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Windsor

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  1. Windsor

    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    There is alway one to ruin it for everyone else. For a change, it's not me..
  2. Windsor

    2007 Deathlist picks

    By the way, your shaddow list can't compete with DL due to the fact that you are not going by the widely known, unwritten DL rules.
  3. Windsor

    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    Aww boo hoo! I feel so left out. I'm sure we all could have waited for your list to go up on the DDP site. Oh and by the way. Your name is Rotten Ali, and you are a cheating bastard. I'm going to be fairly pissed off if I'm the only non cheating bastard this year...
  4. Windsor

    New Year Greetings

    Happy New Year
  5. Windsor

    2007 Deathlist picks

    Take a chill pill you gloating, smug, smelly, annoying man. It will be up when it is up. (That may well be my last insult of 2006)
  6. Windsor

    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    I've probably managed 13th place shared. Unless someone else dies etc etc.
  7. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    The good thing about hanging is that there is no electricity bill.. Mind you, with the power shortages in Iraq, if he did get the electric chair he'd probably still be alive...
  8. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    If you change your mind, my Aunt owns a bed and breakfast here in Fraserburgh...
  9. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    Haven't you explained deadpool rules to her? There's loads of last minute changing going on. I mean, world politics and that is all very interesting but let's get our priorities in order, eh? I agree 100% ....unfortunately todays 18 year olds seem to think they can "CHANGE THE WORLD"..."HELP THE POOR"...etc....what nonsense... I can assure you that not all of them do...
  10. Windsor

    Derby Dead Pool 2006

    Excellent, CarolAnn. Saved me from coming out with a 'smug bastard' speech.
  11. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    You happy you had him now Windsor? Indeed. The 5 points will hopefully get me into the top 20. On the other hand, the death of Ford and Hussein at this late stage make my 2007 team weaker.
  12. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    These people say that he is dead.
  13. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    Well - it is 3am. He should be dead right about...now.
  14. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    So...do you think he will get a UK obit?
  15. Windsor

    Betty Ford

    These days not too many women pine away following their husband's deaths. Sorry guys. You may as well put her on. There is a chance that it could kill her. There is also a chance that she will just die.
  16. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    Well - will he be my 8th of 2006 or 1st of 2007. Ford died (he was on 2006 + 2007) after my team had been submitted so my sub has already taken over. If he dies this year, I will have to submit a second sub. The evidence would suggest that he is going to be dead in 2006. I suppose it is symbolic to end that chapter of history at the end of a year, rather than at the beginning. I also heard something about a curfew being on over weekends or something making it a better idea to kill him now to give an excuse to slaughter those who take to the streets...
  17. Windsor

    Poolofdeath

    If you are looking for a no nonsense deadpool, I recommend this one. You can not nominate those up for execution thus taking care of the Iraq problem. You can not nominate anyone under 18 solving the Josie Grove problem. So you can guarantee that there will be no 'Cheating Bastards' here... Edit: I'm also obliged to mention the Hartlepool Deadlypool, although you can nominate the those nearing execution...
  18. Windsor

    A Joke

    I believe you will find the medical term is scrotum. If I was to call then over patriotic scrotums, I fear you would miss the point.
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    Gerald Ford

    The good thing about a Presidential ceremonial funeral is that we get to see how the others are doing - especially former first ladies. Nancy Reagan is said to be a good friend of Ford's. I remember reading on this site that she is one to keep an eye on. She'll probably be. It's doubtful that LBJ will bother going. Now that Gerald has gone, it may be wise to put Betty on for next year - just in case. They were married for almost 60 years. Could be one of those 'broken hearted' deaths we hear so much of.
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    Gerald Ford

    Listen mate, I've been nothing but civil to you... I meant the other "W" - or are you president of something? No, but there is a rumour that Banshees is...
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    A Joke

    Brady's Scottish as well isn't he...... I believe that Scotland has the second highest murder rates in Europe while England and Wales have the second lowest. However, if the murders carried out in England and Wales by Scotsmen are removed from the stats, England and Wales then have the lowest. This story is slightly ruined by a large reduction in murders in Scotland in 2005. Perhaps they all came south. I blame the Scottish Nationalists. For the most part they are a bunch of over patriotic nut cases.
  22. Windsor

    Saddam Hussein

    He is on my 2006 and 2007 list - so I don't care when they do it.
  23. It might have if you were literate. How's that for an essay? I hear your family are Eastern European. When can we expect them? The toilet is blocked... When you can't be clever, be racist. I nearly fell into your trap though. Eastern Europeans are ranked quite low, however you go up a level and try and pass yourself as Canadian. Smart move - the first step on a very long ladder! I was thinking Manning actually, phoney Canadian.
  24. It might have if you were literate. How's that for an essay? I hear your family are Eastern European. When can we expect them? The toilet is blocked...
  25. Windsor

    Number 14?

    How sure are you? Do the calculations tell you it or is it just a hunch? At which University did you study for your PhD on the statistical prediction of death? Are you a Professor now? And I'll tell you something else for free! You're not too good for capital letters and full stops, your Grace....
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