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It's Cup deadline day, again. How did that happen? Three teams in, and I have sent reminders to 4 other teams still in with a chance.

I'm just lightly teasing our resident Norman Tebbit fan, but, if Theresa May does actually fail to win this election, I might actually die laughing...

90+ year olds tend to go quicker of bone cancers. There's a 38% 5-year survival rate for 70-89 year olds which then drops. She doesn't say what type of bone cancer it is though.

It's Spade - he gets a unique 3 pointer tomorrow and will any of us be surprised? I've just remembered I need to politely chase folk up for the Semis tomorow, and do all the prep work. Still, with only 4 sides in the next round, it shouldn't take as much time now. Famous last words...

90 + Bone Cancer + Previous History = Cert for 2017 imo.

I rather suspect we're all ripping off paying homage to the same tennis legend.

Mine aren't but then I have another fucking cold and those always interfere with the good old Second Sight...

An old meme, but I always thought 8 is an edit away from being a reasonable joke.

You put a stake through Silvio's heart, he looks at you and calls it a flesh wound.

Sorry, charon, I meant that Line of Duty show LFN was recommending. Didn't know till posts above there was a series of Fargo, but its on Netflix, so put it on my list, as it were.

Yeah, though she has a hint of the Bernie Nolan about her: remission now, but watch out for the relapse in a few years.

Must be about time for him to become Italian PM again.

I think we all will be when your avatar becomes PM...

You cannot be serious!

Correction - a cross dressing taxman.

Jonathan Demme, Robert Taylor, Cathy Hopkins (St Helena campaigner), Peter Farrer (tax inspector), Dorothy Torry (secretary to Lord Reith once). Oh rocky, where are thou?

charon, the little I've seen of it, it appears to be a drama about the entirely fictional concept of the cops being corrupt as fuck...

I thought that'd be the tightest match of the round tbh. Still, these things can happen in a month, it says nothing about the quality of Gcreptile's deadpooling, just sods luck, really.

Well, you know, there are only 50 places a year, and people keep getting older. 20 years ago, Ken Dodd, Roger Moore and David Attenborough would have all been Deathlist mainstays at their current ages.

Rare update (if you can call it an update)

Can't. We already had a Deathlist miss with you back in 2013.

Catherine Nevin looks to have had the last laugh on all the teams so far. Anyhow, as April comes to a close in just over 48 hours, we have our first potential Semifinalist team in. Reminder DDT or Rad Guy vs Deadsox or Spade Heef or Grim v Death Impends or Gcreptile

He's got a whole bunch of QOs, but none of them mention Lakovic at all. (A sports star I had heard of years before, incidentally.) Meanwhile, half the Shameless team get obits.

The Howard Marks method.

When the fair came to Glasgow when I was a kid, I swiftly found out my gran is addicted to those penny fall games.