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    Dead Poets Society

    Well that should keep him busy for a while yet! I hope he survives and prospers (especially as I dropped him from my 2010 DDP team after two years of woeful underpreformance) Typical! He's dead.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Condition now "extremely serious" ...
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Looks like she's been re-admitted to hospital with "complications".
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    Football

    The FA Cup gets underway tomorrow with the extra preliminary round giving a chance for some of England's lesser known teams to power their way to Wembley. I will be going to watch Elmore vs Hamworthy United. Who needs the Premier$hit? EXTRA PRELIMINARY ROUND 1 Ryton v Scarborough Athletic 2 Liversedge v Whitley Bay 3 Brandon United v Chester-Le-Street Town 4 Shildon v Sunderland RCA 5 Pickering Town v South Shields 6 Ashington v Billingham Town 7 Tow Law Town v Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA 8 West Auckland Town v Whickham 9 West Allotment Celtic v Tadcaster Albion 10 Norton & Stockton Ancients v Penrith 11 Guisborough Town v Armthorpe Welfare 12 Bishop Auckland v Consett 13 Brighouse Town v Dunston UTS 14 Hebburn Town v Marske United 15 Whitehaven v Team Northumbria 16 Esh Winning v Northallerton Town 17 Pontefract Collieries v Selby Town 18 Silsden v Crook Town 19 Hall Road Rangers v Newcastle Benfield 20 Bridlington Town v Horden CW 21 Stokesley v Thackley 22 Leeds Carnegie v Billingham Synthonia 23 Spennymoor Town v Bedlington Terriers 24 Morpeth Town v AFC Emley 25 Seaham Red Star v North Shields 26 Irlam v Chadderton 27 Rossendale United v Formby 28 Ashton Athletic v Parkgate 29 Hallam v Atherton Collieries 30 Ramsbottom United v Winsford United 31 Leek CSOB v Bootle 32 New Mills v Alsager Town 33 Holker Old Boys v Abbey Hey 34 Daisy Hill v Congleton Town 35 Glossop North End v Wigan Robin Park 36 Runcorn Linnets v Maine Road 37 Nelson v Atherton LR 38 Staveley MW v Padiham 39 Flixton v Bacup Borough 40 Nostell MW v St Helens Town 41 Colne v Ashton Town 42 Cheadle Town v Squires Gate 43 Hemsworth MW v AFC Liverpool 44 Willenhall Town v Bartley Green 45 Coalville Town v Stone Dominoes 46 Loughborough University v Stratford Town 47 Boldmere St Michaels v Westfields 48 Coventry Sphinx v Castle Vale 49 Pegasus Juniors v Heather St Johns 50 Causeway United v Ellesmere Rangers 51 Rocester v Pilkington XXX 52 Eccleshall v Southam United 53 Cradley Town v Malvern Town 54 Shifnal Town v Dudley Town 55 Kirby Muxloe v Walsall Wood 56 Alvechurch v Tipton Town 57 Bardon Hill Sports v Bewdley Town 58 Tividale v Oadby Town 59 Pelsall Villa v Dosthill Colts 60 Bridgnorth Town v Highgate United 61 Ledbury Town v Castle Vale JKS 62 AFC Wulfrunians v Heath Hayes 63 Brocton v Coleshill Town 64 Nuneaton Griff v Studley 65 Norton United v Hinckley 66 Biddulph Victoria v Wellington 67 Wednesfield v Bolehall Swifts 68 Gedling Town v Boston Town 69 Blackstones v Maltby Main 70 Heanor Town v Borrowash Victoria 71 Long Eaton United v Barton Town Old Boys 72 Holbeach United v Radcliffe Olympic 73 Wisbech Town v St Andrews 74 Rossington Main v Shirebrook Town 75 Greenwood Meadows v Winterton Rangers 76 Teversal v Bottesford Town 77 Barrow Town v Arnold Town 78 Dunkirk v Dinnington Town 79 Gedling MW v Holwell Sports 80 Holbrook Sports v Sleaford Town 81 Lincoln Moorlands Railway v Friar Lane & Epworth 82 Deeping Rangers v Gresley 83 Haverhill Rovers v Hadleigh United 84 Diss Town v Daventry United 85 Brantham Athletic v Woodbridge Town 86 St Neots Town v Dereham Town 87 Potton United v Stewarts & Lloyds Corby 88 Newmarket Town v Yaxley 89 Whitton United v Thetford Town 90 Northampton Spencer v Leiston 91 Wellingborough Town v Kirkley & Pakefield 92 Walsham Le Willows v Long Buckby 93 Team Bury v Ampthill Town 94 Ely City v Raunds Town 95 Wroxham v Rothwell Corinthians 96 Felixstowe & Walton United v Mildenhall Town 97 Great Yarmouth Town v Norwich United 98 March Town United v Gorleston 99 St Ives Town v Cogenhoe United 100 Rothwell Town v Desborough Town 101 Godmanchester Rovers v AFC Kempston Rovers 102 St Margaretsbury v Welwyn Garden City 103 Biggleswade United v Newport Pagnell Town 104 Saffron Walden Town v Mauritius Sports Association 105 Hadley v Barking 106 Kentish Town v Stansted 107 Chalfont St Peter v Stotfold 108 Clapton v Stanway Rovers 109 Burnham Ramblers v Hoddesdon Town 110 Oxhey Jets v Hatfield Town 111 Bethnal Green United v Basildon United 112 Bowers & Pitsea v Dunstable Town 113 Takeley v Hertford Town 114 C*ckfosters v Hullbridge Sports 115 Kingsbury London Tigers v FC Clacton 116 Witham Town v Wembley 117 Colney Heath v Broxbourne Borough V&E 118 Langford v Aylesbury United 119 Tring Athletic v Enfield 1893 120 Leverstock Green v Harefield United 121 Haringey Borough v Hillingdon Borough 122 London APSA v Halstead Town 123 Hanwell Town v London Colney 124 Royston Town v Crawley Green 125 Eton Manor v Bedford 126 Barkingside v Southend Manor 127 Cobham v Wick 128 Hassocks v Eastbourne United 129 Farnham Town v Badshot Lea 130 Molesey v Hartley Wintney 131 Croydon v Crowborough Athletic 132 Chessington & Hook United v Raynes Park Vale 133 Alresford Town v Herne Bay 134 St Francis Rangers v Banstead Athletic 135 Sidley United v Lancing 136 Binfield v Crawley Down 137 Horley Town v Ash United 138 East Grinstead Town v Holyport 139 Camberley Town v Petersfield Town 140 Cove v Three Bridges 141 Alton Town v Chichester City 142 Erith Town v Colliers Wood United 143 Arundel v Hailsham Town 144 Greenwich Borough v South Park 145 Epsom & Ewell v Shoreham 146 Holmesdale v Erith & Belvedere 147 Mile Oak v Tunbridge Wells 148 Egham Town v Guildford City 149 Littlehampton Town v Beckenham Town 150 Hythe Town v Bookham 151 Selsey v Worthing United 152 Lordswood v Pagham 153 Norton Sports v Redhill 154 Flackwell Heath v Oakwood 155 Deal Town v Sandhurst Town 156 Frimley Green v Peacehaven & Telscombe 157 Lingfield v Sevenoaks Town 158 Dorking v Bracknell Town 159 Mole Valley SCR v Chertsey Town 160 VCD Athletic v AFC Ucklfield 161 East Preston v Ringmer 162 Brading Town v Romsey Town 163 Bradford Town v Wootton Bassett Town 164 Fairford Town v Lydney Town 165 Christchurch v Hamble ASSC 166 Ringwood Town v Cowes Sports 167 Thame United v Shrivenham 168 Hayling United v Blackfield & Langley 169 Lymington Town v Moneyfield 170 Highworth Town v Melksham Town 171 Bournemouth v Abingdon Town 172 Totton & Eling v Bemerton Heath Harlequins 173 Wantage Town v Shortwood United 174 Downton v Bitton 175 Hallen v Winchester City 176 Milton United v Witney United 177 Bristol Manor Farm v Ardley United 178 Calne Town v Corsham Town 179 Amesbury Town v Almondsbury UWE 180 Newport (IW) v Kidlington 181 New Milton Town v Longwell Green Sports 182 Bicester Town v Westbury United 183 Warminster Town v Reading Town 184 Fareham Town v Clanfield 85 185 Hook Norton v Laverstock & Ford 186 Brockenhurst v Old Woodstock Town 187 Larkhall Athletic v Gillingham Town 188 Bridport v Welton Rovers 189 Launceston v Bodmin Town (This will be a hotly constested local derby - these guys hate each other) 190 Willand Rovers v Merthyr Town 191 Sherborne Town v Portishead Town 192 Elmore v Hamworthy United 193 St Blazey v Torpoint Athletic 194 Odd Down v Verwood Town 195 Street v Barnstaple Town 196 Buckland Athletic v Radstock Town 197 Brislington v Wellington 198 Keynsham Town v Tavistock 199 Saltash United v Bishop Sutton 200 Poole Town v Dawlish Town 201 Ilfracombe Town v Falmouth Town
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    Dead Drummers

    BBC Obit. Sort of. He'll get a proper one, so there's no need to fret, DDT... ....and here it is. Ah, good lad! That should put me back in the top ten. All I need now is for Hakimullah Mehsud to get blown up and I'll be laughing. I'm curious to know TMIB - would that BBC/Wiki mash up thing have been enough to get me DDP points? The existence of that page is why I decided to pick him (and Steve New) in the first place.
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    Dead Drummers

    BBC Obit. Sort of.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    The website of folk/country singer/songwriter/guitarist Kenny Edwards states that he is in hospital with "a life threatening illness". Various other websites tell us that he has "an extreme form of cancer"
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    Time Added

    He has died.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Gabor's hospital stay extended indefinitely
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    Quantickgate

    I agree with most of what you say Godot, but he did more than call us anonymous cowards. He referred to us, via twitter, as 'students' and, perhaps worse still, 'scum'. Now call me old fashioned, but I feel that the term 'scum' should only be used to describe the real dregs of society - child pornographers, cannibals, politicians, that sort of thing - rather than honest, taxpaying, gainfully employed deadpoolers, who wish harm on virtually nobody. Nevertheless, we should forgive David Quantick for his slurs, as it does nobody any good to bear a grudge, a fact he may wish to ponder over before he considers doing a hatchet job on us. I presume that he is merely freelance and not on the DT payroll in any shape or form? Just wondering, like...
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    Phil Kennemore, bassist with grizzled American rockers Y&T, has announced that he is suffering from cancer.
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    Widow(er) Shopping

    Lord Sheppard's widow, Lady Grace Sheppard, has announced that she is battling cancer for the second time.
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    Quantickgate

    Still, if he's so angry about people writing things about celebrities under fake names, he must have been fucking fume at David Stubbs for all that Mr Agreeable stuff, huh? I'm not all that surprised, they probably have one man and his dog playing it. Even at the beginning of DDP back in 1996 the teams were the likes of Nick J. and Simon R. and of course Big Iain.. Yes he has changed tack hasn't he? Why isn't he condeming Fallsound for using 'real' people? I can't even find the fucking thing. He must have really been digging. And why is he using another deadpool as a tool in his argument against deadpools in general? Try this one for a dead pool David: http://www.stiffs.com/ These lot play for money.... This Facebook page is the top result when you type Fantasy Death League into Google, it has a whole 179 members, with a massive 9 posts on it's main wall this year, the last post on a discussion thread was in February, hardly 'the better known variant'. Also one of the members of this page is a certain David Quantick . Good find LG. Mr Quantick is a very silly man indeed, I wonder if he's now wishing he'd joined facebook under an assumed name. That's one greenhouse well and truly stoned to death! The level of sanctimoniousness emanating from Mr Quantick is simply breathtaking, so much so that I can hardly convince myself this is for real. His body of work has probably done more to offend people over the years than all of the members here put together will ever manage to achieve. The man should get a grip and drop the affected piety. If he wants to stop some of the offensiveness in this world, then revoloution begins at home, in front of the bathroom mirror. That said, it shouldn't be forgotten that a good friend of his has died and perhaps this shocking dereliction of objectivity on his part is evidence that grief really does cloud judgement to the extent that you can end up behaving like a complete arse.
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    Quantickgate

    Morrissey speaks... possibly.
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    Quantickgate

    He probably thinks you're the main man! I'm a bit concerned with this. I don't want this to spiral into some media thing. It is the silly season after all and I know a wise man once said that all publicity is good publicity, but this might provoke a shit storm... Best practice, I think, is that TMIB quietly ignores all further personal communications. There's little Mr Quantick can do besides whine. A shit storm doesn't bother me much. I don't expect that this will spill over to DL, but if it does, management can handle it, I trust. A few nice rants would certainly increase entertainment value here. What worries me most is that, rather than discussing our successes and failures, we're wasting our time on this rubbish. regards, Hein There's no such thing as bad publicity. By the way I'm intrigued by this "big idea". No one's ever told me about it. Also have been trying to fathom out that Twitter trail. I've been twittering myself for eons now but don't really understand it. It's getting a bit complicated with retweets and stuff like that, couldn't make head nor tail of the link nor who was speaking to who although there seemed to be an entertaining exchange of insults in there. What's Quantick's health like? All that moral indignation can't be very good for one's blood pressure! I am distressed at the allegations he has levelled towards us all and I feel that he owes us an apology. The man thinks that all 400+ DDP competitors are "scum" and therefore perhaps he should be treated with the contempt he deserves. However, maybe he has misunderstood and should be given a chance to clarify his views. Does he really think that we all wanted Steven Wells to die?? I wouldn't have minded so much if the condemnation had come from some hopeless Daily Mail resident fascist, that would have been expected. But I'd always quite admired David Quantick's work so it's all the more depressing to read that he has turned in to a reactionary old fart. I am still shocked that it really was him and not an imposter. No man has given more services to the art of hypocrisy this week than David Quantick. This is a lesson to us all; how one moment you can be a leading luminary in contemporary cutting edge wit and within a few years have morphed in to Melanie Phillip's (sic) love child.
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    The Dead Of 2010

    Slightly self indulgent, but I wanted to share this lovely obituary for my good friend and former English lecturer Fran Jenkin who died a few days ago. RIP Fran, you were one of the best.
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    Quantickgate

    Does he want me to remove the other 870 or so dead celebs in case we cause offence? And of all fucking people, Steven Wells, the oh so iconoclastic journo too... Not sure how to respond. Any suggestions? Unbelievable! The man who helped write Brass Eye getting hot under the collar about causing offence! Didn't he play a leading role in coming up with " " It must be an imposter, surely? I'd politely provide him with a link the the rules, inform him you cannot accede to his request but that you welcome all feedback, accuse him of causing offence to the family of Albert Camus, and then go on to ask him if he is related to any of the inbred, dribbling, dentally challenged, cross eyed, deranged fuckwits called Quantick who are so prevelant in Devon.
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    Deathlist 2011

    She was mentioned here. regards, Hein I have no recollection whatsoever of posting that.
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has survived an assassination attempt after a grendade exploded near the vehicle he was travelling in.
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    Andy Griffith Characters

    Not a good week for preformers called Mitch.... Mich Jayne, 80, bassist with wonderful folky/country/bluegrass band 'The Dillards', has died just two weeks after he was diagnosed with cancer. Rather a tenuous link, but 'The Dillards' played a band called 'The Darlings' on the Andy Griffith show
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    Assassinations

    Hardline American sheriff Joe Arpaio, who has become infamous for his use of hardline tatics such as the reintroduction of the chain gang, is now believed to be the subject of a $1 million bounty put up by a disgruntled Mexican drugs cartel. There are many immigrants in Arizona at the moment who have good reason to feel persecuted, so there's a pretty reasonable chance someone might take advantage of the cartel's kind offer.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Derf Scratch, original bassist with pioneering American speedcore punk band Fear, has died after a long illness. The video contained within the obituary is, leaving aside the music, well worth watching - a classic case of punks inciting their audience to riot.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Oh God, this is like watching a flounder with an attitude problem doing a Timmy Mallett impression in a tank full of sharks.
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    ???

    Bike - always good for a quick gettaway if required! Tired and emotional after a night on the tiles - Kebab or KFC? DWB Kebab for sure. Killing someone you really hate so they are gone for good, or just maiming them so they suffer for life? Killing. Absinthe or Guinness?
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    Dying On Your Birthday

    Actor Maury Chaykin has died on his 61st birthday. He's probably best known for playing the befuddled and incontinent Major Fambrough in Dances With Wolves, .
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