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I'm never right on these things. Gone for 5. Looking more like a "building year"- coming good next year

Meanwhile in South East Cornwall, rehersals for "Pirates of Penzance" takes a sinster turn. http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Lette...il/article.html Next month - Silence of the Lambs. Knowing St Dominick a bloodbath would have added thousands to property prices.

Deep Heat. Poor sod. As a gay man I can confirm that mint shower gel will not subsitute as a lubracant. My other half still winces when I mention it.......... Now Crisp and Dry. Thats a whole other thread.

If anyone saw me coming out of the Vue Cinema in floods of tears last night- I apologise. It was the pepper sauce on my hotdog. Not watching Toy Story 3 that caused it....

Thanks for the info! Was too damn lazy to look it up myself! Wasn't Conrad Hilton also married to another ''Not long for this world'' candidate and serial bride Elizabeth Taylor? Surely not often a Great Granddaughter gets a thread on the same website either! Must be all this hiring of hotel rooms per hour. Or a cheap discount.

Bet Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg will be on any new list now.

Oh what I've give to nick Heather Mills false leg. She's divorced Paul so she can start by not using his name anymore......... Then we'd see if she can be so self promoting whilst hopping.

No he married a half German. Actually I kind of get your point now...................

Zsa Zsa divorces from life? At least Baron Von Scarey Monster will keep the house in this divorce settlement!

According to my mate, Carlisle were bloody unlucky to say the least. My lot got a draw at Colchester- which I'll take.

The only tough thing at Home Park these days is the half time pastie Maryport. You'll get 3 points today- guarantee it.

Former BBC and Southern TV Presenter Cliff Michelmore is going on towards 91. Not a bad olde age for an olde newscaster Must be all that preservative in suntan lotion in the 1970's and 1980's.....

Maybe she's slimming down for her next wedding dress. A coffin. Pine boxes can be such a drag to get into. Well when you've married as much as Zsa Zsa will it be dark stained wood? It can hardly be white...... I'll get my coat.

Hey guys Newbie here, having been in the background for far too long!