Windsor

She is probably just trying to get out of paying the cleaning lady...

This is exactly why you shouldn't enter your DDP team over a week early...like me.

They're never going to "switch him off"...and people on life-support in vegetative states can last many many many years. Well there could be a power faliure or some clumbsy person tripping over the cord Battery backups. Batteries Run Out After Time Is that a newspaper headline? Also there could be a Storm or a Flood Or a Plague of Frogs. Locusts would be better at getting in the machinery. All a bit far fetched. He will be killed with the state of Israel when the Iranians get round to nuking them. Nuclear bombs are good at getting at the machinery...

He has probably been mentioned elsewhere, but what about the Pope's pal, Roger Etchegaray, the French Cardinal who fell and broke his hip when Joe was attacked. He was supposed to be in frail health before the fall and subsequent surgery. He turns 88 next year (God willing)....

Doesn't look good. regards, Hein He should be executed right.....about.....now!

About 23 years longer than he expected...

The Irish finance minister, Brian Lenihan, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Judging by the tone of the article, he will likely survive to at least 2011 - but you never know. Given the state of the Irish economy, he will likely get some mention if he dies. Report

Whether he was a Scot or not is of no concern to me - not that I have a habit of pissing on graves you understand. If I'm quite honest I cannot remember the incident of which you speak. I probably did say it, but cannot remember why. If you are after an apology, you are not getting one. As for me insulting the Pope - I have every right to. I'm not a Catholic or even a Christian, and am not a fan of the Pope's church in particular. Yes, it is a shame that an 82 year old man was attacked, but that is as far as my sympathies go. Now go away.

Senator Robert Byrd isn't looking too clever these days. He seems to have become quite frail quite quickly. He has been a senator since 1959, and recently turned 92.

I'm not Catholic. I don't really care about the Pope. As for your fiancee - I can't remember why I said that. But feel free to refresh my memory. Also - I never attacked the Pope. It was aimed more at Christians in general...

Vatican sources reported that the woman involved was 'mentally unstable'. As opposed to the rest of the audience who spend much of thier time on their knees speaking to an 'invisible man'. and here we are again windsor!A year or 2 on and your still insulting people!the main reason i stayed away was because of your nasty references to your (mind you countryman) who was my fiancee who is deceased!And now , you attack the pope!In all honesty, do you belong yo some religion that opposes the christian religion, and women in general?I notice you refferred to the princess of wales as a whore?show your hand windsor!seriously!You do not act like a scotsman at all!Except for your argumentive personality! How does a Scotsman act? You do know that I'm a tightfisted, pennypinching, dour git? My god - you tell a joke one minute, and the next you're Peter Tobin. I have nothing against women. I did not attack the Pope. I happen to believe the man to be a genius. He rips off 1 billion people with his ludicrous ideas and somehow does it with a straight face. Brilliance. With regards your fiancee - I'm sure he would want you to move on... Merry Christmas.

Vatican sources reported that the woman involved was 'mentally unstable'. As opposed to the rest of the audience who spend much of thier time on their knees speaking to an 'invisible man'.

Bloody Rangers fans. You can't take them anywhere...

Funny - thats about the same chance of survival I give myself at the start of each year. But then I'm a morbid fucker.

How about the Duke of Roxburghe, Guy Innes-Ker. He is very rich, a friend of Prince Andrew, and has cancer of the oesophagus.

According to the Press and Journal, Jim Reaper is celebrating his 70th Birthday today.

He is my current joker for 2009, and my proposed joker for 2010. I'd prefer it if he died this year. I need the points.

Happy Birthday CarolAnn.

The BBC told a brilliant joke today...

Roy Disney, nephew of Walt, has died due to cancer aged 79 years.

Speaking of quizzes - I have been asked to organise another one for a local cause. The last quiz I did for them was 5th May 2006. You may be wondering why I remember the date? Well - first it was the day we buried my grandma (she was dead, we did check). Secondly the quiz was an absolute disaster. The electric to the hall was cut off due to nearby roadworks - so we were all in the dark with candles as our only source of light. I also, therefore had no microphone so had to shout. The audience also complained that my questions were too difficult, and also slagged me off for not being able to pronounce some of the names. The quiz was stopped at half time on health and safety grounds. Keeping all that in mind - do you think it would be wise for me to agree to do another quiz for them?

You've had a good year... Oral hygiene not so good... Yeah not bad at all considering it 's my first year, albeit I think I'm really going to struggle next year. My team's crap. Despite a lot of people on the forum moaning that there hasn't been many notable deaths this year, there's virtually no terminally ill people left for next year, Al-Megrahi being one of the exceptions..... *sigh* Still time for Rev Billy Graham to pop his clogs this year. (Since the Lockerbie bomber is so unwilling to die ).

My God, he had a squid beak. Camel Toe.

Happy Birthday Boudicca.

They don't forget, it's called free loading. The world is filled with exaggerators and freeloaders. Yes - they are terrible people... Incidently, my cards were delivered without issue.