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And Taggart. Seems to be a murder. As in the daughter. That's not a shit joke attempt.

That is a shit Wiki page, tbh.

You mean you don't remember that famous US President John F Heath, and his brother Bobby Heath?

circa October 2018 if he had Ted Heath's exact longevity from prognosis.

I agree with Toast about the clutter, and Joey about creating a new thread for that sort of thing.

Donald Trump is planning to visit Florida shortly. “I hope there aren’t too many people in that path. That’s a bad path to be in.” said Hurricane Irma in a press release, in response.

BBC live updates reference Flight Radar. Mr O'Falk, I presume...

Rather strangely, my mum's heard of her. Apparently her show is quite good, if you're into that sort of thing. I'm really not.

Which one is Zorders?

Also, the whole marrying someone after living together 40 years. Back on the 2018 list, if he survives 2017, imo.

Far be it for me to go pedant on a rant, but actually, there were calls that the NHS was a struggle to fund from as early as 1950. It's what led to the Gaitskell "compromise" to introduce dental charges, and led to Nye resigning from the government. Also, there was extreme money shortages in the 1980s, which led to a belief NHS services would be farmed off to private companies, hence, long story short, Maggie Thatchers speech about the NHS being "safe with us".

TMZ seem to report deaths one minute before they happen. They've got the Reaper on retainer.

They are a bunch of cunts. However, so are the Daily Mail, and they're used regularly for reliable deadpooling. The Mirror have picked up the story. The Sun did, last I heard, pay handsomely for "showbiz scoops", so yeah, this (probably) comes from family or inside the hospital.

Tomasz Shakermaker, the BBC weather guy whose name I can't spell at all (from a certain person's Crowdsourced Deathlist entry) has landed in Florida to give live updates on the weather, instead of just giving them from a studio in London... Call of the deadpooling season if it goes wrong for him..

What, everyone bar Johnny Cash?

I had to Google her to see who she was. There goes another bit of my soul.

No idea.

Thought she'd be dead by now. Also assumed she'd have her own thread by now.

A thread rises from the grave!

That implies she has power in the first place, of course.

Sir David Tang Professor Dame Margaret Turner-Warwick Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor Walter Becker Your fab 4 for today.

Will let you know on January 2nd, remind me at the time...

I don't give a toss about polls tbh (I can just ignore those), but yes, the sweepstakes are annoying.

Biggest Australian death of the year, then.

Well, an update of sorts - he was unable to return to his weekly football radio show this season with Ian Snodin. Could be bored, of course.