Windsor

Joseph Barbera is the 12th success of 2006. He is the 149th success since 1987. The 2006 deathlist is now in 2nd Place shared with 2004 and 2005 out of a possible 20 lists. The next death will be DLs 150th. Lets hope it's someone special.

Windsor, am I right in believing that you are a university student? Yes. With spell check.

New topic: Is John Major really black?

If I'm not mistaken Xenon II also claimed that all gays are paedophiles or that all paedophiles are gay. He sees them as being in the same mindset. He is probably a Catholic.

Because his words are gospel...

It's obviously because the Jewish people, in an attempt to conquer the world, are taking all the high posts in society. Especially in the fianantial sector. They can smell a bargain a mile away.

I know who you are! Heather Mills McCartney?

How long can you keep it up (no sexual innuendo intended) before it makes you throw up, all these compliments must be choking you, to say the least..... In my experience, leopards do not change their spots....unless of course you had an epiphany??? My eyes have been opened to your inner beauty. You are one of a kind - in a class of your own if you will. Like me you swim against the current and don't give a damn at what the others think. It must be love...love...love... At your age, it's only lust lust lust.... it's been a while since I did a 22 year old, but I remember how good it was....so what are you doing for Christmas?? You've got to admit it, you asked for that one... Are you suggesting we meet up over christmas? What a splendid idea! Can't wait eh - you dirty minx you! You won't be dissappointed my precious. Is your passport in order? I thought perhaps Rome - my favourite city for making love.... Why will I need my passport? You are more desperate than me. It's only fair you come to Scotland. Ahhh, reverting to form, that's my boy! The "treat em mean, keep em keen" approach usually works much better than the flowery compliments... Here's the thing - Scotland is way too cold at this time of year.... If you want me, come get me, big boy.... Will you come if I throw in a packet of Jaffa Cakes for your trouble?

How long can you keep it up (no sexual innuendo intended) before it makes you throw up, all these compliments must be choking you, to say the least..... In my experience, leopards do not change their spots....unless of course you had an epiphany??? My eyes have been opened to your inner beauty. You are one of a kind - in a class of your own if you will. Like me you swim against the current and don't give a damn at what the others think. It must be love...love...love... At your age, it's only lust lust lust.... it's been a while since I did a 22 year old, but I remember how good it was....so what are you doing for Christmas?? You've got to admit it, you asked for that one... Are you suggesting we meet up over christmas? What a splendid idea! Can't wait eh - you dirty minx you! You won't be dissappointed my precious. Is your passport in order? I thought perhaps Rome - my favourite city for making love.... Why will I need my passport? You are more desperate than me. It's only fair you come to Scotland.

How long can you keep it up (no sexual innuendo intended) before it makes you throw up, all these compliments must be choking you, to say the least..... In my experience, leopards do not change their spots....unless of course you had an epiphany??? My eyes have been opened to your inner beauty. You are one of a kind - in a class of your own if you will. Like me you swim against the current and don't give a damn at what the others think. It must be love...love...love... At your age, it's only lust lust lust.... it's been a while since I did a 22 year old, but I remember how good it was....so what are you doing for Christmas?? You've got to admit it, you asked for that one... Are you suggesting we meet up over christmas? What a splendid idea! Can't wait eh - you dirty minx you! You won't be dissappointed my precious.

How long can you keep it up (no sexual innuendo intended) before it makes you throw up, all these compliments must be choking you, to say the least..... In my experience, leopards do not change their spots....unless of course you had an epiphany??? My eyes have been opened to your inner beauty. You are one of a kind - in a class of your own if you will. Like me you swim against the current and don't give a damn at what the others think. It must be love...love...love...

Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are like the sparkling stars in the winter sky?* *On a non-cloudy night. Yeah, you just did.... So now I'm a were-wolf.... My dear friend, why put yourself down so? You are no dog. You are beauty - you are perfection- you are...magnificent!

Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are like the sparkling stars in the winter sky?* *On a non-cloudy night.

You sound so manly in that post. It's all so confusing. Handbags at dawn I say! I guess you must still be pissed....I'm sure you will be your usual cantankerous self when you wake up with a super hangover, and then....... come out firing...... I don't drink, darling.

Dearest Clarissa - we have much in comment. For many months Banshees Scream thought I was Female. You remind me of David Walliams from Little Britain - can't think why... I have heard that "Little Britain " is a load of crap so have never watched it. I can only imagine that what you are saying is some kind of insult. You may find it amusing that someone thinks you are a woman, I find it very insulting that a great number of seemingly intelligent people have deluded themselves into believing I am a man - so that makes them pretty bloody stupid, I'd reckon, and also tells me that they have little to do....oh, all this notoriety - it's just what I've always wanted....not. Not at all honey-bunch. You get those bitches sorted, girlfriend! *Clicks fingers like those black folk*

You sound so manly in that post. It's all so confusing. Handbags at dawn I say!

That's me submitted my team for 2007 Han. Don't go stealing any of my choices now.

Dearest Clarissa - we have much in comment. For many months Banshees Scream thought I was Female. You remind me of David Walliams from Little Britain - can't think why... we really need to get this thread back on track....its nearly Dec 31st you know ! Though I suppose thats what happens when you let women out of the kitchen..... Why do we need to get this thread back on track. This side of the forum is exactly for this type of posting...

Dearest Clarissa - we have much in comment. For many months Banshees Scream thought I was Female. You remind me of David Walliams from Little Britain - can't think why...

I was only flicking through chanels so I only caught the end of the interview. It started with a play back from July 2005 so I thought that she had died and this was some kind of tribute. I was imagining RA smugness until I heard that they had her on the phone. Talking to a corpse over the phone isn't great television. Then she started yapping and she didn't sound like a woman on the immediate brink of death which had been suggested by the bedside vigils we had heard of.

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hapy b-day. hope u have a good birthday all the best im sure u will

That's about as romantic as a turd that refuses to flush.

I don't know how that's in Scotland, but such a dismissal would be illegal in my parts. Here you might be sacked, eventually, but you could make the boss pay dearly. Anyway, I agree with The Pooka: leave those humourless tossers ASAP. regards, Hein I have more in them than they have on me. I'll just get in touch with one of Godot's friends and offload 3 years of scandal.