Windsor

The BBC News ticker is reporting that Margaret Thatcher has been hospitalised with an 'infection'.

I think considering his successful 80s pop career, and his recent plastic surgery disasters, he's assured of one. LB - thats Pete Burns. Pat Burns is something Canadian. I think he has something to do with ice hockey.

And that's another near miss on the DDP this year. Nooooooo. Poor Father Dowling.

Anne Frank? "So Anne, what was it like watching your sister die in the Nazi concentration camp? Oh - can somebody pass the gravy?"

Meet Ariel Sharon in a coma.

It is with deep regret that the Royal Navy announces the death of Bostie the Budgie who died on Monday due to a suspected heart attack. He was buried at sea.

If Margaret Thacher dies just as those big cuts are being announced by the government, I'm going to fucking kill her! If Margaret Thatcher dies when the cuts are being announced, it will bring a whole new meaning to 'taking one for the team'.

No need to say it twice...or else we'll let HCW loose on you.

That's 13% more than the Conversatives will have after Wednesdays budget cuts Any hoo its so random this year- so its Eric Sykes for me It may be misplaced optimism but Thatcher's 13% here is going hand in hand with growing rumours she's on the way, at last. Well - you seemed to hit the nail on the head with Sir Norman Wisdom...so what have you heard?

Bhumibol Adulyadej's Queen consort was hospitalised earlier this month due to a 'heart scare'. Perhaps a joint Royal funeral is on the cards?

I would guess that all the high-ranking officers of WWII are dead. Considering the war ended 65 years ago, and considering you were not likely to reach the higher ranks before the age of 40 (although there were, of course, some exceptions), you'd be looking for men over 100 years old. I suppose it depends what you count as high ranking.

Maybe not 2010, but I'd pencil him in for 2011. Simon MacCorkindale. He used to be in casualty.

Margaret Thatcher. Because she has the flu. Al Megrahi has made me lose faith in cancer...

I bet she has facebook and bebo pages set up in her name, with people who didn't even know her leaving messages of support and sympathy...saying how she was a legend etc. Then the next sad case will notice all this attention, and you'll have number 4 on your hands...

Ah excellent. He was only on the telly last Friday in a new episode of 'New Tricks'. (Yes, I watch that too).

Lady Thatcher had been due to attend a dinner at Downing Street to celebrate her 85th Birthday. She has had to pull out because she is suffering from flu. An official source close to the former PM say that she is just sulking after seeing all 33 of the trapped Chilean miners being rescued...

I have a PC-TV tuner, which records TV and radio in MP4/MP3 format (Itunes-compliant). They're not that expensive. Maplins sell one for £29.99 - link here. Fuck me, he posted that in May. What about my effing query? Have just spent $5 (five bloody dollars - that's £3.63 in real money) on 20 mb more storage and the emails still won't go out. Meanwhile I have a neighbour pissing me off in emails, somebody else wanting to confirm a meeting and a zillion other(well one) emails to deal with. While I'm sympathetic to the telly watching needs of Mr and Mrs MPFC this email thing is serious. It's like missing a (virtual) limb. Treat yourself to a new email address...

I saw a Santa Clause in a shop window today.

I think I'm beginning to understand...

Donald Dewar - Scotland's first First Minister died 10 years ago today - aged 63 years.

Monkey, you call somebody a twat as in "Banshees, you twat!" ( lifted from a Godot post) Alternatively, you can say that Banshees is a cunt. Cunt is more vulgar than twat and is used to convey an extra, erm, gravitas to an insult. Fuck, why am I telling you, you know that anyway. As for a secret fondness for him, the truth? Ive always thought he was utterly dull but thats just my opinion. Anyways, it hardly matters, Yvonne is harmless and batty and, quite possibly more suited to this forum in its current guise than at anytime since ive frequented the place. Add her, 8333, whatever and a few others of that ilk and you reap what you sow, or summat. Windsor and anybody else is welcome to that utter tedium. I reckon ive got better things to do. Like I said before - get over yourself.

I am very well aware of what I am, but thanks for taking the time to paint such a detailed picture - even though most of it is much of your own creation and imagination. This could, perhaps, be the world's greatest over reaction to being called a cunt. In the end, however, I think you have made it clear that I was right in attaching that label to you. Anyway - we will leave it there. At least until the next time you feel in need of attention.

On a white charger, he came. Cutting through swathes of mediocrity, beheading the boring, disembowling the inane. Nobody knew who this man was, nobody dared guess. Some believed that he was the returning Messiah of the DL forum, a man who once was here but went away. Welcome back oh great one!! Welcome back insanity! Welcome back bollocks! Welcome back, oh great disciple of Stanley Unwin. Welcome back BS! Its been so fucking boring without you. Swath cutting and disembowling really aren't my thing, but for heaven's sake man, if you need a beheading done just PM me! Well, if you are sure Madam. You might need a step ladder coz he is a lanky twat........ If only I could state something about you but I have never taken much notice of you. I'm not an aggressive cyber stalker looking for ways to deal with a mid-life crisis. Actually, in all seriousness, please read what you have written Winny, then seek some help. Im sure some of the level headed amongst the contributors of this forum will help you deal with your paranoia. I wouldn't say paranoia...I'm merely responding to the posts you leave behind. Quite frankly I'm flattered that you know so much stuff about me. Most people don't take much notice, but its good to see I have one fan...

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants. PS. You are still a cunt. Stop hijacking threads Windsor, its very rude, you know!! Anyway, at your age, and on a Saturday night, you should be going out with friends, shagging, drinking and, generally enjoying life, not sitting behind a keyboard like a sad twat ( thats my job) prolonging this spat, which im enjoying, thank you very much. So there. Lets review our conversation on this thread before deciding who hijacked it. If I'm not mistaken, you were the one who mentioned me first. Something about kicking the shit out of my face... As for the rest of your rabble. That is a matter of opinion. If I wanted to go out with friends, I would. As it happens, I don't. I'm glad you are enjoying this. Having worked in a care home for the elderly for 7 years, its nice to know that I'm still doing my bit for the elderly community.

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants. PS. You are still a cunt.