Windsor

There's going to be a celebrity version of Pointless too, which feels like sacrilege a bit. Having said that I recently watched the celeb edition of 15 to 1 from 20 years ago on youtube and it wasn't too bad, only two of the 15 are dead which is interesting. As if there aren't already enough pointless celebrity shows (actually, I might watch that, depending on who's on it, as I do enjoy it anyway). Celebrity Coachtrip. Celebrity Come Dine with Me. ...

Clive Dunn.

Dom Mintoff.

You said that last year... Edit: Actually, you said that two years ago...

Kim Jong-il's secret tunnel to the kitchens exposed as the fat bastard gets stuck.

There was a letter in the local paper (P+J) today written by a Doctor of some sort. He was advocating bringing back both capital and corporal punishment as a means of justice for criminal offences. His letter was prompted by a recent story where a man had been sent to prison for brutally beating his girlfriend's baby son to death. The Doctor refused to accept that the state, and he as a taxpayer, should support the life of this 'monster' whilst in prison. Thus executing the murderer was the best value to society all round. I don't know what he thought his letter would achieve, but by the end of it my thoughts were less focussed on the evil baby beater, and more focussed on the fact that the writer was a bit of a nutjob. I predict that tomorrow someone will take an over the top view opposing what the Doctor wrote - and I'll probably disagree with that nutjob too...

John Higgins Snr, father of John Higgins Jnr is dying of cancer...his treatment is no longer working. Given all the blubbing Jnr has done upon winning yon snooker thing, surely when Snr dies it will get a mention in the press?

Here, here and here. Don't you even bother to look, you ignorant yank cunt? If you are going to insult members, at least have the decency to sign in so we know who you are. Cunt. Look, some of us fought a protracted longish campaign to have the swear-filter removed, arguing that people here didn't need to be nannied by a bit of software. Windsor you have form. Now stop it. Right sentiments, wrong way to express them. Sometimes I'm really not surprised you were kicked out of the Boys' Brigade Band. I don't call people cunts all the time. Just when they do something rather cuntish. Like what that cunt did there. Anyway. Point taken. What was the point in having the swear filter removed if not to swear?

Here, here and here. Don't you even bother to look, you ignorant yank cunt? If you are going to insult members, at least have the decency to sign in so we know who you are. Cunt.

I haven't. But I'm not ruling out accidentally deleting it.

beat me to it Vinegar Guardian report Hang fire.

If you have a spare half hour, you may empathise with Winston's predicament.

It is perhaps not that surprising. His family said last week that they would be suing the Scottish Prison Service for mistreatment and for not providing adequate medical care (which could have spotted his cancer at an earlier stage). Ungrateful bastards! Had we not let his cancer grow to the extent that it did, he would still be in prison today!

People who clear their drive and pathways and dump the snow on the public pavements.

I'm putting her on my DDP now that Edwards has shuffled off!

Bloody hell. That was quick.

The Queen and the Queen Mother both appeared on the deathlist of 1990.

Maybe you should contact the BBC to let them know. I think the Guinness Book of Records need to know. I will let my friend know, as its not really my place. A new set have come forward...but are still three months younger than my friend's gran and great aunt. Link Time to call your friends bluff, Windsor My friend's gran and twin sister turn 101 at the end of this month. I daresay something will come from that - starting with the Press and Journal. Link

a suicide like this is hardly tragic, he was 95 and therefore gonna die soon anyway. So by those standards, if a child of 12 with cancer is 'gonna die soon anyway' it won't be tragic if they jump to their deaths from a 5th storey window? Yes that would be tragic, it's always tragic if a 12 yr old kid dies. A 95 year old man, not so much. Not if he's a prick.

As an outsider looking in, I think the English media need to sort out their priorities. They always mess it up for the English squad. This time they pissed off the Fifa executive committee by accusing its members of corruption. At the last World Cup they managed to (in effect) ruin the life of an England squad player with allegations of their private life. Anybody would think that the Scots control your media...

I'm the same. He also looks like the human version of a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

What about a 'consecutive hit' bonus? If you get a hit on the 1st February you get the standard amount of points, if you get a hit on the 2nd you would get your standard score +1, then +2 if another one of your pics died on the 3rd, etc

But that's all in the mix Windy. We all add up the minor issues like passive smoking and the chance we could be caught in the cross fire during a bank raid. That pulls down the odds we will get to 90 years of age. With clean living and care, about 75 is about the expected - going around anoughing the wrong people and you only last 5 minutes. Its just as well I'm a quiet, peaceful soul then, eh?

I'll take the bait.