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  1. Windsor

    Poolofdeath

    He has been sulking.
  2. Windsor

    The Dead - 2007

    Britain's oldest killer, dead at 102.
  3. Windsor

    The Dead - 2007

    Can't we just ban Star Crossed to save all the hassle?
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    Bernard Manning

    He is planning his funeral for a TV show. Doesn't plan to die though. He wants to live to 100...
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    J051e Gr0ve

    Very sad indeed. I was thinking about her yesterday. I had a feeling she might survive the year. I was wrong. Incidently, I was also wrong to remove her as my Joker.
  6. Your name is: Windsor the Troll Your cheese rating is: Edam -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edam is a pressed semi-hard cheese from The Netherlands. It comes in a distinctive ball shape, covered in red wax. It has a plastic texture, with a smooth, sweet taste. Edam also comes in black wax, which indicates that it has been matured for at least 17 weeks.
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    Last Request

    I'd ask for a computer and proceed to empty all bank accounts. Buy millions of elastic bands or something.
  8. Windsor

    Rebecca De Winter

    w**ker.
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    Harold Pinter

    If he should return to the stage, I'll be the looney on the side lines jumping up and down shouting, "Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth"!
  10. Congratulations to Handrejka and Captain Oates on your 1000th post. A special congratulations to Banshees on ridding us of LCR/RdW! Mr Hopkins whould be proud (were he not sulking).
  11. Happy Birthday janeo Lady Die! Hope you have a smashing day.
  12. Windsor

    Damn, won't anyone die?

    Taking 2005 as an example. There were 12 deaths. In 2006 the following on the 2005 list died: J. K. Galbraith, Al Lewis, Byron Nelson, Milton Friedman, Gerald Ford and PW Botha. In addition to this, Frankie Laine died in January 2007. Make your conclusions.
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    The Monkeys

    My God - dare I say it? Perhaps the whore-finder general was right! He goes away for a week and posting anarchy breaks out! Only joking - personally I hope he's dead...
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    World War I Veteran(s)

    Another one dead. Only two Canadian veterans left now.
  15. Yes, but only on paying taxes upon your income. Alright then - does it mean I'm excused?
  16. I'll continue to give up religion. Does this make me exempt?
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Because son's of miners like me might take offense to it and then we might be forced to carry out a bit of re-engineering. Brother Razor Err...that was a Rhetorical question. I feel it answered itself with the link...
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Margaret Thatcher is the first living PM to have a statue of herself to be erected in the House of Commons. So what they are really saying is, "Hoy, Thatcher! You shoud've died 10 years ago you useless cow". I wonder why it had to be inside the House of Commons...
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    Michael Foot

    Banshees, in your line of thought - how does this: Lead to this: Do you keep chalkboards by the stairs in your house?
  20. Windsor

    Caption Competitions

    Worlds first all blind barbars proves to be a disaster.
  21. Windsor

    The Canadian Paul Deadpool

    Just a guess. I'm still going with my original punt on you. I'd also stick with my first accusation of backstabbing.
  22. Windsor

    Maurice Papon

    I dunno, it is a bit hard to judge unless you're actually in that situation - but I personally would find it difficult to knowingly sacrifice even one innocent life to save my own, much less 1500+... If he didn't do it, somebody else would have. If he refused he would have been shot, replaced and then the 1500 would still have been shipped to the camps. On the otherhand he may just have been a cruel bastard, I'm simply giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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    DeathList "Dead" Chat!

    You probably just need to upgrade your Java software. I'm having big trouble getting into the chat. Strange thing is, it works fine with the same computer at at a different location. Even using the same IP (though the number will be slightly different). I can't get in on the other computer either. Either something's wrong with the router here, or sigmachat doesn't like my IP number. Not that using a proxy server makes a bit of difference. I also can't get into the sigmachat site. The last Java upgrade I did (when the chat was upgraded) is said to contain errors. I use Java on another site but now I just get messages telling me to upgrade again due to faults in the Java software.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    I'll do it. Just cancel my entry. I've done my share anyway.
  25. Windsor

    DeathList "Dead" Chat!

    You probably just need to upgrade your Java software.
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