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Bernie DeKoven slipped through the cracks, but has been added now.

Oh, and yes, Vervoort IS on every single bloody team!

Obayashi is on my team solely because you mentioned how he was on his last legs about a fortnight ago, and I thought "thanks for the tip, Joey"...

And finally, here is the draw for the Quarterfinals 1. Phantom of the Rad Guy OR The Dead Cow vs Sean or Charon 2. Death Impends OR Heef vs Roverandout OR DDT 3. msc or Deadsox (reigning champion) vs Captain Chorizo or Young Willz 4. Gcreptile OR Sir Creep vs Joey Russ or Grim Up North

Deathlist Cup 2018 Round Two 1. Death Impends (Tippecanoe and Die-ler Too) v Heef 2. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs Sir Creep (Month-to-Month Tenants) 3. Joey Russ vs Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) 4. Phantom of the RadGuy (0-6) vs The Dead Cow 5. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) v Charon (Unrepetant) 6. Rover vs DDT 7. Chorizo v Young WIllz (Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) 8. Msc v Deadsox (reigning champ) Death Impends (Hannigan, Vervoort, Jose, Goodwin, Anzaki, Da-Ren, Kennedy E, Wouk, Vento, DeKoven, Moss) Vs Heef (Stefansson, Vervoort, Goodwin, Hannigan, Carroll B, Grant W, Reid JR, Bracknell, Anzaki, Nash D, Verhousky) Gcreptile (Hannigan, Vervoort, Thacker E, Jose, Dole, Wouk, Bolduc A, Tafoya A, D Kumar, S Anzaki, Ahmed M) Vs Sir Creep (DeKoven, DeHavilland, Hannigan, Vento, Shivakamura, Thacker E, Vervoort, Benson T, Jenkins B, Tajima, Tiwari ND) Joey Russ (Vervoort, Ayres C, Hannigan, Jose, Stefansson, Moss, Goodwin, Lynott P, Da-Ren, P-orridge, McCain J) Vs Grim Up North (Hannigan, Jose, Brickhouse Brown, Obayashi, Tajima, Moss, Mack, Vervoort, Overton, Goodwin, Stiles) Phantom of the RadGuy (Cepeda, Goodwin, Hannigan, Kleese T, Maroney P, Moss, Obayashi, Tapie, Vento, Vervoort, Anzaki) Vs The Dead Cow (Goodwin, Tiwari, Bailey S, Manan A, Tafoya, Kennedy E, Vervoort, Jose, Kalima V, Hannigan, Parrikar) Sean (Jose, Clegg J, Cappotelli, McCain J, Jowell, Mountcharles H, Tapie, Vervoort, Ricksen, Bracknell, Alagiah) Vs Charon (Sobral, Vervoort, Brogan, Shivers, Jose, Ricksen, Hubbard, Slaski, Herd, Dryden, Blanco) Rover (Bracknell, McCain R, Stiles, Wouk, McCain, Vervoort, Maren J, Shore, Dole, Bush Sr, Jose) Vs DDT (Sathirasuta, Vervoort, Anzaki, McCain J, Hannigan, Jose, Steffanson, Whelan K, Palau, Willesee, Goodwin) Chorizo (McCain J, Tajimi, Francis D, Overton, Jose, Vervoort, Mack, Lynott, Jowell, Leonard JW, Vento) Vs YWillz (James C, Benedict XVI, St John, Stiles, Cepeda, Vervoort, Dodd, Bush B, Lange, Greaves, Redstone) Msc (Da-Ren, Obayashi, Cervinski, Vervoort, Bracknell, Goodwin, Jose, Hannigan, Rae, Pintek, Tapie) Vs Deadsox (Butts, Camm, Cocks, Da-ren, Hannigan, Lynott P, Pintek, Remigino, Ripa di Meana, Vervoort, Youngs T)

Round 2 Masterlist 1. Mansoor Ahmed – Gcreptile 2. George Alagiah – Sean 3. Satoru Anzaki – radGuy, DI, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT 4. Christopher Ayres – Joey 5. Shaun Bailey – Dead Cow 6. Benedict XVI - YWillz 7. Tom Benson – Sir Creep 8. Kathleen Blanco - Charon 9. Armand Bolduc - Gcreptile 10. Leah Bracknell – Sean, Heef, Rover, MSC 11. Jim Brogan - Charon 12. Brickhouse Brown – GUN 13. Barbara Bush - YWillz 14. George Bush Sr - Rover 15. Colin Butts – Deadsox 16. Bess Camm - Deadsox 17. Matt Cappotelli – Sean 18. Bobbie Carroll - Heef 19. Orlando Cepeda – RadGuy, YWillz 20. David Cervinski - MSC 21. Johnny Clegg – Sean 22. John Cocks - Deadsox 23. Fu Da-Ren – Joey, deadsox, DI, MSC 24. Bernie DeKoven – Sir Creep, DI 25. Olivia De Havilland – Sir Creep 26. Ken Dodd - YWillz 27. Bob Dole – Gcreptile, Rover 28. Albert Dryden – Charon 29. Dean Francis - Chorizo 30. Vanessa Goodwin – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, DI, GUN, Heef, DDT, MSC 31. Warren Grant – Heef 32. Jimmy Geaves - YWillz 33. Emma Hannigan – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT, MSC 34. Robin Herd - Charon 35. Johnny Hubbard – Charon 36. Clive James - YWillz 37. Brandon Jenkins – Sir Creep 38. Jose Jose – Joey, Dead Cow, Sean, DI, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC 39. Tessa Jowell – Sean, Chorizo 40. Victoria Kalima – Dead Cow 41. Tony Kleese - RadGuy 42. Ed Kennedy – Dead Cow, DI 43. Dilip Kumar – Gcreptile 45. Artie Lange – Ywillz 46. J W Leonard - Chorizo 47. Philomena Lynott – Joey, deadsox, Chorizo 48. Ted Mack - GUN, Chorizo 49. Azreen Manan – Dead Cow 50. Jerry Maren - Rover 51. Pauline Maroney - RadGuy 53. John McCain – Joey, Sean, Rover, Chorizo, DDT 54. Roberta McCain - Rover 55. Stirling Moss – Joey, RadGuy, GUN, DI 56. Lord Henry Mountcharles – Sean 57. Dennis Nash - Heef 58. Nobuhiko Obayashi – RadGuy, GUN, MSC 59. Peter Overton – GUN, Chorizo 60. Luis Palau - DDT 60. Manohar Parrikar - Dead Cow 61. Mike Pintek – deadsox, MSC 62. Genesis P-orridge – Joey 63. Charlotte Rae - MSC 64. Sumner Redstone - YWillz 65. John R Reid - Heef 66. Lindy Remigino - Deadsox 67. Fernando Ricksen – Sean, Charon 68. Carlo Ripa di Meana – deadsox 69. Mae Chee Sansanee Sathirasuta - DDT 70. Sri Sri Shivakamura – Sir Creep 71. Brian Shivers – Charon 72. Mitzi Shore - Rover 73. Peter Slaski - Charon 74. Salvador Sobral - Charon 75. Stefan Karl Stefansson – Joey, Heef, DDT 76. Nobby Stiles – GUN, Rover, YWillz 77. Ian St John - YWillz 78. Arthur Tafoya – Dead Cow, Gcreptile 79. Nabi Tajima – Sir Creep, GUN, Chorizo 80. Bernard Tapie – RadGuy, Sean, msc 81. Ernie Thacker – Sir Creep, Gcreptile 82. ND Tiwari – Dead Cow, Sir Creep 83. Joe Vento – RadGuy, DI, Sir Creep, Chorizo 84. Russell Verhousky - Heef 85. Marieke Vervoort – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, Sean, Deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Heef, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC, YWillz 86. Ken Whelan – DDT 87. Mike Willesee - DDT 88. Herman Wouk – DI ,Gcreptile, Rover 89. Tiffany Youngs - Deadsox

Bloody hell! The Penalty Shootout Young WIllz (Heads) v Engineer (Tails) - Heads. YWillz leads 1-0 - Tails. Engineer equalises. - Tails. Engineer leads 2-1. - Engineer needs one more to win. - Heads – The coin saves YWillz! - Next flip wins it for either. - The decider - Heads! - Young Willz wins the 50/50 Decider 3-2 - Bad luck to Engineer. That’s the closest of of the three "shootouts" to date. I'm a bit tense after that! Commiserations to Maryport, Pedro, The Engineer, Wormfarmer, Yorkshire Banker, Spade Cooley, Garn, Biblio, Fixed Business, John Key, Deathray and Book. Better luck next year?

And Round 1 is over. Thanks all for taking part. Right, away to toss a coin to determine the final qualifier for the sweet sixteen. Also, to add my team (I WON!!!!!!) and the winner of this "shootout" to the masterlist. Back in 5.

Yeah, my bad! I blame the painkillers.

FFS! Though, it seems there's an update on the 28th but below the paywall, hence my confusion.

Behind a paywall here. Translated what I could see via Google. Twitter pic.

Teaser: on paper, both of you have improved on last year and it looks impossible to call outright.

Hmm, well, we have a best of 5 coin toss (likely, or a shock injury time winner?), Masterlist, teams and the Quarterfinal draw all up in about an hours time.

Here's something. It's now March in Belgium. And Marieke Vervoort has said goodbye to her dog. Going to have a points bonanza tomorrow?

All the teams are in. So now we wait. And I nab a coin just in case.

Yer hopes are dashed. Can confirm Charon's team is in! Charon v Sean, then.

^ Aye, Linda Nolan.

A better hospital?

RIP - Cryne, Elias, Miller, Nevin, Stokes, Toothill (obit?) Probably Locks - Blanco, Brackers, Lynott, Stefansson Likely Lock but Obit Worries - Anzaki, Goodwin Dunno tbh? - Cappotelli, Frates, Gilbert, Jowell, Lewis, Lima, McCain, Piddington

Yes, you'd qualify with a team in. Which would make you Mr Jammy Sod (Cup Edition), really. Hopeful C will get a team in though.

Only teams left to come in are Charon and DDT. Hopefully not randomly hit by weather.

Aye, the wind was ridiculous. Never seen anything like it. 2010 was colder, but the snow was in one place. Blizzard-esque out there earlier.

Yeah, ok, it is actually nuts out there. Most snow I can recall in my lifetime, and it sounds like the schools are off tomorrow and even Friday. Even if it's not snowageddon, it's clearly more than your normal, so well done Deathray for pointing it out.

Norman Lloyd IS American, unless New Jersey got annexed when I wasn't looking.

Jealous!