Windsor

Windsor, your anger towards women is quite disturbing, would you like to sit on Dr. Banshees (sic) Couch for a while I'd sooner become the next Ripper.

I'm thinking about putting my big mouth into room 101. Yes, I'm afraid I've done it again. I've said too much to the wrong people. It all started on Saturday evening at work. My usual workmate had a day off so I was working with another employee. We both loathe each other basically because I hate his entire family who used to dominate my work (until the dynasty fell). Anyway, we were speaking and it emerged that he was cooking supper for himself and a female companion (he is 16 and more and I was pretty sure it was dinner with a faghag of his). Anyway, he did not give the name of his companion and he said I would probably know who it was. So I guessed, and was right. He thought that I liked this person, but I utterly detest her. So I went into rant mode telling him that she was a whore and a hypocrite amongst other things. I have reason to say these things for many reasons: 1: She is only 14 and puts herself around a bit. 2: She is part of the God squad and is, as I mentioned earlier, a complete whore. 3: Her mother is my sub-boss in charge of the domestic and kitchen sides of the firm. The entire domestic side had hours cut back a year ago which have never been restored. In the mean time, her mother has created a new shift for her daughter which allows her to work after school. For all thse reasons - I hate her with a passion. Anyway, so I said all this to him raging on as normal. Tonight I find out that they are now an item. Therefore, everything that I said to him has most definately moved on to her and most probably her mother, my sub-boss. All in all, this means that I have 3 of my superiors against me: 1: The 16 year old boys mother who works in the office. 2: The whore's mother who runs all thing domestic, including cover. 3: The head cook who is married to my cousin who we don't talk to. All in all, it may be a good idea for me to rethink my employment at that particular firm. If I do end up going, I will be going with a bang. I will not take any unfair treatment lying down (much to the whore's disappointment).

Who forgot to sign in? OoO?

Actually, I've always thought you were Tempus Fugit. He went as you appeared. Tempus Fugit?!? Thats shite! TF is nothing like me. I may not see eye to eye with you Windsor ( unless you are 6ft 1in ) but I actually believed that you were far more astute than that...................................... I always thought the purpose of the alter ego was to deceive. Given your rather outspoken and initial spamming nature, I assumed that TF had returned to give our Admin and moderators some grief. The timing was also right. I also thought that TF, being the intelligent fellow that he is, could quite easily send our mods off his trail by altering his IP address. In recent weeks, I have seen your postings as TF's post fix - then he will post as himself in a relaxed manner on an occassional basis. Then again, I've often been accused of looking too much into things...

Actually, I've always thought you were Tempus Fugit. He went as you appeared.

I'm sure I need not remind you of patient carer confidentiality. You may not refer to a specific resident by name, or disclose any information regarding a particular individuals health. But then again, this is deathlist.

Not sure if others will agree that this is a joke, but it made me laugh. She'd be better wearing a T-shirt saying, "I'm easy". Who looks after her kid when she is at school? She probably has the resources (mum and dad) to fall back on to pay for her child. Perhaps Chairman Mao had the right idea making everyone dress the same.

I have already informed them of the legal complications. They don't seem to understand the limits of Constitutional Monarchy. I tried to explain that blood right is not secondary to constitutional law. They really are a bunch of knobbers. They only want independence because they claim their ancestors 'spilled blood on the battlefields'. They have not performed any genealogical research unlike my goodself. I most likey had ancestors on both sides during the Jacobite rebellion. If published genealogical information is correct, then I definately had ancestors on either side during the Scottish Wars of Independence in the early 14th Century.

Someome ought to reopen the what-is-and-what-is-not-a-fish debate. Jellyfish should be renamed - jelly creatures, or something.

Congratulations on your promotion, ff. Going by the trend set by our other Admin, I may as well say this now: It was nice knowing you.

I thought it was a mammal albeit an aquatic one! I think the jury is out on whether fish have feelings or not. Typical biologists. It has fins, a tail and swims in the ocean. Therefore, it is a fish. Just like Whales.

Deathlisters, I have a dilema of sorts. As you will know, I am both a monarchist and a Unionist. This puts me in a minority in Scotland, especially in my age group. Anyway, on the popular blog site 'bebo', I have found myself wrangled in intense debate over my position. The nationalists have declared me a disgrace to Scotland, and the blood spilled in battle. I won't lose any sleep over that. Anyway, I have met some Scottish monarchists - the only problem is that they are Jacobite. With my assistance, they have decided that they want to restore the Stuart claimant to an Independent Scottish Throne. I say with my assistance because they originally place their support in the wrong pretender. Anyway, they are now keen to take the Throne from this 'German Hanoverian Bitch'. The ironic thing is that they want it restored in the form of Franz, Duke of Bavaria (or as they call him, His Grace King Francis II). As we all know, there is no chance of this happening. My problem araises from the Queen's planned visit to Dundee next month. This group have decided to organise a get together. They will not assassinate her, but plan to egg her. So should I attempt to tip off the authorities, or should I sit back and watch them make fools of themselves?

Surely you would feel your guts getting scooped out? Mind you, being suffocated in a net can't be too much fun either. I'm going to gut a dolphin. That's a fish.

I feel that with all this animal welfare shite circulating, fish get a raw deal. I was watching a television programme called 'Trawlermen' (don't know if it local television or what) and it showed the fish being gutted whilst still alive. Nothing is said. sh*t happens. Imagine if someone skinned a rabbit alive? At least they get killed first. Also - lobsters. Thrown into a pan of boiling water. Some people do take a compasionate viewpoint with lobsters. Instead of throwing them into the boiling water, they shove them in the freezer for a couple of hours and then throw them into boiling water - alive. Even rod fishing is a bit brutal. I can remember the few days I was encouraged to go fishing on the pier/rockside. First, the poor fish gets a hook stuck in its mouth and is dragged out of the water by that hook. Were that not enough torture, I was always encouraged to 'stun' the fish by battering it off the head. I'd take the line and swing the fish to the wall/ground so that the impact would stun it. I don't think many were still alive when they were thrown back. Perhaps I could be the founding member of the RSPCF?

George Melly's son has claimed that his father is likely to die within the next two days. As I'm sure you are aware, Melly's son actively writes about his father online. I was sent this link by a friend. If you scroll to the very bottom, you will see Tomandlu making this claim. So it would appear that we are likely to have number three in as many days.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something to blame Salmond and his party for by the end of the day. He eats babies, you know. In case anyone has forgotten, today was Tony Blair's last full day in office. Is anybody else getting bored of channel 4's none stop Blair-a-thon? I believe they have something called 'Blaired Vision' on tonight. I did watch the Rory Bremner one last night - that was pretty funny.

The article did say it needed expert input. lol Then again, some nationalist nobody probably stuck it in for cheap giggles because it used to be part of Scotland.

I'll keep that in mind, NAP. I'll cave his heid in. DWB, Wikipedia says this: Inverness-shire Nairnshire Banffshire Aberdeenshire Kincardineshire Angus (Forfarshire until 1928) Perthshire Ayrshire Renfrewshire Dunbartonshire Stirlingshire Clackmannanshire Kinross-shire East Lothian (Haddingtonshire until 1921) West Lothian (Linlithgowshire until 1921) Lanarkshire Peeblesshire Selkirkshire Berwickshire Roxburghshire Dumfriesshire Kirkcudbrightshire Wigtownshire Some of these are not in existence now. There are other which can be included. Some of my family were born down in Sutherland in the 1820s. On the census, they list their birthplace as Sutherlandshire. regards Windsor (from Aberdeenshire)

I'd imagine so.

One of my cousins called her new son 'Noah'. I had to laugh, for Noah's parents will not be married until next month. Anyway, my new entry to Room 101 is the Microfilm machine at my library. It rather old an noisy which sort of contradicts the whole idea of being quiet in a Library. The machine is upstairs in a small computer room with about 10 computers. So you have people, usually foreigners, on these computers quietly typing away. Then I come along and piss about with that noisy bugger. You get some strange looks aswell as a bit of mutterings in Polish. It's annoying.

You don't see too many one pound notes these days though. There were certainly more going around even 5-10 years ago. I have one in my wallet but have had it for quite a few years now. I was given it and told to keep hold of it - so I did. I also have an older Scots one pound note (1983). About 2 years ago someone tried to buy a yearbook with it. I thought it was odd and so replaced it with a pound coin and kept the note. So I have two one pound notes stashed in the back of my wallet. I also have a Scots 100 pound note. Sadly I was told to keep hold of that too. Before you try and mug me, I don't keep that in the back of my wallet. Scottish people are rather queer with their notes. I also kept back a Queen Mother Scottish 20 pound note and a Golden Jubilee 5 pound note. Some people have Jack Nicklaus (the golfer (can't spell his name)) fivers - they go crazy for them. Still, I'm the only person I know who has a British 25 pound coin (legal tender).

I have a feeling that next year the DDP will ban deathrow inmates and those faced with execution in next years list. My already weak DDP has taken a serious beating due to the abnormally high number of executed DDP candidates.

You think that 'Elizabeth Windsor' will die? By the way, she is 81. Congratulations on Boris Yeltsin. I think he should have been on the DL near the bottom somewhere. I still think we will win this 'competition' come December (even though you appear to have cloned our list).

That's funny. This one doesn't use full stops either.

Will a 'small' Scottish 'kid' do?