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Is Diana still an Angel over your way? I haven't visited in over 6 months at least. Would you reconsider my application if I told you I descended from Edward III? Turns out that being a bastard is in my blood...

Great minds. I was thinking the same thing earlier this afternoon but feared the wrath of the 'quality' posters. I think that she should get a place on next years list should she still be in the same predicament. Look at Anna Nicole Smith this year. It quite difficult to predict a drugs death to a year. I still say she'll kill herself.

Any real sources?

I agree. She should be placed in the 40-49 section of the list. Number 30 would be far too risky. I think she will end up commiting suicide. Her life is a mess at the minute.

Take up a new hobby. For example, photography.

Was he PM? I know he was President, not sure about PM. Yes he was, he took over from Pierre Messmer in 1974. I probably should have known that. Given that I did a course on French/German comparative politics...

Congratulations to the DL on reaching 100,000 posts.

Was he PM? I know he was President, not sure about PM.

I'm guessing that Mr. Al Fayed didn't get an invite. Anyone else find it odd how the two Princes could find it in them to invite their step-mother to Diana's memorial, yet the men who claimed to know the real Diana (Burrel and Al Fayed) have been left off the guest list.

It wouldn't have been all bad if that did happen. If I remember correctly, David Beckham was there to assist her...

There is a Princess Di thread out their somewhere. Just ask Elspeth and co...

1) September 1, 2007 2) Last year I didn't have a rule on this, specifically to see how it would turn out. Only you did it, and only with one person, so I decided that since that was the way things went naturally, that will be the rule from now on. So one person in your theme team can be in your normal team as well. Excellent, I see. Thanks for the quick response.

I'm not going to trawl through this thread so I will just ask the questions. 1) When does the next competition start? 2)If you put someone in your theme team, can they be in your normal team? I may have asked these last year. I can't really remember.

Ailing Prime Minister of St. Lucia, Sir John Compton. He has been mentioned before in this thread. He is back in hospital after taking a chest infection. Obviously getting weaker.

Fred Phelps Head of America's most hated family. If you read down his wiki entry, you will see a list of his enemies. His church vs Jeremy Kyle.

I saw this and I thought of Bou. PS. Not saying you are Scum - just the whole Jeremy Kyle thing.

Happy Birthday Captain Oates!

1) I did answer the question Banshees put forward in chat. He chose not to recognise my response because of his own ignorance. 2) The teacher comment didn't make you any enemies, Banshees. You've managed that by stalking our female members to the point that a special female forum has been set up. 3) Given that you have told us that John Lennon is your father and that you used to be a big shot on the Howard Stern Show, why should we trust anything else you say? In the years I've known you, your admitted age has changed from 23, to 65, and back again. 4) You must be a saddo to make such a big thing out of a 'resignation' out of an internet forum. Given that nobody really gives a sh*t about you, it was hardly needed. 5) Go away.

You will have to wait a good long while for an apology. Especially as you owe many members lots of those. Handrejka didn't post that comment because she like me. She posted that comment because she hates you. You are a creep. What do you mean no-one talks down to you? Who exactly do you think you are? For the record, do you really think I would harm myself because of something you said? You are a joke. Sort yourself out.

Do explain how I am a loser when, at this present time, my life seems to be going somewhere. Or at least further than you can expect to go. Your life revolves around trying to impress people on a forum. You can't impress them with your actual pitiful existance so you tell lies. If there is a loser here, it is you. The poet who can't spell. In Scotland we have quite good terminology to use against scum like you. So this is Windsor from Scotland declaring Mr. Joe as a dirty, stinkin', junkie bastard. PS. I'm still waiting on that phone call you threatend me with. The one that you said would rip my life apart. Don't keep me waiting too long will you?

You said that for all of 2006.

I would like to put my employer in to Room 101 for his lack of understanding regarding time. Just over a year ago my boss cut back my hours by half an hour due to a lack of in coming residents. At the time this was fair enough as there was less for us to do. However, over recent times he has begun to take the piss. First of all, after cutting our hours, he increase the amount of work involved in my particular job. He decided that it would be a good idea to make our shift responsible for tidying the kitchen before leaving. This was usually the cook's job. Now the cook leaves earlier (hours cut also). So that increased the amount of time we need to spend. They then decided that it would be a good idea to increase the usual one course supper, to a two course (main course and pudding). Keep in mind that the residents enjoys a three course meal at lunch time then sit on their arses all day. So this added to my job again without any hours being restored. Then two weeks ago we were given a lecture over tea stains inside the plastic spouty cups. It is now my shifts responsibility to steep these cups at least once a week again with no restoration of hours. To put the icing on the cake, the old dishwashing machine broke down last week. After a few days of handwashing the dishes of around 55 people, they decided to buy a new machine. They treated us to a band new machine as opposed to the old second hand, ex-army machine we had just thrown out. The only problem is that the machine is smaller. As well as that it takes longer to wash one load of dishes. To add injury to insult, the trays are also useless. We still have the old trays that would work in the new dishwasher but we are not allowed to use them. The boss has somehow decided that if we put the old trays in the new dishwasher, the machine will break. So all in all, we have less time to do more things. As well as that our numbers are back up to what they were before the hours were cut. Basically, my boss is a tosser. _________________________ We also have a bit of a problem with nepotism. The last two people to be employed in the kitchen have family links within the establishment. The first is the fourth member of one family to be employed with us. Her aunt is a senior carer. Her mother and cousin are carer. The second is the daughter of one of the office staff. She got the job that I was supposed to be covering until mid September but she started today. To add to the tally, we already had one offspring of senior management working in the kitchen. The last time the cook disciplined him, the cook was called into the office accused of having a pick on that particular employee. To add to this, that staff member's sister also used to work in the kitchen. To add injury to insult, after everybody elses' hours were cut, a new cleaning post was created in the evenings. This was taken by the daughter of the 'Head Housekeeper'. She hoovers the dining room last thing at night before it is shut. Then the first thing the morning cleaners do is hoover the very same dining room. So actually, it may just be a better idea to put the whole establishment into Room 101...

Banshees should know that we were questioning him in Live Chat last night not due to his popularity but because: 1)We don't believe his father is John Lennon. Nor do we believe that Lennon's spirit (as his father) made late night visits to Mr. Scream's mother. 2) We don't believe him to be of any fame, including any fame linked to the Howard Stern Show. 3) We don't believe that he owned a limo with an Irish driver. 4) We were taking the piss out of him all night. If he has finally gone, I want a good proportion of the credit.

He was doing 'very well' yesterday. Even if he does die, it is in the best interest of the Cuban government not to announce it for a couple of months.

It had less to do with dedication, and more to do with slavery. Slaves did all the hard work. The argument for Egyptians discovering electricity comes from the fact that ancient 'Bagdad Batteries' have been found. It was argued that these created light inside the pyramids to allow scribes/masons to decorate. They haven't found any lightbulbs yet though .