DevonDeathTrip

Terry Gardner, mayor of Minden, Louisiana (pop 12,035) succumbs to pancreatic and liver cancer. I will not yield (yet).

Groundsman dies after remote control lawnmower's blade detaches and shoots him through the heart.

I'll stick with the Lynch theme, with the cowboy scene from Mulholland Drive. Monty Montgomery, who played the cowboy, was the producer of the film and had never acted before, which didn't stop Lynch deciding he was the right man for the job. He is reading lines which are taped to Justin Theroux's chest.

I thought the courtroom sketch was quite... abstract. That's quite some shirt the judge is wearing for the occasion and Ghislaine seems to have brought along her Converse trainers. Meanwhile, smog is enveloping the public gallery.

Can you not barter your skills, or pass on your knowledge and wisdom in exchange for a roast chicken?

I've been getting quite into anarchist economics recently and arrived at the conclusion that the abolition of money is the answer to all of our problems. While we're at it, the abolition of international borders would solve the 'problem' of illegal immigrants. As for Starmer, utterly hopeless and as unelectable as his three predecessors.

Dead

Man, unable to swim, drowns after falling off newly purchased paddle board.

Dick Brewer, in the last minute, 30 yards out, shoots and scores.

Former Exeter City striker Craig Farrell, aged only 39.

Tim Page, renowned war photographer, has inoperable liver cancer according to this rambling post from Sam Cutler, former tour manager of the Grateful Dead.

I love it how Finland always seem like they just want to rock Hopefully their army is more up to date with things.

Exeter City, newly promoted to League 1 btw ,have only had two managers since 2006.

Simon Friend will remain with The Levellers, but no longer tour with the band according to an update on their Facebook page...

BBC Radio Devon presenter and rabid Plymouth Argyle fan, Gordon Sparks, announces he is suffering from cancer for the second time.

Perhaps her cunning plan was overruled

Why is that? I just remember him as a fairly average defender who couldn't run very fast.

I feel lucky to have got this far, scoring a single hit early in both of the previous rounds and then hanging on. Here's my squad of eager League 1 wannabes Frank Field Dick Brewer Ric Parnell - joker George Perez Greg Mears Lester Michael Henry Helene Glykatzi-Ahrweiler Bernadette Mayer Shirlene Pearson Deborah James Fethullah Gulen Sub: Ozzy Osbourne

Spookily enough, I was born in Tiverton, before I withdrew even further into the hinterlands. I really can't see an electoral upset here. This is a deeply backward and insular constituency, rife with inbreeding, paganism, suspicion of change and a general disregard for the law. Hostility to the EU in mid Devon would negate the Lib Dem's chances and Labour have never thrived in this part of the world.

Will devote an hour to some barrel scraping tonight. Seriously tempted to do a Russian generals theme team.

No name supplied for this lost looking soul, but I wouldn't be very optimistic about his chances of seeing out the next fortnight.

Perhaps he's looking for the shark tank chair activation button.

Hedli Niklaus, who plays Kathy Perks, made her first appearance since 2015 on Sunday. She is rumoured to have had some health problems in recent years and it isn't clear if this was a one off farewell, or if she is going to stick around. As well as acting on the show, she also used to run the Archers fanclub.

7 for me, but none from this millennium so far. Surprised that Doris Lessing doesn't feature anywhere.

I couldn't think of the right thread for luthiers.... Rick Turner, renowned guitar, bass and mandolin maker, 79.