Windsor

There is a very credible chance of that. In recent years BNP policy has become quite Islamaphobic as a means to try and preserve 'Christian Culture' (ie an attempt to win the vote of Christians who feel hard done by). When you piss off the Halibuts its only a matter of time before one of the extreme variety try to kill you. Pim Fortuyn of Holland springs to mind.

His show has been cancelled. Too sick to continue filming. Then again, he did die a couple of weeks back according to other rumours...

This Charlie Parker? How did the media miss that?

Does anybody know if John Tyndall's father-in-law, Charles Parker, is still alive? He is either very old or long gone.

Henry Allingham is 113 today. A teenager again... [Edit: Perhaps I should have put this in the WW1 veteran thread?]

I have no idea who he was... Then again, I had never heard of Heath Ledger wither.

No. There are still hundreds of survivors in each participating nation. Fair enough. My topic-initiating total shall remain resolutely at 1. I suppose if you really wanted you could open a thread for reporting the deaths of WW11 notables...

No. There are still hundreds of survivors in each participating nation.

He has named his heir. A sign that he is on his last legs? He certainly seems keen on going with a bang...

Nobody really cares about Vincent O'Brien. We still have him as 98 - he was 92.

I went with the Lockerbie Bomber - I need the points.

About God Damned time someone else died...

Can't think of anyone else like that... Anyway...Danny La Rue has died aged 81. He probably has his own thread but I'll be stuffed if I can be bothered with that bloody seach feature.

It made the front page of The Southern Reporter, my local newspaper, too Windsor, even though we are about 300 miles south of Aberdeen. Seemingly 15 of the local bigots clergy have signed the petition against him. We were discussing this in my work on Thursday as one of my colleagues is gay, my boss was telling us she used to work with Edinburgh prostitutes and it's common knowledge among them that their busiest time of year is when the Church of Scotland General Assembly is in town, perhaps you should ask Rev. Parks about that . It just reinforces my theory that they are all a bunch of hypocritical bastards, I was forced to attend Sunday School at my local Church of Scotland as a child and on the rare occasions they had communion raspberry cordial was used instead of wine as alcohol is 'evil', yet most of the male church elders spent their Saturday nights getting blootered at the local bowling club . The Rev. Park will be furious. He has lost for a second time in two days. Hopefully tomorrow will make it a third.

He's a little bit presumptuous stating the anus was designed, but none-the-less, the mouth is definitely adapted to receive. Tongue, lips, the hard/soft palate and the suction of the diaphragm are all ideally suited for "receiving" as he put it, and a diet slightly higher in protein won't do anyone any harm. I met the Rev Park last night. Its a shame you didn't post that earlier or I would have put that to him. It is the first time I've bumped into him since our email exchange. It was quite uncomfortable, greeting each other with only grunts.

The Rev. Park has been very vocal on the issue locally - as can be seen by the role he seems to be taking at the General Assembly. Given my opposition to him via email, I was invited to an 'open-floor' talk which he said beforehand would cover all view points. Instead it was a seminar setting out his viewpoints and stance. When I took him up on the point that he had failed to keep it unbiased, he said it wasn't supposed to be. I said before hand (and was proven right) that it was nothing more than an exercise to get more names on to the petition. Rev Park is an evangelical. My stance is that Rev. Rennie was voted in by both the Congregation of his new charge and by Aberdeen Presbytery. Rev Park believes we should discourage homosexuality not just because of the biblical texts, but because it is harmful to the individual. He said that homosexuals are more likely to suffer from depression, more likley to suffer from drug and alcohol abuse, he highlighted the usual HIV/AIDS argument. He went into the 'exit only' design of the anus stating that it was not designed for receiving, describing the complications that can arise from too much bum sex. Lastly, he said that homosexuals were more likely to become paedophiles. But he assures me that he is not homophobic. By the way, my first reply to the chain email has been branded as nasty and full of foul language. At the very most it is cheeky, and (having double checked) I did not swear once. The cheeky part came at the end when I suggested that if they were looking for all denomination signatures for their petition, the might want to try Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church. (Unsurprisingly he has come out on their side ). If I was being nasty I would have called them a bunch of melons.

The gay minister debate. I have lost miserably against the religious folk of Fraserburgh. I recieved a chain email from the local minister against the appointment, so I replied to it. I have apparently caused some offence along the chain, which ended with an email battle with the minister. Now I have to decide whether or not to respond to the letters column of the Fraserburgh Herald. One man put in a letter full of 'facts' this week. It started about the said minister who "divorced his wife and abandoned his child in favour of an adulterous male partnership". The ex-wife's account of the marriage break-up does not correspond with this. The writer then moves on to science using dubious references to say that it is 'fact' that the 'gay gene theory' has been dismissed, and fact that sexual orientation has no biological basis. Not that I am an expert in this matter...but don't scientists and scholars still debate this stuff? Isn't the jury still out? (His references were given as (Science and Nature et al 21st C) and (Endocrinology et al 21st C). As far as I can see these are not specific academic papers, but journal (not article) titles?). After going on about science, he then turns to theology. Science and God working together... I probably won't write in - it is not worth the hassle (hence why I vent my rage here (I'm also in enough excrament as it is)). Windsor

That is the best I can manage. Gash is about 2 miles away from Fraserburgh...

Happy Birthday to Lard's daughter. Brace yourself Lardy - the teen years are just around the corner...

Happy Birthday NAP.

Well I hope you have a very enjoyable and productive trip to Norway. (This message was brought to you by the new cuddly and friendly Tempus Fugit) This is a joke, yes?

Thanks - I do try...

John Paul I?

What we really need is another Nixon. We all love crooks really...

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahaha. With Jade Goody dead, and these two separated, surely it means the end of those shitty celebrity programmes on Living TV (or whatever the call the f*****g channel these days). That just leaves Katona, and lets face it, nobody really gives a sh*t about Katona!