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Strange stuff. Shooting the sollicitor I understand. One might even make the case for a law that gives everyone who hires a sollicitor gets the right to shoot him/her when he/she loses the case. That would justify the sollicitor's rate. Shooting a relative over what appears to be an inheritance case doesn't make sense. I don't know UK law in this respect, but under Dutch law such an action would disqualify the heir. Shooting colleagues and unknwon bystanders makes even less sense. regards, Hein He seems to have disqualified himself. He wasn't even the natural heir as he has an older brother who he decided not to shoot. Also, his mother is not dead yet (although aged 90 and said to be ailing (see her next year on mfpc's DDP )), so surely instead of killing people he could have forced her to change the will...

Damn. She was pretty high on my 2011 possibilities. If I remember correctly she suffered strokes earlier on in the year.

Don't be so cruel and selfish. He is my joker.

Television news tonight playing the shock and horror angle but...... The dead include his twin brother and the solicitor who represented him in a losing court appearance yesterday, so it's not totally random and some of the pieces are coming together. Ah, back to good old family values under call me Dave. Didn't the Hungerford chap kill his mother? Never would have happened under Labour. [/tongue cheek etc.] David Cameron is said to be planning a visit to Cumbria to pay his respects. This will be one of those times where he is in the right place, but sadly at the wrong time. BTW - this wouldn't have happened under Labour: Hungerford - 1987 - Thatcher. Dumblane - 1996 - Major. Cumbria - 2010 - Cameron. What is it about Tory Prime Ministers that push people over the edge...

I take it the argument in the taxi rank was about Patrick Moore then?

So he hasn't made it to 2011...

How is your hearing, mpfc? With all that shooting down in Cumbria?

Doesn't that contradict your previous statement? You lying bastard.

Once again I'm not doing too well. Hopefully Megrahi will die some time soon as he is my joker for the second year running.

Ronnie Biggs. He has no reason to fake his recent 'chest pains'.

Just in case the last few posts didn't give a big enough hint, I thought I'd just come by to say that he is dead.

I'm guessing this is bait?

Urr Why do you insist on coming back?

Helen Newlove? Perhaps we ought to give a peerage to every victim of crime...

Are we back to the tiresome days of the witchfinder/postwhore general? Bunch of chumps.

She was at the State Opening of Parliament today. She looked well.

This doesn't portray Scotland in a very good light, but if you like Jeremy Kyle, its worth a watch. Half of them will probably be dead in the next two years so it could be a few cheap points. I'm not sure if it was broadcast south of the border, so for the benefit of all you non-Scots: The Scheme

Lets hope his deputy doesn't fluff his lines again next week.

Or:

Well, if telling groups of Christians to f**k off merits being locked up under the mental health act I suppose I had better pop off to commit myself...

Some more recent pictures here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...cer-battle.html Looks like he died 3 months ago...

Looks like he can't even afford a shower...

John Shepherd-Barron, inventor of the ATM machine, has died aged 84.

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