DevonDeathTrip

I ran over a pheasant once....on a push bike.

That's not very nice Jane, try slowing down in future, they should usually hop out the way

Is it true that the Jains don't drive vehicles in case they run too many insects over?

Hmmmm, I think Deathlist should ban any threads about children. I'm not sure tweaking this girl's name to prevent google pickups really addresses the issue. DDT

What do people think of my avatar? I've never had one before and I think it's rather good. Also how do I change my user name or am I stuck with it? I don't like DevonDeathTrip any more....I thought "The Living End" might be nicer.

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia is currently described as "seriously ill" . I'm not sure he'll make it till 2006, but if his mortal coil has not unravelled by the end of this year, he'd be a safe bet. 1/10 on, the lady in Ladbrookes told me before asking me to leave.

How about Shane McGowan? I remember reading in NME in 1990 that he only had 6 months to live unless he stopped drinking and drugging. I believe Mr McGowan has carried on regardless and last week a BBC journalist was overheard recording his obituary, surely not a good sign. Of course he may go on forever like Keith Richard, who I understand is now 136 years old.

Thanks, I'll investigate. I'm new here. It's so nice to pass the hours at work looking forward to the deaths of others, rather than willing my own through sheer boredom. Where can I find that Emlyn Hughes thread??

How about Saddam Hussain? He should end up as the star attraction at a public execution in Baghdad next year, once he's finished suing The Sun for breaching his human rights A dead cert for 2006 methinks

This from Popbitch weekly email: " Pete and Kate shocked friends backstage at Live8 with their open crack use. Kate's lost two stone, and Elton's offering to pay for Pete's treatment. " How did Kate Moss lose two stone???? That's 75% of her total body mass! I reckon she might croak it before Pete.