppose she did rake in a bit more than 10k. A stronger possibility of an obit after this, and a unique DDP pick for the canny Clathrate Gun. No need for a stewards' enquiry: Matthews is dead.

For all of Stubblefield's health problems, man appears to be in pretty rude health. This documentary from last year has a big section on him, he turns up at 1:40 in .

Political columnist Alan Watkins, who coined the terms "men in grey suits" and "young fogey", dead at 77.