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  1. Windsor

    Room 101

    The Royal Mail and their post by letter size crap. A first class stamp is ok for letters which are 240mm by 165mm. Some of my Christmas cards are 235mm by 165mm. Technically I can send my cards with a small 1st Class stamp, but whats the bets they claim that my cards are 1mm over the limit? Then they will charge the people to whom I am trying to spread goodwill for like the 14p they say I'm due in postage fees, plus a £1 handling fee. It could be very embarrasing if people had to pay for my mistake. Do you think a small 1st class stamp would be fine?
  2. Windsor

    Room 101

    Clarted? Down my way, clart means minge, fanny, ladies bits. Up here it would mean you are absolutely covered in something. In this case - glitter. We don't put lady bits on our Christmas cards in Scotland...
  3. Windsor

    OoO's Baby Spectacular Extravaganza

    Can I change the name I guessed? I was only joking with Windsor. I think if it is a boy, he will be called Charlie Gordon.
  4. Windsor

    Room 101

    Christmas cards which are clarted in glitter. I wrote out my Christmas cards last night (all 54 of them) and by the time I was finished, I was covered in glitter. You could say it is my own fault for buying cards with glitter on them, but it did not register as a problem at the time.
  5. Windsor

    The Dead Of 2009

    Could be significant...didn't Mr Williams get engaged last week... No! No he didn't! She's just his friend, it's all lies, I tell you, DAMN LIES! Well its in Hello! that it was all a joke, so that settles that argument. Told you. Robbie would never betray me like that. He loves me. That's what he said when he found me hiding in the bushes at his mansion. At least, I'm sure that's what he meant when he shouted 'get off my fucking land before I call the police and have you sectioned' Did you kill the hair stylist as well? Seeing him as a potential love rival?
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    The Dead Of 2009

    Could be significant...didn't Mr Williams get engaged last week...
  7. Windsor

    The Dead Of 2009

    Maggie Jones - Blanche from Coronation Street - has died aged 75.
  8. Windsor

    Room 101

    Best idea he has had in ages. Alex, oooooh my hero!! Probably the best idea since he decided not to contest his constituency at the next general election. For the first time in my life, Alex Salmond will not be my MP. Any
  9. Windsor

    John Demjanjuk

    And the Oscar for best actor goes to... Mind you...it is very convincing...
  10. Windsor

    Room 101

    FUCKING ALEX SALMOND AND HIS REFERENDUM WHITE PAPER. Just listen to the smugness oozing from his fat gob. It will never get enough support in this Parliament, and he will be chucked out in the next so he is wasting his time.
  11. Windsor

    OoO's Baby Spectacular Extravaganza

    Hi Ali, Thank you. PS All decided, but we don't know the sex of it yet... PPS You can do, but I have a feeling I might be at an advantage with guessing the name... I think you should name it after me - as a sign of our solid and undying friendship... Anyway, congratulations to you and Mrs OoO. I'll guess 15th March and 7lb 5oz (only because I don't know how much babies generally weigh). Edit: It will be a boy.
  12. Windsor

    The Dead Of 2009

    I've no idea who he is either, however it merits a national holiday day of mourning in my book! I'd quite like Friday off. You might be up for another one soon.
  13. Windsor

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2010

    Fair point, and when The Sun report it that's good enough to qualify for DDP points. Turns out she is already dead. She died in October. Still - she did get that Sun obit after all. There has been no mention of her death locally until this morning - not even an obituary. I was alerted to her death only today due to a massive headline in the local paper, The Press and Journal.
  14. Windsor

    Room 101

    As a student, I resent that.
  15. Windsor

    World's Oldest

    It looks to me as though Her Majesty is scowling on that picture. Aye - she doesn't look happy. Interestingly enough, if you watch the clip follwing the main video you will notice that lady who celebrated her 100th birthday in May 2009 got the 'yellow dress' card. ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8039007.stm ) I wonder what Mrs Masters card said inside...
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    World's Oldest

    Remember her? Britain's youngest supercentenarian. When Katie Masters received her 6th telegram from the Queen last year, she complained that they all bore the same image of the Queen. So this year, they changed the picture
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2010

    I'm sure that she has quite a comfortable life in Fraserburgh. Afterall, at least her feet are dry... I suppose it depends how much of a fuss Nilsen makes when she dies. For example, will he ask to attend her funeral on compassionate grounds? Nilsen does try to get whatever attention is going.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Maggie's back in Downing Street. Only to unveil a portrait though.
  19. Windsor

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2010

    Dennis Nilsen's mother, Betty Scott, is 88 years old. She still lives in Fraserburgh.
  20. Windsor

    Death Anniversary Thread

    Today in 1963...
  21. Windsor

    World's Oldest

    Cases like these annoy me. You would think that the Guinness Book of Records could afford to fly out a judge to Mexico. They can, so the claim that they couldn't afford to have their record officiated is bollocks. Guinness never requires money to verify an oldest person - in fact, many cases are verified by having the documents sent to the verification bodies, not them going and visiting the person. Most likely a lie to cover up the fact that this claim is full of shite. Ah - I did think it was a bit odd. What ever became of that monk who had a claim to be the world's oldest man a few months back? I may as well ask you because it seems to be one of your interests.
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    World's Oldest

    Cases like these annoy me. You would think that the Guinness Book of Records could afford to fly out a judge to Mexico.
  23. Windsor

    A Famous Belgian

    European Union? He looks like the result of a union between Sven-Goran Eriksson and William Hague! Or is he so named as he was conceived in the back of Peter Noone's tour bus?! Lets not forget the EU's poster girl: Baroness Ashton of Upholland - will be High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy fomr 1st January. They make a lovely couple...
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    Room 101

    Thanks to modern technology, I'm speaking to you this morning from my Stagecoach bus. Just thought I'd pop in to say that their Wi-fi service is shite. It takes about 5 minutes to load any webpage. I was hoping to do some work, but have been forced to give up. Instead, I decided to focus my efforts on becoming a moaning bastard on here. Anyway, must go as we are approaching Ellon. Some fat shite will probably sit beside me restricting my elbow space thus making it impossible to type without looking any more like a knob.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    What does dottled mean, I assume it's a Scottish term? The only thing I can find is that it means 'foolish' but I'm sure you don't mean that? Or maybe you do..... I mean she looked confused...away with the fairies... Then again, that could apply to 75% of the members of that chamber.
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