Windsor

I think it had more to do with the man holding the pillow over her face...

Why not appoint a moderator. Preferable one who's Regal Name is celebrating it's 90th anniversary this year...

How about this one? I was on my way to the bus stop (way home this time) and I decided I wanted some juice so I thought I'd quickly step in a corner shop and buy some. So I got my juice and went to pay for it. Two fat bastards were blocking the aisle which allowed some other woman infront of me with a full basket of shopping. She was being served by one attendent and another was serving a man. So I'm standing next in line to pay for my things. Then the man decides he has forgotten something and goes back into the shop to get it. All this time the second attendent is standing there looking gormless. At the same time the fat bitch with about a weeks worth of shopping was being served by the other one. They obviously knew each other and were chatty. As you can imagine, being in a hurry, I was getting faitly pissed off. Then in pops a couple pushing a pram - she starts speaking to the chatty bastards! I was absolutely furious! I was stood there for a good 5 minute with one attendent standing doing nothing and the other standing speaking to her mates. IF YOU AND YOUR MATE ARE BOTH FAT BASTARDS, DON'T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE'S PATH. YOU WILL NOT GO TO TO PAY FOR YOUR THINGS AND THEN DECIDE TO RUN BACK FOR SOMETHING ELSE! YOU WILL NOT STAND THERE AND CHAT TO THE ATTENDENT WHILST THERE IS A LINE FORMING! I did actually catch the bus, but that's not the point.

John Lennon isn't my father? Windsor it sounds to me that your trying to provoke, back down. I wasn't insulting you it's just that I know you love royalty so I figured somebody along the lines of royal history would be your royal idol. I have no idols.

I also entered, although am not optomistic.

Annoying people on busses. Some guy got on the bus today and I knew he was going to be an arsehole. First off he had girls hair, lots of ear piercings and a lip piercing. To finish this off he had a goatee like stubble with the 'artistic' vandalism on his backpack. Anyway, he sat down and turned on his personal cd player/ipod. Well - first of all it was bloody blaring. It was bloody metalica and I could hear every last drum beat. To make it more annoying he starts slapping his legs to the drums and tapping his feet rather loudly to the beat. I could have killed him. He got a dirty look as I left the bus, the bastard. To top it off, he was a closet ginger. The stubble gave him away...

Windsor do you have a giant poster of Prince Phil on your bed room door? Or is Charles more your idol. I don't know. Perhaps your father, John Lennon....

The Duke of Edinburgh is in excellent health.

No he isn't. It's not the racist edge either. He just isn't.

It's no wonder nobody knew she had died. The English system of recording deaths is pretty sh*t. It lacks proper database. I requested a death certificate specifying the deceased name, date of death and place of death. They couldn't find it on their database.

Oh I doubt that, CP. Afterall, you take part in 6.5hr student council meetings. If anyone knows it's you with your morals and brain power.

Being the 6th February, the Queen marks 55 years since taking the throne. She was at the Hague yesterday. Nothing serious I hope...

Happy 2nd DL anniversary DDT.

You look like a nerd. I've seen the picture.

You generally find that potential unpopular legislation is tested everywhere else first before being introduced to England...

Was he married the second time perchance in 1944? And did wifey #2 remarry in 1964? Oh but that would add so pleasurably to this series of events. I do not yet have that information.

I taught a lad called Constantine, he used to get called Tino. His brother was called Franzsiskus, he called Franz. I don't why they didn't just name him Franz to start off with. It drives me mad when my mum calls me Ana. If she'd wanted to call me that why not name me that and not Andrea? I agree. I work in the old people sector, and loads of them have completely different names to what they were born with, for instance they will say 'my name's Dorothy but I'm known as Peg'. Why? Peg is nothing like Dorothy. And a friend of mine has two sons who she calls by their middle names, if she wanted to call them their middle names, why not just make them the first names? My favourite old people's names are from father's who really wanted a son badly but got a daughter. For example - Williamina and Andrewina (Minnie and Ina). Why? Another one would be Constance (Connie)

You don't suppose your brother is the secret love child of Cathy Beale and Jim MacDonald from when they had sex in a barn at Emmerdale Farm?

My great grandparents married in 1924. She died in 1934. He died in 1954. His second wife died in 1974. Incidently, he was born at 91 High Street in 1891, his first wife was born at 92 High Street in 1892.

It figures. But something will make up for it. Perhaps he will be hit by a truck as he leaves hospital.

Did that obit come through for John Smyth?

When I was about 16, a girl in my class said I reminded her of Neil Hamilton. Which was rather insulting.

Well, January has ended with no hits on DL. Lets hope February can bring more luck... (especially for my DDP)

Maybe it was there but got nicked. I hear there's a lot of that going around in Fraserburgh at the moment. Probably sold on to pay the community wardens to "look the other way" whilst all the drug deals are going down. A year or so ago, someone stole the Saltoun's chain. He'd probably be pissed off were he not dead. I was fizzing though. The Editor of the Fraserburgh Herald was frontpage news on the 'Press and Journal' today. He has been banned from Tesco's for life for shoplifting. He is accused of stealing a 6 pack of lager. He was at one of those self service paying machine things and he said he only had a fiver in his pocket so when to his car for the extra however many pence he owed. Lying bastard...

Go into my profile, then click on 'Find Members Posts'. That should do it for you.