Windsor

Well I suppose the article states he may have days or weeks left, hardly long term and still 2006. The 4 points would secure my place in the DDP top 20 for a while longer (I'm currently 19th place shared).

The King is a little bit better today. I'll tell you something, that Sihanouk had better not have recommended those F*****g Chinese doctors to T4! Link

He's sat next to you for 9 years? Is he your stalker?! You had better start working, Lady Die. You could be next!

Ofcourse I'm on the warpath, I'm always on the warpath! Ofcourse Iains in trouble, he's always in trouble! Less of the kilt wearing though, I only do that at weddings....

are there any forum rules that state that I cant post as a guest if I choose? Yes, the unwritten deathlist rules states that pricks like you are not allowed to post as guests. Lets face it, you know that you have been put on mod approval and this guest stunt is just a way for you to continue being an ass. You shant get away with it. Thus if it continues, I will push for you to be banned. By the way iain, those moderators who support you - they've gone quiet all of a sudden.

Happy 51st Birthday Josco! Nice tribute NAP!

Look you fool, as I explained in that PM you have not been banned, you are on mod approval. If you start posting as a guest, I will campaign to have your IP banned.

I agree. I don't see him making it to September. They have been talking about King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV dieing for the past few years. His health status may have become worse, but I don't know if I will agree with you Football Fan. I'm going to say he is a prime canidate for next years selection. I disagree with you there Banshees. The Tongan people have basically been told that the King is not comming back. The Royal undertaker is waiting and ready. Members of his family have travelled to New Zealand to be by his bedside. Some how, I just can't see him getting up off his fat arse this time.

Iain, Why don't you just log in and post under your own name? His posts are under Mod preview If he doesn't stop posting as a guest to get by the Mod preview, it may be a good idea to ban his IP. There is no point in repremanding him if he's going to find a way around it...

I'm pretty confident that the King will be dead certainly by the end of the month if not by the end of the week. The Tongan community have been told to prepare for the death of their King. To add to this the Prime Minister has made a trip to New Zealand to visit the bed-ridden Monarch. Link.

Sounds like a child taking a strop really, doesn't it? 'George Bush is crap!'. Whereas he should have worded it like this: 'I am in disagreement over the Bush administration's policy, imparticular their handling of the current Middle East conflict'. Then again, to play safe he should have said, 'Uncle George knows best - Govenor Blair said so...'

Brooke Astor strikes back.

Indeed, there is nothing more funny that having a bunch of 80 and 90 year olds saying, 'I can't go too far because my mother will be shouting me for supper'.

Iain you cuntish beast! Stop trying to cheat in a poll that has absolutely no significance. You know iain, many members think that you are a genuine retard. Please tell us, do you suffer from any brain abnormality? Do you actually have the mental age of 5? Or do you just generally like being a prick?

Come on then Godot, lets get the Mrs. Slowcomb joke out of the way. Speaking of Godot, you don't suppose he may be the journalist who has been charged for Royal phone tapping. He hasn't been around for ages...

I'm very pissed off about the current post war. If it continues much longer I will find myself 4th on the posting board . If it should continue for even longer, Tempus may even find himself 3rd on the posting board . In short, if there is no ceasefire soon, there is sure to be post carnage .

...and if he doesn't deal with his impending demise in the best of spirits he'll be a 'furiously wan king' right up to the end. May I divert both you gentlemen (yes, you two) to the cloakroom where you may pick up your coats...

I think windsor should be suspended for that.Thats trolling! Yes, and I think I'll give you a warning - because I can.

This post war has gotten out of hand. Even I have never done 42 post in 24 hours.

Been reported in at least two other threads and there is no way you could have missed it. Gunjaman, thanks for the link. Looks like the lump of lard will not see 2007.

Iain you fool, we have something in common. I too used to look over the local obituaries but that was only to see who was the oldest dead person - I think I got 105 one time. Banshees, we do not need a thread. This forum is my battlefield (much to the annoyance of ie et all).

Well the Grim Reaper certainly has been busy as I have lots of deaths to report. Margaret Aden has died at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after a lengthy illness courageously endured with Christian fortitude. She was 67 years of age. Irene Beverley died after suffering an illness so bravely and cheerfully borne. Now reunited with her husband Ronnie, she was a muched loved mother, mother-in-law, grandmother and aunt. She was 81. Lorraine Ann Cassie died tragically at her home in Aberdeen on Thursday, 6th July. She was 36. Ernest Christie of Banchory has died at the age of 81. Husband of the late Annie Urqhuart. Iris Haralsson died peacefull at Raigmore hospital on the 14th of August aged 80 years. Elizabeth Hardie has died after a long illness at Hamewith Lodge Nursing home. With her family at her bedside she died on the 10th of August, on the eve of her 78th Birthday. Annie Hardie has passed away peacefully at Woodend Hospital on the 12th August 2006. She was 89. Joan Macrae died at peacefully at home after a courageous and dignified fight against Cancer on the 13th August. Formerly of Gairloch. John Ritchie passed away suddenly but peacefully at Chalmers Hospital (Banff) on the 15th August aged 96 years. Richard Sheppard died suddenly on Monday 14th August at his home. Loving father, and devoted Grandfather. He was 80. That concludes todays obituaries of people who were not famous (although I'm sure iain will find some more).

I'm saying Ariel Sharon to die first out of the four. Iain, you're a prat.

I'm pretty sure that the only report that suggests that is yours. If you would like to provide links, I would be happy to eat humble pie on this occassion, but to be honest, I'm pretty sure you've made that up.

Happy Bithday Star Crossed.