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Liz Taylor has been admitted to a LA Hospital. She is showing symtoms of congestive heart failure.

BBC Obit for Bailey. That will be an unnatural causes bonus for the three teams who picked him. Old people die in house fires all the time...

1) He isn't dead yet. 2) We've yet to see whether or not this will be a great day for the world.

Fat people on pavements. Sorry, but on two seperate occassions today fat people blocked my path, and held me up by walking at about 1 mile per hour. Why do they always travel in pairs?

King Abdullah is 'in excellent health'.

So if it's true, President Obama killed him?

I've had a similar email, but to a different website.

Does that not apply to most people over 75?

You could also go with, "One foot in the grave"...I'm assuming the detached one is on ebay.

Indeed. You also have to consider the fact that she is a woman, which I think is just great. Go women!

Maybe they think Amanda Holden deserved it? For being a twat perhaps.

King George VI died 59 years ago today.

Brace yourself for the storm...

George Galloway. Remember him? He was the guy who was supposed to be representing constituents in Parliament, but instead was impersinating a cat in the Big Brother house. (Ok, not the same as lying to go to war, but he is still a prick).* *Please note: George Galloway is a man.

Actress Margaret John has died aged 84. She played the neighbour Doris in the most overrated comedy of recent times, 'Gavin and Stacey'.

Dom Mintoff was admitted to hospital with shortness of breath on the 26th January. His condition has improved though.

Shitting Jesus! I thought she was on my HDP team. She must have been among the ten I removed when I realised it was teams of 10, not 20.

Have they talked about his health in the last couple of weeks? I haven't heard it mentioned, but I haven't been following 24/7 news either. Like Berlusconi and Gaddafi, his hair looks disconcertingly black for an OAP. So vain, these dictators. I just picked him because everybody else seemed convinced he was ill. Having seen more of him since the 'Revolution' kicked off, he doesn't look particularly ill to me. There is a good chance he could be assassinated I suppose.

Incidently, it is her birthday on Sunday so if she hangs on until then she will probably be the DDP's biggest ever party pooper.

Doesn't tha Catholic church have a policy on divorce?

In this case it was a bloke. I'm not Windsor!! Explain. Some of your posts seem anti-women to me I see. Actually, you might be on to something with the anti-woman thing. I've just seen Kerry Katona give an interview on Channel 4, and I have an intense urge to punch her in the face over and over again. I experienced something similar except it was an urge to punch Alan Carr in the face over and over again. We should've got tickets.

In this case it was a bloke. I'm not Windsor!! Explain. Some of your posts seem anti-women to me I see. Actually, you might be on to something with the anti-woman thing. I've just seen Kerry Katona give an interview on Channel 4, and I have an intense urge to punch her in the face over and over again.

In this case it was a bloke. I'm not Windsor!! Explain. Some of your posts seem anti-women to me I see.

No. It means that he scores the lowest amount of points available. If his number one choice dies next, he will get 9 points (instead of the 10 he would have received had No. 1 died before Rafferty). That is my understanding from memory, so it is probably wrong. Indeed it is wrong. But only in the number of points. It's 45 and 50 respectively. No idea why I do it that way, but there's probably a reason. Ah well. I was close. To be fair, I never have enough hits on the HDP to familiarise myself with the scoring.

No. It means that he scores the lowest amount of points available. If his number one choice dies next, he will get 9 points (instead of the 10 he would have received had No. 1 died before Rafferty). That is my understanding from memory, so it is probably wrong.