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The tabloids seem to think William does nothing but shag his wife, going by how often the pregnancy rumours arise.

So, about 620 of them at least, then?

That's interesting. Police call him an 80 year old man, when his public DOB was March 1940. *changes in notes*

My lot, apparently. You can probably tell the moment I ran out of likely byelections and just started penning through the MPs at random. 1. Ken Clarke (Rushcliffe) 2. Dennis Skinner (Bolsover0 3. Sir Peter Bottomley (Worthing Weest) 4. Geoffrey Robinson (Coventry North West) 5. Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield) 6. Frank Field (Birkenhead) 7. Harriet Harman (Camberwell and Peckham) 8. Nicholas Soames (Mid Sussex) 9. Stephen Geffins (North East Fife) 10. John Bercow (Buckingham) 11. Theresa May (Maidenhead) 12. Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley) 13. Jim Cunningham (Coventry South) 14. Ronnie Cambell (Blyth Valley) 15. Dame Margaret Beckett (Derby South) 16. Margaret Hodge (Barking) 17. Roger Godsiff (Birmingham Hall Green) 18. David Crausby (Bolton North East) 19. Christopher Chope (Christchurch) 20. Jack Dromey (Birmingham Erdington) 21. Diane Abbott (Hackney North and Stoke Newington) 22. Mike Gapes (Ilford South) 23. Lady Slyvia Hermon (North Down) 24. Anna Soubry (Broxtowe) 25. Nadine Dorries (Mid Bedfordshire) 26. John Mann (Bassetlaw) 27. Nick Boles (Grantham and Stamford) 28. Marie Rimmer (St Helens South) 29. John Redwood (Wokingham) 30. Matthew Hancock (West Suffolk) 31. Tom Watson (West Bromwich East) 32. Grant Shapps (Welwyn Hatfield) 33. Peter Bone (Wellingborough) 34. Mary Creagh (Wakefield) 35. Kate Hoey (Vauxhall) 36. Sir Vince Cable (Twickenham) 37. Jackie Doyle-Price (Thurrock) 38. Andrew Mitchell (Sutton Coldfield) 39. David Drew (Stroud) 40. Sir Bill Cash (Stone) 41. Royston Smith (Southampton Itchen) 42. Craig Mackinlay (South Thanet) 43. Philip Davies (Shipley) 44. Jared O’Mara (Sheffield Hallam) 45. Philip Hammond (Runnymede and Weybridge) 46. Sarah Champion (Rotherham) 47. Zac Goldsmith (Richmond Park) 48. Mhairi Black (Paisley and Renfrewshire South) 49. Chris Leslie (Nottingham East) 50. Paul Flynn (Newport West)

Reliant on Kenny Rogers, luck, and YoungWillz's understanding of the game rules, here, myself.

Was going to say just that in reply! Yeah, Barry Norman was the best of the British critics, by far. He and Ebert also a great respect for the other, from what I can recall.

I believe it is a convention for champions to get byes in the first round (see the Champions League, FA Cup, and ignore the flaws). Of course, we don't know the numbers for 2018 yet: might be 32! Might be 0, of course. Beating the big 3 of the forum back to back was an incredible achievement, and one I certainly didn't think was possible. A good way to crown our first champion, I think.

That's right, Paddington: the Cup has been hammered shut. Lots of people tried, and failed, and we have the winner of our first ever Deathlist Cup! The crowds are excited! Congratulations Deadsox, our 2017 Deathlist Cup winner! Soup Dragon hands over the Cup. Now, everyone congratulate the winner. May he forever go down in Deathlist history as the winner of a Deathlist game. Right, done. Thanks! It's been a blast.

Again.

Only NFL game I ever saw had the commentary line along the lines of "He got at the tight end right in the end zone." That's all I remember about it.

Bit selfish. Some of us are waiting on the points. Oh, and the whole middle east probably, for less selfish reasons, I guess...

Not to say I've been snowed under, but this is the first I've twigged it's bloody Friday! Ah at least Dr Who's on tomorrow.

Those prayers must have been crap.

I took that to mean in general rather than the specificness. He did work for a BBC show, right?

As of this post, 6 hours and 35 mins.

It was on Newsbeat - that's just Buzzfeed youth mag stuff, not the actual Beeb. Not to argue with the general point, of course.

I didn't notice that. Oops!

8 hours left of the Deathlist Cup. Death Impends leaving his traditional last minute comeback to the last, I see.

TotalBiscuit claiming to be on the mend once more. Gotta love those insignificant liver tumours.

This is today, right? Btw, @Shaun of the Dead, yer PM box is full. Out 1. Gilbert 2. Nevin 3. Ricketts 4. Butts 5. Holmlund Swapped for 1. Lu Xiaobo 2. Dean Francis 3. Johnny Hallyday 4. Ami Brown 5. Peter Lorimer

Ta. It is what it is. Strangely, I find years of deadpooling has me more prepared for what follows than I was when my grandfather was dying. That being when I began researching different cancers, which sort of lead me here in the first place.

Council byelection result in Lancashire: OWL gain from Tory. What a hoot! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Always the same with families and in-laws. The arseholes glide gracefully through life without a hiccup, the ones you get on with have a year of chemo and then find out their cancer has apparently spread. Bah humbug.

Yes, I agree: all of the top DDP contenders in 2018 (bar me) should all pick Ian Smith on their teams.

Richard Baker, aye? Not had a news reader on the Deathlist in a while.