DevonDeathTrip

Saturday 666.

Thurs 711

Weds 789 if I'm not too late

I'm reliably informed that the long departed Weatherman91 - just a child when he trolled these forums - is doing very well indeed for himself these days.

I go for weeks without drinking, but do enjoy the odd binge. I gave up smoking a few months ago. As for everything else, I'll keep that to myself

Monday 777

No doubt the sainthood petition will promptly start, the moment our intrepid hero quickly expires after contracting the virus following excessive mingling with asymptomatic B-list celebrities

Sunday 866

2020 Prince Phillip 2021 Pope Francis 2022 Queen Elizabeth II 2023 Taylor Swift (plane crash) 2024 Donald Trump 2025 Elton John 2026 John Major and Neil Kinnock on the same day 2027 Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall 2028 Phil Spector 2029 Frank Bruno

Friday 876 souls serenely surrendering to the will of the Gods.

Thurs 777

Weds 911

Tues 912

Krakatoa in Indonesia is in the midst of a violent eruption. Probably nothing to worry about, but what if we have a year without summer to add to our woes?

Monday 811.

John Edrich - bowled by Leukemia, caught by Corona.

Sunday - 888 Easter Lambs called to graze upon a more glorious pasture, or something.

We do have the Drunk, Bored Psychopath thread on extra curricular where we can move various rantings and ravings. Deathray will already be aware of this. However, this is a difficult time and I think it is inevitable that tempers may become a little frayed due to current circumstances. Therefore our usual iron -fisted standards of moderation may have been relaxed a bit. @Grim Up North get well soon, looking forward to having you back with us. @SusanStoHelit I'm sure GUN knows @Deathray well enough not to take any offence. Easter greetings to everyone

Saturday 987 I suspect there is a political interest to keeping figures below 1000 if possible. Surplus deaths can always be carried over to another day.

Friday 901

Perhaps "in extremely good spirits" might be a nod towards to some of the finest pharmaceuticals the NHS has to offer

This is almost as tense as the Eurovision scoring.

Thursday 1011.

I'm keeping it simple - the first day with zero Corona deaths in the UK.

Weds 764.