msc

Well done. Updated the "latest news" bit as everyone in the last one from 1st Feb was now dead! Obits will update as and when. Usually more on ball but this has been a hell of a month. There's never so many DDP hits when we're all up to date!

"It's a Swiss rollover!" That was my intro to Archie. Before he had an on screen renaissance in the latter days of Scotsport. He has such a way with words too ie "Facing a Ronald Koeman free kick is *just* like facing a serial killer!"

Which just goes to show Biden's campaign focus on 7 states was smart politics - didn't he win 6 of them?

Aye, looked like shite when I last saw him on TV. Gone downhill again or a Paul punt?

And....Spade Cooley takes his first lead since 2017.

Apparently: I mean, that's what we all suspected, really. (I know, I know - A listers travel the world for "conservation", John Smiths not allowed to travel 1 mile to see Mum...)

Still weird to think Wogan is dead tbh!

So that'll be him pushing back that comeback tour again!

The four time champ goes top of the DDP for first time since mid-2017 if a QO shows up.

Oh I forgot about that one! It did sort out my problems ASAP though.

I'd be the person who forgets to switch accounts and posts a DDP update under the sock account. Although "msc" is technically my second account! (Dull story, posted 5 or 6 times at uni in 2007-9 then lost access, so I started a new account so I could join forum games.Admin have since helpfully deleted posts that revealed too much identity to passing friends who dissaprove! Mrs msc posted once too but iirc as a guest!)

We didn't even get a DDP pick off his grandson, outlaw Ron Bass...

in 20s (12 points) plus unique (3 in 2015) plus unnatural (3) = 18 x joker = 36. I'm not responsible for former hosts maths fails! Although his score for 2015 (the things you make me check!) tallies out so that's just a typo. As for Vervoort. 10 + Drop 40 (30s) + unnatural (3) = 16 x joker = a mere 32 points when she died....

36 points for one pick off a terrorist in 2015 for the nefarious Pelican! Down the page a bit...

A few years ago Spade theorized if anyone would get the full bingo - 12 point unique joker who dies of unnatural causes on their birthday or Christmas Day! Which would be a 48 point joker! Closest was circa 30 a few years back but I can't mind who it was off top of my head!

The SNP are on the brink of a major internal civil war, I don't think the unionists need be concerned about independence anytime soon...

"I'm the ice cream man. I used to go to school with Nigel Fairservice..."

Not as confused as I am - you posted the news in the first place!

Biggest Darwin Award since that woman tried to pet an alligator...

Unique for Mr C, who has been playing the DDP continously since 1999! Drunkasaskunk and obviously Big Iain himself debuted earlier but missed years inbetween.

Former Evening Times journalist Ally McLaws reveals his terminal lung cancer has spread to his brain. Unique DDP pick this year for someone or other!

Well about mid-March Banana will run out of team members after 40 hits and then the rest of us are relying on bonuses...

You have NO authority here, Jackie Boudicca! Oh, wait, you do. Never mind...

Can't take a rock HOF that doesn't have Iron Maiden, Motorhead or Thin Lizzy in it seriously, ngl.

Yes, the record was broken last year! 17/40. There is a lot of potential still on the table.