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This thread could damage your health. Hopefully Deathwatch Beetle isn't Teeranun Wipuchanin or Katha Pajariyapong. Na - I think we are safe. The weedy little bastard is obvously faking it.

These days us deathlisters don't go by that way so often. Something like this: .............................................................

Am I the only one a bit confused (and slightly annoyed) at the amount of press coverage Stephen Fry's Tweet Wars are being given. Does anybody actually care? Is there anything particularly interesting or different about the story?

I had one. I didn't answer the door. You could say that I'm a cheapskate. I'm saying that my disclosure form doesn't cover opening my door to young kids.

He probably breached his restraining order. Come on Winny, you missed him, didnt you!! No. I really didn't.

He probably breached his restraining order.

Linda Uttley most likely. Susan Boyle unlikely.

See what happens when you encourage it?

What was the extra charge for? If your package was delayed by the strike action, I would have paid the tax and refused to pay the postage as compensation for the delay. Then again, I am a complete w*nker.

I have been saying that since 2005. People tend to take this forum far too seriously. It is supposed to be a bit of fun where we share a morbid interest in the death of celebrities, where we (ie me) moan about everything that happens in our real lives, and where we generally sit and slag off the idiots (ie me). That is it. Its not all that important, and if leaving the forum requires a 'resignation address', I think it says much about that particular individual. I can understand why CP is giving up the deadpool. It seems to me that he was getting alot of hassle from certain members on this forum for the slightest mistake.

Don't know about gays, but hermaphrodites seem to live a long time... John Kenley died 23rd October 2009 aged 103.

[sarcastic mode] No, really? We completely missed that news! [/sarcastic mode] But exactly what is dangerous about the precedent? Have you seen Ronnie Biggs on his mobility scooter? He could run over children...or hold up traffic. He will be a menace to society now that he is out!

You don't have the misfortune to have met him. His sons Fraser and Scott go to Dollar Academy. Not at all like their pigheaded father. And I think you mean Ann, she's Brian's sister. Never met her. My parents claim she's a nice person and I constantly see her in the local paper for doing charity work but a lot of folk tell me she's a c**t. Yes - she is called Ann. I often call her Morag for some strange reason. You seem well connected with the Souter family. Anything you wish to tell me?

Yes, goodbye Godot...again. See you next Tuesday.

Iain Souter, father of Brian and Morag of Stagecoach fame, has died at the age of 92. Pity it was the father, and not the son.

What about this fat sh*te? [For some reason I thought this was the 'Ideas and Possibilities' thread].

Happy Birthday Handrejka. Hope you have a great day.

This annoyed me when I read it.

Al-Megrahi

One of our most loved members the honourable Banshees Scream seems to have vanished. In his honour a few of us came up with the idea to throw a poetry competition in his honour. The rules are that the poem must be about Banshees (good things). Judges and prizes are still being decided. Any way, here is my effort (no laughing): To a friend missing in action. Oh where have you gone my Banshees Scream? For this really must be such a terrible dream. No more do you grace our board. Do come back for you're really adored. I met a new member called Father Time. He's not like you he's a terrible whine. Alls I want is my Banshees Scream. For you and I were such a brilliant team. Seems like yesterday we were laughing and joking. Don't you think it's time to start talking? You really do help to pass the hours. We need you here for your magical powers. Without you here there is something lacking. So snap out of it please and stop your snapping! Come on Banshees stop being a tease. You must come back please, please please!

Damn. I guessed him on the DL poll after Ted died. Anyway- good going for the DL.

Welcome back, donkey-wipe.

According to this, she doesn't think she'll see 2010. Don't know how serious to take the report as they are the only outlet posting such a claim. If she survives the year I would keep her on DL2010 - just to be safe.

In my general sweep of reading articles on the politics within the Church of Scotland, I found this. Read the Comments. Anyone wish to own up?

Did you have to get a tetanus jab? Afterall, she did break the skin.