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I trust he passed away peacefully. Was it an overdose??

That's because most of them died off years ago, whilst the rest probably thought he was already dead!

At least we now know how to stop all those Cuban protest posts in the Castro thread. Advise Castro to have full and free elections, but nobody apart from him gets a vote

I would be Mylo Cassidy - sounds like a second rate folk singer

Better watch out Windsor - looks like he is heading your way.... Drunk Amongst the Arabs

Oops - posted this in another thread before I came to this one, so I will repeat here...

Many congrats on the promotion Captain. Does that mean you should now be called Major Scarlet??

DL standards???!!! We do have standards at DL Admittedly, they are set pretty low

Maybe we should ask the experts... anyone not banned from the Royal Forums?

Welcome aboard Poppet. Looking at your profile, I am shocked that you list one of your interests as 'drinking'. I should point out that not only are you a mere 17, but that we here at DL do not condone posting whilst drunk btw - feel free to use a photograph as your avatar - seemed to work wonders for Dylan

I can feel another poll coming on Windsor, millwall, ready, get set, go..... Millwall is the poll man - he does all that. I am, however, mainly responsible for dropping in silly questions every now and then. Heres a new one: What is more annoying, Millwall's polls or windsor's questions?. Can we have a vote on that one?? PS - My apologies for getting you confused with millwall. Old age and all that....

I can feel another poll coming on Windsor, millwall, ready, get set, go.....

Give us a chance - it's only been 15 minutes. We had to wait for Iain to confirm it

Here is the link: Simon Wiesenthal Dead

It be Pirate Day, windsor me lad, when t' grown beauties's fancies turn t' thoughts o' Johnny Depp. An' all scurvey lads think o' Keira Knightley - ahrhhh, shiver me timbers

You wouldn't, by any chance, be connected to this band, would you? I will have to check the unwritten rules, but I am sure shameless plugs are not allowed But whilst we are at it, another decent band Chineseburn

I think the more appropriate question is What does Clare Rayner have to do with anything?

Inar - you are one of the experts now

I think the DL Conspiracy Theory forum sounded better

I think you may find that is prose. Now, if you want some real poetry, I can point in the direction of some pretty damned good haiku

Presumably it would have been beyond him to record a few versions with variations on Bushie's potential opposite number a earlier. Now, if he'd have had the common decency to hold up a copy of The Sun or Sunday Sport, then that would have settled it. Maybe if he's still around, he'll think to do it next time after reading this post. It is always possible - except that had OBL died in 2001 / 202 in Bora Bora, he would have required remarkable foresight to have picked Kerry as one of the potential challengers. I don't think he was seriously considered as a candidate back then (perhaps one of our American cousins can correct me), and even in late 2003, was still one of the also-rans, well behind Dean. It certainly appears that he was still alive come mid-2004. Must have long-life batteries in that portable dialysis machine of his PS - we all know the newspaper of choice amongst terrorists is the Guardian

Without spending a lot of time looking, I seem to recall he issued a video last year just prior to the US Elections. In it, he 'namechecked' Bush and Kerry, meaning that the video would have been shot after the first quarter of the year, when Kerry was picked as the Democrat candidate. Up until then, it wasn't certain he would be picked...

And I can't think of anybody else who may exaggerate symptons in order to gain some sympathy, and perhaps evade justice

Was a toss up whether to post this in the Titanic thread or the joke thread, but this one was higher up the list Doctor, lawyer and priest all on the Titanic as it starts to go down. The Doctor shouts 'Save the children', the lawyer says back 'Screw the children'. The priest looks at both and asks 'Do we have time?'

So does she