DevonDeathTrip

You absolute hypocrite 1. Don't post adult content on the main forums (logged in members will see a Saturday Night Bar area where this is permitted.) 2. Don't post purely for the sake of inflaming other posters (known as trolling), we're looking for your opinion not how good you are at riling people up. 3. Treat other posters with respect and courteously

Apparently Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones has previously had leukemia and is shielding in his London flat, saying covid-19 would be a death sentence.

Weds 321

@Pedro67 great to have you back and feeling better. Take care and I hope you can try alcohol again soon Personally, I think any member who beats cancer can have a thread of their own!

My father and his father both barely made 50, while the female members of the family survived to reach a ripe old age. My grandmother celebrated two silver wedding anniversaries with different husbands, which I am told is a fairly rare feat.

Zero deaths from corona reported in Devon and Cornwall today. I think Northern Ireland had a deathless day earlier this week as well.

Marianne Faithful on R4 Today show just now, sounding rough as hell and particularly ancient, although she states she has completely recovered from covid-19.

I'd like to suggest two people, both called Betty Davenport. The first Betty Davenport is, since 1961, the proprietor of the world's oldest magic shop, which was founded by her grandfather in 1898. She is now 86 - although she did look pretty healthy in the documentary I was just watching about Tommy Cooper. The second Betty Davenport is actually Betty Davenport Ford, an American sculptor of some renown, who was born in 1924 and popped up first when I googled her namesake.

Monday 211.

Barely four coach loads of carkers today. Surely it won't be too long before the trickle dries up altogether, followed shortly afterwards by a vaccine which is rolled out in record time, heralding glorious, carefree days in what will become known as the 2020 Autumn of Love?

David Lynch has started giving daily weather updates on YouTube.

Philip Middlemiss, who had a part on Coronation Street in the 1990s, currently sought by Ghanaian police with regards to bribery and fraudulently selling fighter jets.

Strange video here on Brazil's Twitter feed. Lumbering around, talking to cardboard cutouts of Ray Parlour and Ally McCoist, drinking wine and talking about beer. I think his breathing sounds laboured as well.

David Attenborough

Monday 401

Sunday 222

Weds 600

Monday 545. With a real national effort, we should be overtaking Italy in the next couple of days.

Monday 499

There's the giveaway!

Thursday 750.

Weds 699

As I have absolutely no doubt you'll already be aware, it was actually a pair of tits and a cock on the same person! Anyway, I digress. You have made your point and I have responded. As a brand new member, it is your choice whether to continue to frequent these forums, or to find somewhere else, perhaps more in line with the values you so vocally espouse. However if you start exhibiting characteristics which make you too closely resemble any recently banned member, that choice may be taken away from you. Up to you. Go well.

It passed me by completely I'm afraid. I don't read the wrestling thread and wasn't aware of this post until you utilised the report function late last night, when I was fast asleep. You are correct though; it's a horrible post. @Sir Creep you're a rotten bastard and should apologise. I won't delete your post and will instead leave it as a monument to your antediluvian form of "wit", which, frankly, has no place in this millennium and certainly not on this forum. As for your comments about the recent banning of another member, I can't agree I'm afraid. Multi-messaging other members to address them as cunts prompted complaints, to say nothing of the posting of pornographic gifs on our hallowed forums. Despite repeated warnings, our now departed poster carried on regardless, leaving us with little option but to resort to banning him. Frankly, Miracle Aligner, he had become a bit of an embarrassment...

Peter Hennessy on R4 just now, eloquently arguing for a "new Beveridge of our times" and a new duty of care for each other, but also making the point that the UK death toll now equates to a third of British civilian deaths in WW2.