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I voted Blake Edwards...I chose him randomly by moving my mouse around quickly like an idiot.

I hope you all realise that these two deaths in quick succession are down to me predicting that we would only have one more death in 2010 (that being Zsa Zsa Gabor). I'm no Mystic Meg...

Interesting way to win the round - just wait for some news & hope the thread is not yet locked - silly me. Actually, LB is a nutter. She typed that just before entering his house to roll him down the stairs.

I take it he couldn't stomach Cameron... Edit: He would have been my theme teams first hit on CPDP.

You are a twat Second time you've posted this Yvonne - there's no call for it - it's just not nice - please refrain from doing it again. She must have a crush on the Pope and Simon MacCorkindale...she was the same with Patrick Swayze.

lol! A welcome antidote to the ''get well soon'' rhyme! It saved me a trip to the store to buy Alka Seltzer, thanks Windsor! I'll be unemployed soon...what do you think my chances are of filling Edwin Morgan's shoes? More likely the man who penned these fair words. That is the second time I've been compared to him...

lol! A welcome antidote to the ''get well soon'' rhyme! It saved me a trip to the store to buy Alka Seltzer, thanks Windsor! I'll be unemployed soon...what do you think my chances are of filling Edwin Morgan's shoes?

Hague's career doesn't look too healthy... Actually I think you'll find that it's his wife's womb that isn't too healthy...

I heard Michael Douglas has cancer, Serves him right - the little chancer, Now he faces pain and strife, A change from the pleasure of a young wife. We can but hope that this is the end, Lets all pray that he is not on the mend. Both father and son now racing for death, With a chance of a grandson KOing on Meth. Put them both down for twenty-eleven, They'll gain their place in DL heaven. Perhaps too we could aim for a Pope, If he does the decent thing and hangs from his rope. The End.

He might be able to bring himself to shag her now...

That must have put a rather nasty dent on the truck.

Shropshire Star: I remain to be convinced that he died in 2009... Hmmm. He's dead, honest Guv, he even got cremated 'an all... Do I detect a whiff of rat? The Sun broke this story (as they have a long running interest in paedophilia) so I would guess that they first made the mistake, and journalists basically copied that mistake. Perhaps we should find out where his son lives and ask him.

Yes it does because the assumption was that he died last year! This suggests that he died in December/January though...it's not impossible that the Sun are confusing his actual date of death with the date his death was made public...

Raymond Hewlett died in April according to the Sun. Does that help anyone?

I think it does too, as Grobler and Misers and We Spin Terror didn't have him... Is that the first time OoO's taken the lead? And with 4 months left, can he dream of the big prize? Ironic if he did win... Joint lead - Tempus Fugit had him as their joker. Edited for accuracy. Here we go. The mysterious one returns...

Only the 4th death of 2010, the 190th since 1987. Unfortunately he slipped through my net.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

My friend was stuck behind two fatties at McDonalds...two sisters...they were having an argument because one sister told the other that she would only buy her a whopper, not a double whopper, because she wanted them to lose weight... He found that funny.

You may suggest all that you wish for, however, the chances of the relevant people listening and acting upon it is about as likely as Windsor falling in love with me and begging me to elope with him to Cumbria...or summat. Basically, no fucking chance. Never say never! I'm up for it if he is...

When does the hurricane season end?

Four. Zsa Zsa will die, but only because she slipped through my net this year.

Lord McIntosh, former Labour Whip, has died due to cancer aged 77.

It's not saying he died, it's saying his dad died. Thats what I said. Bob Geldolf is dead. Sir Bob Geldolf isn't.

The last of the Last of the Summer Wine may break his heart.

Happy Birthday Captain O.