Windsor

Mitch Miller can now be removed from the list as he died on the 31st of July 2010. So was he 99 in 2007, or 99 in 2010?

I think the performance of this year's list is representative of 2010 in general. Pretty shit.

We should probably call social services now.

Thanks to all for their kind birthday wishes both here, and on facebook.

If told that joke on a public street, there's an 80% chance you'll die.

I did like this one.

The people at Emmerdale have a sense of humour. But the general public don't...

DDT and me get points for Alex Higgins' death.

Let's hope she sees the New Year in. DDP here I come... "Not looking good" http://www.popeater.com/2010/07/23/zsa-zsa...ical-condition/ If she pulls through do you think she will sue the person who telephoned her?

It gets worse.

To be fair? I'm speechless. We all know people like him. Being difficult for the sake of it. If we have learned anything from this its if your going to be a difficult arsehole, don't put your hands in your pockets because you won't be able to break your fall.

He's doing pretty good for being in his 90th year. Name another 89 year old man who could perform a tour of Canada, before going on to the USA, before flying home to Britain, before resuming a full list of engagements two days later. That is why he's not on the list. He is old - but not ill or ailing.

Phillip just won't tolerate any lefties in the house. "Release the hounds Harry... release the hounds!" Come on now. Philip finds the BNP's policy of repatriation of immigrants utterly disgusting. He doesn't want to live out the last of his days in Greece...

Mrs Edna Healey dies aged 92.

To be fair the guy was taking the piss by being slow. He should act his age the stupid bastard. (Note: I am speaking about the photo on the right).

Eunice Bowman dead at 111. Points for Maryport?

He doesn't look too well in these photos.

Breaking several bones at 93? I think shes finished.

BP is also responsible for global warming, the hole in the o-zone, paedophilia and Anthea Turner...

Who?

We should post the jokes here. Seems to be the place to go if you think Moat should have gunned down more 'pigs'.

Do you suppose the prospect of being befriended by Gazza was what tipped him over the edge?

The best I can do is that my great aunt was also my step-great grandmother, and my great grandfather was also my great uncle. (My maternal great grandfather married my dad's aunt).

What a nob. If he's already being dictated to by her before they're even married, just think what a pussy he will be 10 years down the line. Ditch him Winds, you can do better than that! I think he is one of those people who are terrified of being alone. He got engaged to this one after a month or two. He always rushes into things like this then I have to listen to his depressive rants when it all goes pear shaped. Watch out - he could be the next Rauol Moat.

I'm not allowed to comment my friend's facebook anymore becuase some of my comments have upset his 'future mother-in-law'. Prick.