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I'm going to be a (far too young) step-great uncle in September. (Making my sister a step-grandmother aged 27).

To be fair, he should have awarded the dutch a few more cards... Besides - he had to follow the orders of Paul the Octopus...who was right again.

(When he was still loose) Usually you'd feel safe with a Moat around your villiage.

Its now being reported that police used a tazer on Moat. Its never a good idea to tazer someone who is holding a gun to their head with their finger on the trigger. I wonder who is going to get the blame...

Having heard the interview, he is rather pissed. Also, Police say that he isn't a significant friend of Moat. In short he is pissed, making an arse of himself, and generally getting in the way. Nothing unusual there . With any luck they will let Gazza through the cordon and he'll get himself shot. I believe that would be classed as murder/unnatural death therefore earning me (and others) some much needed points in the DDP . Yeah. Let him fulfil his wish to meet with Sir Bobby Robson.

Having heard the interview, he is rather pissed. Also, Police say that he isn't a significant friend of Moat. In short he is pissed, making an arse of himself, and generally getting in the way.

The BBC are reporting that the police are now negotiating with him. The telegraph are reporting he is pointing a gun at his head. I still think he'll be taken alive. If he was going to kill himself he would have done it by now.

I'll wait to see what the Octopus says first. The octopus has spoken shuffled towards the Spannish to win and Germany to win the 3rd - 4th playoff. Uruguay 1 Germany 3 Holland 0 Spain 2

Perhaps a little over priced, but I won. A pretty little bauble, but what do you do with it? Do you wear it while strutting around your local environs? Then next time I'm in London, I shall get my photograph taken in front of Buckingham Palace whilst displaying the badge. I will then show it to my dim friend and tell him he has to address me as 'Sir' from that point on. Only Joking. It will sit in it's case on a unit beside the rest of them. For £799 I'd be expecting it to make me breafast in bed, do the dishes and the laundry! I was offered £1000 for it yesterday from a medal collector. I declined. Not bad when you consider that we have gone through a global recession since I posted that 4 years ago.

I went with Dawn French. She is probably not as jolly in private...I think she will take her own life.

Who'd send a death threat to an octopus...oh wait.

Someones been watching Sky News. Unless the same guy went in BBC and ITV as well?

Or perhaps 2010's Joanne Evans. Nah mate, not this time, unless the press really are a callous bunch. She'll get her obit. The question is when... Not dead yet. In fact, I'd say she's got a pretty good chance of making it to 2011. ... ... Bitch. Windy - that's not nice! Hope for your sake you don't get man-boob cancer - it can happen - so - don't be mean. Don't worry - I won't be mean. If I get man-boob cancer I'll do something to make my death noteworthy. Then I'll tip you off so you can get a unique pick on the DDP. At my age, thats generous.

I'll wait to see what the Octopus says first.

I think he loves himself too much for that. He's called Raoul for Fuck sake. lol

The guy is a fag. Says he's not a coward, then hides in the woods.

But the Octopus says Spain will win. Spain 2 Germany 1

Or perhaps 2010's Joanne Evans. Nah mate, not this time, unless the press really are a callous bunch. She'll get her obit. The question is when... Not dead yet. In fact, I'd say she's got a pretty good chance of making it to 2011. ... ... Bitch.

Thank you. Its hard to believe its been five years...I'm getting old.

Gay Pride. You're gay - now you get over it.

Germany 4 Argentina 0 Maybe England weren't all that shite after all. At least they managed to get two goals a goal past the Germans. Good to see Maradona fail though.

Speaking of terrorists, has anybody heard any more information on Omar Abdel-Rahman? (World Trade Centre 1993 bombings). He was gravely ill in December 2006 which made him a popular choice for 2007 - but he seems to still be alive. If he has died, the US has certainly kept it quiet.

From which follows that on July 3, 2013 Paul McCartney will be found dead in a cup of tea. regards, Hein Or in a pool of his own piss...

I heard he was ill.

Since everybody else is at it: Al Megrahi Ronnie Biggs Edwin Morgan Simon MacCorkindale Rajo Devi Lohan Shiekh Saqr bin Mohammed al-Qassimi Esteban Jordon Diana Wynne Jones Pat Burns Laurent Fignon John Demjanjuk Dennis Norden Paul Biya Kim Jong-il Stephen Hawkings Sir Freddie Viggers Helen Thomas Charles Manson Patricia Neal Otis R. Bowen Edgar Whitcombe Alex Higgins Guy Iness-Ker Nelson Mandela Margaret Thatcher I don't think that I'm going to be that successful due to the 6 month deadline.