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  1. Given the recent photos of Cliff Richard....
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    Names we dislike

    I had to deal with a pikey female called Chardonnay yesterday. And she had a gold clown necklace and hoop earrings. Made me weep for humanity and feel dirty dirty at the same time.
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    Names we dislike

    Darren. I’m haunted by that name. Ex husband was a Darren, my best mate is a Darren and my boss is a Darren. Best mate I just call Sis, Boss is called boss and when I see ex husband (one in a blue moon) he gets called every swear word known to the human race to his face. To be fair he probably hates the name Phil
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    Places With Silly Names

    There’s Crapstone village nearby. It’s actually a lovely village
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    Room 101

    Banks. Nat West in particular. I spent a fruitless 20 mins on the phone trying to amend a standing order only to be told- you need your Nat West mini device to allow me to do that over the phone. So instead I then had to drive 15 mins across the City to a branch - the last branch not in the City Centre. Got to the branch signs up saying it’s closing next month. Woman on the counter was rude no name badge , wouldn’t order me a mini device. I was so fed up I walked out the branch into TSB next door who confirmed with some pride that this branch wouldn’t be closing, yes you can amend standing orders over the phone and I can switch my accounts in 7 days with no loss of service to myself nor my SOs and DDs. Well done Nat West. 17 years of loyalty down the drain. And more importantly well done TSB for making banking suddenly seem much easier again
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    WTF is happening in London?

    I live in Plymouth which used to be one of the more quieter Cities in the UK but the amount violent crime even here is growing. Increasingly there’s a generation which has been brought up to suffer little or no consequences to anything be it Work or school or life in general. The tide turned imho when schools went liberal about 15 years ago and there’s a generation under the age of 30 who think even if they do badly they’ll be rewarded and if they do something bad in any aspect then it’s ok as they’re entitled to do so. The police are powerless, understaffed and have had more cuts than could be believed. That doesn’t assist matters at all.
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    Leah Bracknell

    In Peter Falks mind Carlisle United won the Champions League the last 3 years running.....
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    Room 101

    However my local Sainsbury is selling Diet Coke Mango.... Sounds vile I must confess.
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    Room 101

    Trust me between the lamb and that Pepto there was nothing left in my body to have a shit.
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    Room 101

    I have a lovely chemist shop near me , but when the old stomach is a bit dodgy ( lamb which I should have chucked out rather than eat it cold) the look I got when I asked for Kaolin and Morphine you’d think I was a drug addict. Instead I get some pink rubbish called Pepto Bismol. It’s not working. I want hard drugs
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    Birthday Deaths

    I get Karen Carpenter and Reg Priestley. Proof that I’ve only just begun and Love is all around
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    Leah Bracknell

    With all respect to our number 2- Leah has gone very quiet in the last month. No blogs, no media , just silence. I have a feeling we’re into the final end game here, and the next thing we’ll get will be her death announcement.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Ended up 2-12 defeat..... At least they scored twice against champions elect.
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    Peter Kay

    There’s plenty of of fat old queens in the UK without another one joining the ranks. As a paid up member of this club (as well as the Tuffty club) I don’t believe it.
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    Crashing Companies

    Move down here. We have the glorious Trago Mills. Where you can buy a lawnmower, Russian wellies, carpet and industrial size packs of spices for next to nothing
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Beats Tinder any day of week.
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    Crashing Companies

    Now real fears House of Fraser will go- trying to borrow an emergency £40 million. If they so that’ll be the end of Dingles in Plymouth part of the City for 169 years. Biggest department store here- but just full of consessions. Debenhams next????
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Well I have been called a bear in my time as I have a hairy chest, but meh. Personally I think there’s nothing more odd looking than a youngster (18 to 24) with 40+ But each to their own. All my partners have been around my age - could be where I’ve gone wrong I guess When my ex got with his affair partner permanently I did get great delight in pointing out the day he was born was the day after I got my GCSE results aged 16 to my XH.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Me? 44 now, grey and slightly overweight. Oddly this puts me into the ‘Daddy’ category Grindr/dating wise. Does the ego good on occasions I can tell you. Grieve but don’t forget buddy it does get sweeter life. Maybe not today or even tomorrow. But it does.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I think if you look at Smirnoff profits for March 2013 I contributed about a third of that. However by 1st week of April I decided he wasn’t work it, hit the gym and discovered Grindr.
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    Budget Household

    God mine was 5 years ago. 10th September 2013 the true meaning of happiness. My divorce was finalised by a judge Happily single ever since. And I have nothing to do with my weasel of cheating lying ex
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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    Budget Household

    Sorry lardy it’s a tough time. Just reek the revenge I did. My ex wanted his stuff so he got it in spades. You want the computer- fine but the keyboard didn’t have half the keys. Anything electrical? Spent half an hour in the bath first. Clothes? All packed in suitcases with rotten meat and dog shit. As as I had to downsize the sight of his Fiat 500 driving off with a full set of Christmas decs in March was a scene which still makes me chuckle.
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    Budget Household

    Did that in 2013. Lost 19 stones as well- 3 of which were my own.
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