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It's the 7th safest Labour seat in the entire country. It'd require a 30% swing to lose. Not even Jeremy's Labour party can achieve that.

Kaufman gives us some last minute scoring. That might be a KO blow for Joey, whereas Deathray finally gets on the scoresheet. Young Willz Thistle Do Nicely v Captain Chorizo 0-4 Maryportfuncity FC v Morbid Kid 2-8 The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) v JoeyRuss 8-4 Deathray v Heef 2-8 Chopped Liver v Death Comes to Wembley (Garn2) 2-6 Shaun of the Dead v Rad Guy 2-4 Charon v The Dead Cow 2-9 The Cooler Name (Switch) v I Might Have to Pull You Off at Half-Time (Rockhopperpenguin) 4-2 Pedro67 v Jiroemon Kimura 7-2 Msc v Gcreptile 4-7

That's Bill Paterson, oft seen about Glasgow.

If that happens, I groan. Otherwise, I believe we now have a Maryport Convention...

Always thought it'd be the height of bad manners to post an update on Richard O'Sullivan in the Richard O'Sullivan thread.

If you got banned for terrible jokes, I wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes on here!

Shaun of the Dead or RAD GUY vs BIBLIOGRYPHON Charon or The Dead Cow vs Death Impends Deathray or Heef vs Chopped Liver or GARN2 MARYPORTFUNCITY vs Spade Cooley Young Willz or Captain Chorizo vs Grim Up North or JOEY RUSS Switch or Rockhopperpenguin vs ddt DEADSOX vs Pedro67 or Jiroemon Kimura Roverandout vs MSC or gcreptile teams in caps have sent in teams for Round 2.

0 minutes to Wapner.

BBC/Mail/Guardian/Mirror/whoever else obits within 10 mins of a death announcement. Captained the first UK team to win the European Cup after all.

Well, that killed Richard Griffiths too, and if Richard Griffiths had been in Aliens it'd have been an entirely different film.

He got killed by an Alien, a Terminator and iirc a Predator too. Don't know how many actors can say that.

Well, didn't call that one coming. Mail link

As I found my word file from last year and was updating it, here's the top 50 DDP points totals (to 26/2/2017).

Giving Bert a 50 point lead is all part of the master plan, honest... But just wait: when all our shared certs die (including my joker), I'll only be..36 points behind him! Then he'll be worried...

There was some rotten predictions last year. When that "assess your DDP team" thing happened last March, 5 of the 6 picks both myself and Death Impends suggested were "unlikely" wound up being DDP scores for both of us! Bracknell's a goner this year for me, circa July/August. She's got the Maccorkingdale look about her in that interview above.

Couldn't see a link elsewhere, but Billy McNeill apparently has advanced dementia.

Poor Switch!

So we have a situation of sorts. I have been informed by Admin that Morbid Kid has been banned until March 3rd. Morbid Kid does not have his Round 2 team in, which means he would be DQ'd on 1st March. In that case, what I plan to do to keep the tournament running smoothly, unless there is heavy opposition to the decision, is to officially announce Maryport's victory by default, and have MPFC advance to Round 2 to take on... Spade Cooley.

Oh, is he banned? Until when? He's not got his Deathlist Cup team in for Round 2. If it's not in by Midnight on the 28th, it's a DQ and either his first round opponent goes into Round 2, or his Round 2 opponent gets a bye.

DI's been one of the best posters on here for years, he just posts rarely compared to certain others who flood the forum. He's making a top admin/mod so far too.

James Cosmo! I keep thinking he's dead. He looked like he could keel over any moment... in stuff from the 80s. I've not seen this new BBC show, it probably shows.

An actress called Bijou Philips needs a kidney transplant due to chronic health issues and a blood infection. Apparently it's looking OK, but might be one for the future if complications occur.

If the joke represents you, you need a new agent.

They ran a tribute to Steve Hewlett at the very end with a mention for people to go look up his Mair interviews.

I like Andrew Neil. He gives the impression of not getting on well with idiots and politicians very well!