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So near, and yet so far Great Train Robber Latest

As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger when they were surrounded by the Indian war party 'What's the we, paleface'

Just turned 115 to be exact Hendrikje van Andel

Don't tempt us

At least with no arms, he can't write anymore poetry

The Olsen twins have made an appearance before. Not heard anything recently, and not sufficiently interested to go searching Oops - there goes my membership of the Mods. Should have set a better example

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

That's what they said about member number 1 was well, but we Mods don't believe it. Somewhere, in the dark recesses of the forum, the ghost of 1 still haunts ancient threads. Have you never noticed the mysterious 'anonymous user' at times??

And the band played on Looking at a review of the band, I came across these quotes Not any more... and through the floor But we wish he would try Famous last words

How about Queer Dr Wills

Do you mean this topic??

Okay, I know it's an old one, but given the number of Scots who seem to lurk on this forum, this is for you.... In the beginning, God created the earth. On the second day, while he was making his countries, God discovered a small island off a continent he’d decided to christen ‘Europe’. “I know,” thought God, “I shall make this land an area of outstanding natural beauty. I shall bless it with lochs and glens, crystal-clear waters and rivers teeming with wild salmon. I will name this country ‘Scotland’ and shall bestow upon the nation my favourite drink ‘whisky’, the water of life. I shall bequeath major reserves of gas and oil to bring its people great wealth and Aberdeen-Angus cattle so that they need never go hungry.” When he’d finished his work, one of the angels turned to God and said, “Hang on a minute. Why should Scotland be blessed with all these natural treasures? Aren’t we making life too easy for its people; shouldn’t they have something to test them?” And God replied, “You haven’t seen who their neighbours are yet.”

I've smoked the illegal stuff in the past as well, but I did not inhale. Note to all members: football fan is really Bill Clinton in disguise. Next he'll be telling us he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky

Just out of curiosity... Do any of you smoke? "Legally and Illegally" I smoke legally, and come next year, when the Scottish Executive implements their 'No Smoking in Public Places' policy, I may smoke illegally. But if you are implying smoking illegal substances, no. However, judging by some of the post to this forum, I am sure illegal substances play an important part

£1,800 would be a drop in the ocean for Cherie....

Like Mrs. T's death? Can't come a moment too soon then.

Sssshhhhhh.... he's in disguise. Don't know exactly why, but I understand that the fact he changed it on Thursday is not connected in any way to events that happened in London on that day

Chi-lites lead singer, Eugene Record Coldest Days of My Life

Pray tell, where would one get such an epic tome of near-future militaristic speculative fiction, 4H? honez, can I suggest here. The reviewer seemed to find it equally enjoyable, and it looks like a sequel is called for...

I was told the Mods had to contribute to the upkeep of this site, and have been sending GR £20 a month. Am I mistaken?? Mind - it's not as much as the £50/month DWB has to pay as an Admin

Here's the link Everything Stops For Tea

You mean in the same way that weatherman90 and weatherman91 were the same person. Or Honez, heaven can wait and The Yeti? In fact, have you never noticed that you never get two Admins in at the same time? I have come to the conculsion that there are really only about 20 members, each with 25 names

It gets better. From the quiz Reminds me of the man who read the telephone directory. Afterwards he was heard to complain 'Too many characters, not enough plot!'

Looking through his reading list, I spotted one which looked a little odd... Does he mean he actually read what he was writing??

You mean to say someone has stolen my avatar!!!! Give me their names, and I'll go around, rip off their arms and legs, and club them to death with them..... Errr..., ooops...., slight temper, but I am really friendly - honest