DevonDeathTrip

A friend of a friend of a friend attended the early stages of the trial, he suspects that some of the translators are erring on the side of caution when it comes to giving the Americans an idea of what was going on. For instance Barzan al- Takriti is alleged to have said to the first presiding judge "Your father was a pig f*****" (especially offensive in Halibut society) this was translated to "Your family have always been experts in animal husbandry" Anyway, onwards, will Saddam dance the hangman's jig this year or next year ? I'm thinking he might be dispatched just before Christmas. Maybe during an interlude at the showjumping from Olympia.

I could do with the assistance of a philanthropist right now, what's her phone number? Does anyone know if she'd buy me a new house or, failing that, a second hand car? Due to her advanced years, money could be getting tight - full time nursing care costs a bomb - in which case I'd settle for £50 cash and a trinket from her personal collection.

William, I think even JC himself might have struggled to manage Togo for this World Cup, however may I take the opportunity to say how much I admire your spirited optimism.

Bartholomew Ulufa'alu,former Prime Minister of The Solomon Islands and current finance minister, critically ill.

Er - where is the todays top poster link? I'm a bit concerned my average will be hitting 1.2 a day soon.

John Cole, former BBC Chief Political Correspondent. It seems to me we don't here much of his broad Ulster accent any more. So much more astute than Nick Robinson or Andrew paid up member of the Labour Party Marr

I'm sure I read somewhere that Brian May from Queen is going to be writing a book with Patrick Moore about the history of the universe. I might be wrong though, in fact the more I think about it I probably dreamed it. Which in itself is pretty weird. No more posts for me today, I have been drinking rather a lot in the hot shinesun

I wonder what Dicky O is doing right now. Could he be sipping a sherry and nibbling some canopes, perhaps even a dancing with someone young enough to be his daughter, at the Brinsworth House Summer Fete? Or could he be bedridden and on oxygen and morphine, the priest hovering nearby ready to administer the last rites, the sword of time ready to make the final cut? Just wondering

I like the evil bits in the bible, like: "Because you have sinned against the Lord, I will make you as helpless as a blind man searching for a path. Your blood will be poured out into the dust, and your bodies will lie there rotting on the ground. Your silver and gold will be of no use to you on that day of the Lord's anger. For the whole land will be devoured by the fire of his jealousy. He will make a terrifying end of all the people on earth." (Zephaniah 1:12:18)

Bugger..... I thought this match was tomorrow. That's not the first time this has happened to me.

Spend all your cash because you can't take it with you.

If Brazil play Germany in the final, I stand to win £178.46p. If Exeter City should win the European Champions League at any point in the next 20 years, I stand to win £475,264.35p

I thought you meant Ian Huntley then for a moment, MPC !!

I thought it was ' "i" before "e" except after "c" '? What - like science?

3 Daft Monkeys well worth seeing if they come to a pub near you, trust me. I believe they might be touring the northern hinterlands above Birmingham soon

TF - could I respectfully request that you change your avatar before too long. I just had to explain your bollocks away ... so to speak.

Brian Glanville wrote one of my favourate childhood books "Goalkeepers Are Crazy" , at least I think it was him....that is to say that it was written by Brian Glanville but I'm not sure if it was the Brian Glanville referred to in the posts above. Does anyone know?

Thank you very much !

Woman murdered with sausage.

I think they were on with David Gilmour a few weeks ago. The best bit was watching Nash dance like he was on E throughout Gilmour's 3 hour guitar solo whilst Crosby stood still with a vacant look in his eyes, he looked like he'd forgotten where he was.

Never mind the World Cup. There are far more important things to discuss.... like how Exeter City's lying ,conniving, cheating, backstabbing, promotion missing scumbag of a manager has walked out on us to become the youth team coach at Tottenham. Fancy that ! Leaving one of the giants of English football to go to a no hope club like Spurs. The Exeter City fans forum has gone in to meltdown (again) Thanks for listening, rant over, back to work.

Fantastic !!!! My first DDP hit - what a nice start to the day.

One of his critically ill cell mates and co conspiritors has been pardoned. No word on Nick's condition though.

Is that where there was a stranded dolphin recently?

I do wish she'd hurry up. If she gets a state funeral, I think that means we get a Bank Holiday. If that's the case, I'd rather she did it during the Summer.