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Why did they ban you TF, if there was a reason given? Or are you sworn to silence & revealing all in your autobiography. (RRP £14.99 at all good bookshops) ? No reason was ever given, I can only surmise that it was because I criticized their lack of consistency re. obits. My team was never uploaded, by the by I'd be on 56 points now with another 8 points looming when Chemical Ali hangs. Would that include those two mayors who died of cancer? Could you post your proposed team so that we can follow your progress? yeah, my imaginary DDP team would have 250 points by now It doesn't need to be imaginary. Just full of death row inmates, Iraqis, and people of local fame such as mayors.

Nobody is disputing that. Lots of people are arseholes.

What does this tell you about the ego of the couple. Personally, I blame ITV for encouraging them.

Why did they ban you TF, if there was a reason given? Or are you sworn to silence & revealing all in your autobiography. (RRP £14.99 at all good bookshops) ? No reason was ever given, I can only surmise that it was because I criticized their lack of consistency re. obits. My team was never uploaded, by the by I'd be on 56 points now with another 8 points looming when Chemical Ali hangs. Would that include those two mayors who died of cancer? Could you post your proposed team so that we can follow your progress?

I voted Ronnie Biggs. He isn't very well.

Are you sure he didn't exclaim "Oh, for f**k's sake."? That would have made more sense. I'm pretty sure he didn't say it like that. There was no need for the comma as he said it with speed and haste, and there was no need for the apostrophy because he used the word in the singular. Anything else?

The third of my 2006 team to die in 2007. Oh well - life goes on. I had him on W90 Deadpool and more importantly, on my Shadow Rotten Ali list.

*Potential Spoiler Alert* During my dinner break yesterday I popped over to the shop across the road for some juice with a friend. He picked up a copy of the book and investigated the last pages as he stood in a rather long line waiting to be served. After reading the last page he exclaimed: "Oh for f**k sake. He's alive on the last page. He disnae f****n' die. What a lot o' shite". I hope none of the people in that shop had bought the book and were looking forward to an exciting ending where the boy wizard was tipped to die...

As workman one said to workman two in Scottish comedy 'Chewin' the Fat', "You've taken that too far". Anyway, there is one radio advert that really bugs me. It only lasts about 30 seconds (if that) and in that time some man in an annoying voice shouts out the name of the company at least 8 times. I've actually forgotten the name of the company. The only thing I can remember about their advert is that it is really annoying. Another one that annoys me is a local authority advert on recycling. They got kids to do it and it annoys me that it is down to these snot nose little bastards to tell me how to recycle. Speaking of radio, the local station made a balls up today. They take requests for songs and often attach a message to the song. Today a Mr. Jappy phoned in and requested the Beatles 'We can work it out' with the same message for some other guy. It was a hoax. Turns out that a few months ago the said Mr Jappy was stabbed by the second person mentioned in the request.

Yes. Too bad his DDP was cancelled by the organisers...

Under DL rules, half of Reflect on Your Insigificance's hits would not count.

I'm now in 23rd place shared with 40 points. One short of making it to the top 20....

Tammy Faye Messner is the 6th hit of 2007. She is the 156th hit since 1987. The 2007 list is now in 14th place out of a possible 21 lists. My Joker on DDP although I doubt she has done much more than simply keep my place.

I heard that Hagrid is one of the slain. Then again that could have happend in the second book for all my interest in Harry Potter books.

What about this part: As Canadian Paul will remind you, unlike CP I'm not likely to be sending applications to Oxbridge, but I'm quite sure that my approach to Scottish Nationalism is more mature than that of 'Eddie'. Eddie believes Scotland should be independent because of Glencoe. I fail to see what Glencoe has to do with Scotland's future prospects as an independent nation.

Pot, kettle, black. Not quite the same. Your point started the belittlement. You took a pop at my intellect, I took a pop at your...pop.

People who attempt to belittle you instead of debating their side of the argument. In another exchange with a Scottish Nationalist, he sent me an email simply saying 'freedom'. So I promptly asked back 'Freedom from what'? He said 'The Queen and the English dictatorship'. I went with the usual speel about how both Scots and English voters have a vote of equal worth in elections, and also how only 49 of the 129 seats of the Scottish Parliament went to pro-independence parties. He then returned with the usual - 'You have been brainwashed'. I then asked him how was it that I became brainwashed and how was it that he escaped the effects of this state sponsored brainwashing scheme. He replied be saying it was because he was a Scottish Patriot. I did, ofcourse, probe him further on the issue asking him how this branwashing manifested itself asking to be enlightened on how to overcome this English dictator's spell. Now we get to the point. It was rather late at night and I was still waiting on this theory of his. Instead of answering my question, he picked up on my age (19): I continued asking for his theory but he then said: He did continue the debate this morning choosing to call me a rent boy. He is 31 years old by the way. With a young daughter. So I would like to put people like him into Room 101. He has decided that everyone else is wrong but instead of giving his theory, he simply says that everyone else is brainwashed. He then rubs salt into the wound by talking down to me because I am quite young. I may be younger than him, but I still have a better grasp of the real world which really says more about him. End of rant.

It was reported on Scottish news today that a man's body has been discovered in a flat. They think that the man has been lying there dead for almost a year. Anyway, I had to sN-word when the closing statement of the report was, "The community here is shocked". Some bloody community in that area. It also goes to show how bone idle some councils are. It shouldn't take 11 months of unpaid rent to evict somebody!

DDP - Derby Dead Pool - www.derbydeadpool.co.uk HDP - Hartlepool Deadlypool - www.notapotato.com As well as that there are other deadpools which belong to other members here. There is the Canadian Paul Deadpool. The Weatherman90 deadpool. Handrejka's poolofdeath. All three have threads on the forums so you can search them yourself. I don't run in the rotten deadpool - I prefer the year long deadpools.

The dam had to break some time. As the noted DL historian AJP Windsor can no doubt confirm, three successes in a week has only been bettered on three legendary occasions. As you are a reputable primary source, I can only agree.

I was going to say Ronnie Biggs, but my Rotten Ali Shadow DL is screaming out TFM - so I voted for her.

Lady Bird Johnson is the 5th hit of 2007. She is the 155th hit since 1987. The 2007 list is now in 14th place shared with 1992 and 1993 out of a possible 21 lists. Canadian Paul - you are now officially spooky.

Err...glad you agree...I think...

Paul Ay, last night I was up watching South Park and I haven't seen the show in a while but it was the episode where Kyle's little Canadian brother Ike is stashed by his real parents and placed back in Canada since the prime minister set a new family of rules. Kyle attempts to bag him back to Colorado before Christmas, but meanwhile Eric - Kenny - and Stan all meet strange Canadians that dance and sing and the setting all of a sudden overtakes the 'Wizard Of Oz' theme as they tell them to follow the Canadian road 'The only road' it reminded me of you. (Don't know if you've seen it) One of the the best parts to me was when they crossed the French-Canadian border. (You understand) If that was a joke - I didn't get that one either. Would anyone care to explain?

I don't think there is any more space on the DL for any more unknown oldies. The Committee did get quite a bit of criticism for the size of the over 100 club this year.