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He's just tweeted that he's fine. Hopefully this doesn't turn out to be Tom, though that'd be everywhere by now, I'd think.

I'm usually a bit behind with technology (they have the Deathlist forum on internets now? I tend to post via telegram...) but I was convinced to try out Spotify recently, and naturally curiosity has me checking out some of the names mentioned on here in a regular basis for health reasons. Gord Downie sounds a bit like a Canadian Michael Stipe.

Harry Redknapp manages to accidentally injure wife with car.

Aye, but then we have the shocking twist when the Queen herself comes over for a quick chat with Spade at the stall, only to say "You jammy sod with Salhana, one was on course for a fourth DDP win!"

The delivery is dreadful, but I liked the attempt. ** Here's another dreadful one I heard years ago: A Roman centurion walked into a bar and asked the barman for a Martinus. "Don't you mean a Martini?" said the barman. "Damn it, man" said the centurion, "If I wanted a double, I'd ask for it."

Alive a month ago. Also, even if he died in the same week the Queen abdicated while an asteroid hit Mexico and Elvis rode a T-Rex down the Strand, he'd still get a Herald obit at the very least.

It's a fairly safe bet she won't see 46 at this rate. For a few years time, we've not had many Club 27 pro-wrestlers. Only Louie Spicolli, iirc, comes to me off the top of my head.

Barnet are back down to their usual spot, but on a glance at the League 2 table, I see Carlisle have started very well indeed.

Or the Richard O'Sullivan thread... I'm sure we had the announcement of Sir Anthony's death on here before, and from Willz too. Either the search facility is buggered, or my dreams have randomly killed off someone again.

You think he hasn't got long to live and the other seven will go before him? That'd certainly end the 2016 Deathlist with a bang!

That's actually quite interesting, thanks. Better than my guess of ghost planes.

Try something with lots of onion in it.

Jane Freeman is still going, I've not heard much on her lately, but if I recall correctly, she is actually older than Peter Sallis. Which, if true, means she looked genuinely great for her age in most of the show's run.

Sorry to hear that, Shaun.

Aye, fair enough - I admit I was thinking of the 2015 Deathrace, when Death Impends' (?) astutely picked team was robbed at the death by some jammy sod's 107 year old joker randomly carking it!

Thanks. Had to break the news to mum, not nice. Anyhow, that's life for you.

I went for "The King and Die", to continue The Crowdsourced Deathlist's attempts to have the single shitest puns known to mankind.

The hypothetical question has become academic, in a manner of speaking.

Expected news, but still sad. RIP.

DDP history then. And on that note of pivotal DDP picks, Dr Mark is apparently doing well for now. Ah well, there's always next year!

Chat is still there, just takes a good 90 seconds to load the page. It only really gets used en masse once a year anyhow, barring the odd dip in January.

I love how that Go Fund Me page says Perry has "dimentia" (sic), and one of the comments is "get well soon". Yeah...

OK, that's Claire Grogan's voice in my head for another month now.

Which is a shame, as I quite liked "Dead Pop Stars - heard them on the radio", "a terrible man for the ol' pancreatic cancer" and "like a Rhinestone, err..." among many others.

Times you see a plane in the sky, so go to Cat's Flight Radar out of curiosity to see where it's come from... only to find Flight Radar has no planes flying in your area.