Windsor

Let me assure you that if I had a Court, I would not have wasted my time with al Fayed's claim. I would have chucked it out. However, if it was in my Court, I'd have al Fayed done for tampering with witnesses, and attemped tampering of evidence. I would also have most of his witnesses tried for perjury. I would also enforce an out of court settlement where Mr. al Fayed would be forced to pay H.R.H. the Duke of Edinburgh £20,000,000 (or more) for slander and defamation of Character. Why so much money? So he might learn that his money doesn't give him unlimited power. I daresay that less than 5 minutes after my ruling, I'd be sacked. I'm the kind of judge Britain needs. Especially with regards to this asbo culture we seem to have adopted.

Maid claims that body guard feared for his life if memory returned. Incidently, look who is employing this maid. The whole thing is a farce. All the evidence is coming from Mr. al Fayed's inner circle. All this is costing the tax payer £6 million.

Great, give the junkie all the Grammys. She is more famous for her over the top drug taking than her singing. Her singing isn't even that great (although I do have limited knowledge on her career). But the songs I've heard aren't that great. Silly f***kers.

Will Obama be assassinated if he become President? Doris Lessing thinks so.

If someone did that in my court, I'd have them locked up for life as it obvious that they will reoffend. In this cause, attempt to murder Mr. Small. People like that should be destroyed like dogs.

Trying for a baby at the age of 82? I suppose he can justify that because he is rich. Who cares if the child is fatherless by the age of 10...

reminds me of this joke It also reminds me of a joke I heard. Although the wall was around England, and it was the Scotsman who had it filled with water.

Away and not talk a lot of auld pish! When did this forum start trying to be honourable?

He will probably end up as McCain's VP candidate. Given the fact that McCain is 71, Romney might be the one cashing in his chips half way through a McCain presidency... Then again - maybe not.

Be substantially rewarded for helping out a bank.

The coroner has given Ledger's cause of death as an accidental overdose of prescription drugs.

He died 21 minutes earlier in his own thread.

When can we look away? You can look away now. There were no adoring crowds following him around so I had no idea where about on campus he was. He isn't too popular in this University. regards Windsor the failled assassin. I was watching for you Windsor, Mr Salmond was live on STV (and as I voted for him I wanted to see what he had to say) about 5.35 p.m., never saw your pink hat in the background, I assume the Uni security services know you well . Having chosen him to lead our country, how do you feel now that he is threatening to resign? Damn the Scottish Labour Party and Wendy Alexander! He must be hoping that his budget fails. A snap election will give him a greater lead. The smelly fat bastard!

Dead. Damn him.

Rubbish. Edmund Hillary HAS to be first. Then Ledger. Suharto is 4th. Beadle did more globally than Suharto ever did. Ledger my arse! (Insert joke here) He'll be forgotten in five minutes. I didn't even know who he was in the first place...

Richard Nixon's grandson is running the McCain camp in New York (I think that was what he said). He was saying that he was finding it difficult to keep up with McCain's 96 year old mother. So that is a posibility for DL should McCain get elected in November. Richard Nixon's grandson....is it just me or is the US turning into an elective monarchy...

Well, it's Super Tuesday. Anybody else excited? Pollsters think that McCain will basically take the Republican nomination on tonight's performance. The Democrat nomination should still be wide open.

Alright then. Happy 25th anniversary of shitty girl's trip into the dirt. Better?

When can we look away? You can look away now. There were no adoring crowds following him around so I had no idea where about on campus he was. He isn't too popular in this University. regards Windsor the failled assassin.

Alex Salmond is supposed to be on campus at Aberdeen University today. Watch this space...

They only have a poll in the deceased/resigned MPs constituency. To choose a new MP. Not a nation wide election.

I think we have been through this before. There is a difference between an 'MP' and a 'former MP'. You got me all excited at the prospect of a by-election there...

Let him go to Hong Kong. I'd love to see how the Chinese deal with sex offenders...

I can explain it. They were wrong.

Link. Certainly would appear so. Just like Anna Nicole Smith...oh wait!