Memento Mori

Actually, so do I, but I very much doubt that it's meant to be taken seriously. (BTW, it was eight, not nine hours.)

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque! Oops! What I meant to say was I would most likely taste like barbequed beef. I just copied and pasted my result. Apparently I would taste like barbecued chicken. Is that good or bad? Whats a par score here? I recommend the 'Are you addicted to bacon' quiz. I'm 46% addicted. 53% addicted in my case. I've also discovered that, if trapped in my freezer, I would survive for eight hours.

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque! Oops! What I meant to say was I would most likely taste like barbequed beef. I just copied and pasted my result. Phew...You had me worried there for a bit! I had even entertained the possibility that many of the Dead Of 2010 had ended up on your dinner table!

I haven't read it, just looked through it... Sincerely hope you didn't stick your head in too far - jagged shards of glass can be lethal!

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I taste like mesquite tofu, whatever that is. I believe it is a tasty diabetic dish. http://www.dlife.com/diabetes/diabetic-rec...Tofu/r7604.html

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque!

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!!

I couldn't agree more. Like so many other reality programmes, The Apprentice is beginning to lose its edge.

I really think that she should have treated herself to a new hairdo, it's not as if she's got all the time in the world in which to do so,is it?

Currently reading The Broken Window by Jeffery Deaver. I have quite a lot of reading to catch up on, but considering that I no longer have a job, I should get through the lot in double quick time!

Depends on what your definition of 'hero' is. Each to his or her own..

I think that eventually, it will kill him. He seems to be heading down the same road as George Best.

Can't help but wonder how much longer his liver can withstand such abuse.

He's been released from jail. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11513218

Former actress and beauty queen, Leona Gage has died. http://www.onenewspage.com/news/Celebritie...n-Gage-Dies.htm

Climb a plum tree... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-by-family.html

Anthony Adverse? Odd book to take to your grave. I'd take The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, which, coincidentally, was the book chosen by Johnny Vegas this morning to take to his desert island. Anyone else have any favourite possessions, books etc, they'd take with them? Also, just curious like: this Playboy spread: did he have his winkie on display? Or was it all very discreet? Can't imagine an 80-year-old winkie in Playboy would do much for circulation (even within the said winkie). I don't intend on taking anything - bar my secrets - to the grave.

I wish I could banish my f**king insomnia to Room 101 right now

Young Girl: 'Do you believe in puppy love? Young Boy:' Not anymore.' Young Girl: 'Why not?' Young Boy: 'Because their arseholes were too tight.'

What the hell was that? It made no sense whatsoever...

Documentary maker, Marshall Flaum has died. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11482888

Christine O'Donnell seeks to reassure voters that she is not a witch. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20018526-503544.html

Look at Hitler's feline doubles.. http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-...igmiaow.pl?5382

2 people picked him as the 6th death. myself and one other I couldn't find the thread last night - I was relying on memory when I posted that.

Jesus! At first glance, I thought it was Kirk in that picture!