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Both my teams have 13 points. Unlucky for some...

The world's problems will all be solved soon enough. Unfortunately millions will have to starve to death before that time comes. Isn't it just the way things go?

Well, at least this thread goes to some length to make me seem less childish (on the grand scale of thing). I should have voted to keep him. It seems that whenever I vote these days, I always end up in the minority.

I voted 'to get rid' in this poll. Only because I've had a grudge against him for a number of months now. LFN, there is bland and there is bland. I've been reduced to starting threats about the cost of petrol...

It wouldn't take much these days. Not with the bland characters the forum attracts now.

This thread will only make him worse. You've given him some attention.

People who urinate in public places. On two occassions this week, whilst walking the dog, I have seen young people pissing in the streets. The first occassion was on Wednesday night. I was walking on a path through Fraserburgh Academy grounds. As I was walking I could see three figures head to two in white tracksuits. They were neds - the worst kind of scum. Two of the three were pissing on a double door used as a side enterance. Couple of tinks. This must have been at about 9pm. Then tonight, I turned a corner to go up a brae. Low and behold, a stream of pish was coming down it. I did, ofcourse, step off the pavement and walk on the road to avoid it. I knew of the offender (he was best boy in the Anchor Boys the year before I won it) and he didn't seem to bothered that he had been caught. This was at 8pm,in broad day light in a fairly busy area. Don't people care any more? There was another occassion about two weeks ago when I was walking home from work. Some guy was ready to go when he spotted me. At least he had the decency not to commence with the pishing! Next time I see someone doing that, I'm going to follow them to their house and do a big dump on their path way! Sumbags!

The big news from the North East of Scotland is that President Clinton will no longer be delivering his Aberdeen Lecture. The news was broken by the headline "Clinton's blow to N-East".

The bus price between Aberdeen and Fraserburgh went up by 90p last week. It is now up to 12.70 for a one day return. Technically I'm also being ripped off by the increases in food prices...a cause of which is the price of fuel. Finally, I was just trying to make general conversation. Sorry...

Being one of those saddos who stayed up watching the New Hampshire primary results until 4am, I thought I'd do a poll. Given that Clinton and Obama seem to be neck and neck, which of the two do deathlisters think will win their party's nomination? Do you think that either of them have a real chance in middle America when it comes to the Presidential election? Or don't you really care? I think that Hillary will win by a whisker, but you know how good my political predictions are (Charles Kennedy will still be Lib Dem leader this time next year and the SNP will not win the Scottish Parliament Elections)! [Poll added - ff]

I think that's it for Clinton. Obama has won the Democrat Nomination. He now has the delegates he needs. I feel a new poll coming on...

I can't describe how furious I am right now! I'm house sitting for my sister this week, and as I was walking to her house last night I noticed that the neighbours had their waste bins out. So I thought to myself, 'I had better put her bin out'. Given that she got married last week, the bin was fairly full. Not least because the bins now only get emptied once a fortnight. I wheeled the bin from the back round to the front of the house where you are supposed to leave it. I then made sure to leave it facing the correct way for their crushing machine. So that was that. This morning I was awoken by the bin men outside. I looked out the window and they were doing next doors bins. I thought, that's good. I then went back to bed. Later on, as I got up, I opened the curtains. Our bin is still standing there full to the top! F**king dickheads! They have left no explaination as to why the bin has not been emptied. I daresay that it's because the lid was slightly ajar! I'd love to know how their logic works. If the bin is full this week, how to they expect us to fit more rubbish in for the next collection in two weeks? I think I know why they have not empied it. They probably want us to buy another bin. Bunch of scummy c**ts! I can remember when binmen did their jobs! I can assure you that I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the Fraserburgh Herald! As for the rubbish, give me one good reason why I shouldn't dump the rubbish where the bin stands! Leave it for the scaffi-man to clear up.

Rev. Billy Graham.

Bo Diddley is the 9th success of 2008. He is the 169th death since 1987. The 2008 list is now in 10th place shared with 1994, 1995, and 1997, out of a possible 22 lists. Not bad at all considering it is only the start of June.

Congratulations DDT. Also belated happy birthday scsi. Sorry I missed it on the day. I had an exam on Thursday and my sister got married on Friday, so I haven't been around so much. I'm now a step-uncle to two. The good news is that mother and father are now broke having paid for the wedding. Thus I can rest in full knowledge that there will be no surprise 21st Birthday party come July. Edit: Ah! It still is scsi's birthday. I'm on time this year! Happy Birthday scsi. Hope you had a great day.

Rev. Billy Graham. It's a tradition now.

Well this confirms it. He really was ill. I think I had him on handrejka's deadpool, so it's not all bad.

This is an extract from an email I received in my uni email address today: "Further to our conversation I can confirm Aberdeen University Students will be offered a discounted rate for General seating which will cost them £60.00 + Vat per person. The code they will need when booking is AUSTUDENT." General seating for what, I hear you ask? General seating to hear a lecture by former US president Bill Clinton. Well, for those prices, he can go f**k himself.

He has lost his last appeal to stay in the US.

As much as I want it to work out for Morgan Tsvangirai, I think I have him as a unique pick on Handrejka's deadpool. So come on Mugabe, pull the finger out!

I have read your poetry. You sent masses of it via PM in the old days. You also post some of it on the forum. Believe it or not I can read. This qualification allows me to pass judgement because upon reading your poetry, it is awful.

Blame fat bastards for everything.

Could there be some value to Banshees poetry? Luckily for us we will all be long gone before we find out...

See what those crazy Austrian are up to now... What other family orientated games will they come up with?

Do the McCanns have a cellar? I have devised a new Maddie McCann theory. I think she is safe and well at Heathrow Airport. The McCanns are so negligent, they forgot to take her on the plane...