Windsor

Here is a tip for you. When you scan your items, DON'T put them in your pocket straight afterwards. I did that, and it looked like I was shoplifting. Aparrently the bag bit has sensors, so if you don't put your items on the bag bit, it won't work.

It wasn't that long ago that I claimed the 100,000 post. I'm still waiting for my prize. The US Postal Service wouldn't let the DL commitee send you Banshee in the mail... Was there any rule against just posting his head?

Surely a joke?

Diane Holland has died aged 78. BBC Obit...er...it was on the ticker thing. I thought I was the first to report it.

I agree with that statement. The woman is a beast. Cancer doesn't change that.

If only the cruel bastard would tell them where it is...

It wasn't that long ago that I claimed the 100,000 post. I'm still waiting for my prize.

Shite. Now I know where I have been going wrong all these years...

Indeed. At 105 years of age his death came as a complete shock to many. Well done those who picked him!

Anyway - how ill is Prince Philip...

On the contrary, what will they put in the papers after she is gone?

I can't believe the bullshit I've just read, 1. Spokesman and close friend Max Clifford revealed that Goody is keen to earn as much money as possible in her remaining weeks, in order to secure a nest egg for her children. 2. The couple are said to be planning a £1million wedding ceremony after Tweed proposed at her bedside on learning the news. She deserves a good hard fekin slap for making these statements. Go to a registry office or a church, Invite close family and friends to the wedding and reception, result? The wedding will probably only cost about 2 or 3 grand. What a saving and the rest can go to her kids Rant over I agree - it really is sickening. As well as that, instead of spending time with her kids, she will be too busy blubbering in front of a camera.

Tempus Fugit. No doubt about.

Sly f****r.

I seem to recall that he stated he was not giving up smoking. That was when he was quite optomistic....

Don't worry about it Banshees. More than occasionally I feel inclined to voice my disapproval for the current existence of Banshees Scream...

Happy Birthday Yvonne.

Am I bringing back bad memories for you or something? Na. He was just a bit of a tosser.

Tempting... Do they make rugs to order? I can think of better things I'd like to see splattered across the road. Maybe you'd like a stuffed toy to go with your new rug Windsor? Hahaha. Who comes up with this stuff?! I'm easily pleased...

Tempting... Do they make rugs to order? I can think of better things I'd like to see splattered across the road.

Have you ever considered going on a course to learn how to be less offensive.

Happy Birthday deadsox.

Try living in Scotland where the weather is equally sh*t, and where we are all too fat to participate in sports. The worst part is it has absolutely nothing to so with the time of year...

Yaaasss... I hope her family don't mind burning in hell for all eternity! Oh - pardon me. I came over all religious for a second there...

I'm told it was -12C in Fraserburgh this morning. I didn't think it was that cold, but what can you do...