Windsor

Indeed, I'm starting to think there may be something to this Karma thing. I made a christmas card for the staff at my work last week. It had a picture of Santa on the front and was very pretty (5 minute job). I thought they would appreciate the effort. Inside I wrote 'I made this beacause I can't afford to buy you a card with my crap wages'. It was taken down by the office staff and I was warned that it would have been an instant dismissal had the boss found it. It just so happens that the card had a jibe towards the office persons children who are getting the 21 minimum wage at 15 and 16 when I had to wait until I was 19 years and 1 month old to get that. I may make another one tomorrow. Inside will read, "I made you this card because I cannot afford to buy you one due to socio-economic reasons which may not be discussed in the premises of [insert company]". If they do sack me it will give me an added insentive to find a new job. I've been going to do that for about a year and a half now...

Interview from last night. If I'm not mistaken, hospice care means that you are likely to die in 6 months. Or am I just making that up? Anyway - must dash. Want to see which duffus has won the x factor.

The Royal Mail. They came to deliver a parcel at 11.15am today but no-one was 'available' to open the door. So they posted one of those cards through the letter box. The card read that the parcel could be uplifted from the post office 3 hours after the stated 11.15 time. So some time later (about 1.30PM) I was preparing to leave to pick up the parcel. Only one problem - It was Saturday, the post office closes at 1PM on a Saturday! I was fizzing! It's a good job I noticed the closing time before I left the house. But why do that - honestly. They could have at least written 'pick up on Monday' rather than '3 hours from now'. Bloody fools. Wouldn't be so bad but I paid extra for next day delivery...I should ask for a refund - not my fault I wanted a long lie today. I was damned if I was answering the door in my 'night wear'.

The Iraqi PM wants rid of Saddam as early as possible next year. He is hoping for some time in January. The 1st January 2007 will do just fine... [Link]

Castro does not have cancer. Just a serious illness.

I caught a bit of the Larry King show last night on which her sone was being interviewed. I think that she is not exactly on her death bed and she was able to do a phone in on to the show. There was minimal wheezing. Then her ex-husband came on the phone saying that he had seen cases of people with 4th stage cancer bounce back with no medical explaination. You know, these Religious Fundamentalists will do anything to make a few bob in the name of Christ. Could it be another scam? I'm now saying that she will survive to see 2007.

Windsor - 48,700,000.

I hope you die in a big fire. Note to oneself - must try not to insult the regulars. LOL Hay, really that's not nice. Come on you resident of Scotland, calm down, take it easy, lets have few less murderous ideas please. Look I've not bothered to calulate the exact number of hours I was out by. Why? BECAUSE ITS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME AS YOU THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!. Hay is for Horses! I'm sure you are nice enough in real life - but you are more smug than Mr. Smug of Smug Street, Smugshire, Smugland, SM43 9UG.

I hope you die in a big fire. Note to oneself - must try not to insult the regulars.

It's a lost cause now, I think. I'm just waiting for that smug bastard Ali to come along to give us the 'I told you so' story. With every passing day I hate him more and more...

Already dead.

It was the corgi what done it.

I also note that Sir Edward Health's vacancy at the Order of the Garter has yet to be taken. It's usual for former PM's to be given the honour - will they give Blair it now just to save pissing about later? We shall find out on St. Georges day...

He is said to be recovering well. I would provide a link, but I'm only part-time...

David Beckham will perhaps get a promotion to CBE or Knighthood being that he is the outgoing (gone) England Captain. There was also a World Cup this year so there may be a shed load of MBEs to the team even though they lost. Jamie Oliver may get a promotion to OBE/CBE for the school meals crap. Liz Smith may get some recognition - she can't have much long left. What about the commoner Zara Phillips who is doing rather well in sport I hear...

We don't have cancer so their is no need for the 'live for every minute' nonsense...

Yes, sorry again CA. You find that at Christmas us trolls are booked up by grottos - they dress us up like elfs.

Happy Birthday Bou!

Come on Tammy, hang in there. Only 21 more days. You can do it! Really! Go you really think! I think not! Oh look at me, I'm Rotten Ali - TFM is a pick on my 2006 DDP. When does the smugness stop with you you sly bastard? I hope she does make it just so on the first of January I can laugh in your face.

Or "Homosexual pedophile released". Seriously these people should be executed not realised so they can carry on raping kids to their hearts content. Bring back the death penalty now! Xenon - short for xenophobic?

It's the Daily Mail you want, not us. Lord Stevens reports on Thursday. With no more Diana conspiracies (haha) they'll be short of a few hundred front pages...

It's a plaster. Not the end of the world.

Who deleted my rant? Put it back.

Yes. I got that email too... Ali - 16 is a decent enough cut off age. Not like there is much of a difference between a 16 and 18 year old (except for the obvious 2 years).

Back in third place. My team was ready - but then Pinochet died. I'm quite busy this week so I won't be submitting in the next week.