Memento Mori

Gazza admits drink driving charges. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11584520

A Portuguese court has overturned a ban on Goncalo Amaral's book. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...ortuguese_Court

She's in ''good spirits''according to her family. . http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/..._In_West_London

Happy Birthday Handrejka

Imagine Johnny Rotten and Shakespeare - or Johnny Rotten and all of the above, for that matter - attempting a conversation!

And that's another near miss on the DDP this year. Nooooooo. Poor Father Dowling. Sad but true - I once had a bit of a schoolboy crush on Father Dowling's rather lovely sidekick Sister Stephanie. Poor old Tom Bosley. Father Dowling was probably the only Catholic cleric I've ever been able to tolerate.

Good one!

Here's an all time classic hit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TGj2jrJk8...feature=related

OAPs attacked by goat. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-N...ple_In_Hospital

According to some reports, he seems to be on the mend.. http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/repo...nt-ends_1454052

Q: How do we know that human skin is elasticated? A: Because it says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree then walked all the way to Jeruselem.

Bulgarians HIV trial in Libya ''linked directly'' to Al Megrahi. http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=121209

Brilliant song, and the movie wasn't bad either.

Cruise the Adriatic.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/weird-wi...r-operator.html

Massacre at London Zoo! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...rt-reveals.html

Go on wild goose chase. http://www.bizarrenews.org/content/view/149/1/

Yet another tune from Glam Rock's finest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe7FQKzkgrQ...ide_rn-4r-13-HM

Ronnie Biggs .(Again)

Dave Brubeck has had a pacemaker fitted after experiencing "dizzyness and fatigue" on Monday night. Brubeck, 89, will be back on the road in November. I've found him a tasteful new piano that he might like to take on tour. That's a pretty cool pic

Gerald the giraffe finally finds love.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11549129

This is one of my all time favourite songs.

That is disturbing - I sincerely mean that. How old was the child in question?

I'd loose consciousness too if I had to sit through that hippo's performance!

I've never met the bloke, but my poor gullible mum bought one of his books and actually believed his crap, until the next fad came along.

She can't. It's all part of the reptilian bodysuit she was given when she hatched. It's looking like it might need a bit of a dry clean, iron and refit now as it's getting a bit saggy. So, David Icke was right all along, then?