Windsor

Perhaps tomorrow I could type up the obituaries in the local paper fpr the benefit of deathlist....

Clearly what i'm about to say is off topic, so I expect Star Crossed coming around anytime now to post a couple pages of 'Quality Post Rules' but what the hell. Dear Maryportfuncity If you think in any way, that you will pull ahead of me on the all time posting list, i'm here to tell you that you are dead wrong. Does this mean a posting war, Mr. Scream? Just like the good old days.

I can assure you, my fingers are crossed for you, Banshees.

Become a sh*t artist who never sells anything, become mad, cut off an ear lobe, shoot yourself in the head and then you become one of the worlds most famous artists. Thus we have Vincent Van Gough.

Become a suicide bomber. They only have "fleeting" fame. I was thinking of something more long-lasting. Ok. A suicide bomber who kills a world leader.

Become a suicide bomber.

Interesting theory, iain. Why not throw yourself into some busy traffic to find out... Windsor you are so evil. Your sarcasm is at it's highest. The pressure i'm under to create a Iain VS Windsor thread is becoming hard to resist. There will be no need for such a thread, Banshees. I win hands down every time.

Congratulations HCW.

Thank you for giving me a heart attack there... Breaking neWS th eposter on deathlis tknowen as iain has sufefred a HEart ATTack. I'll post nEWS on hi simminent death as soon as the ycome in!

You're not the only person who gets warned, but certainly the person who gets warned most. You see iain, I would warn Phantom for you, but Tempus may not agree and decide to warn me back - so sorry. Iain, you have such a 'happy-go-lucky' personality...

Well I'm not one to argue, H. (Except I'm not Canadian. (Terrence and Philip)).

Interesting theory, iain. Why not throw yourself into some busy traffic to find out...

Well that all depends. If he was born at 12.45 and he died at 12.10, he would not quite be 81 years, he'd be a wee bitty short. On the other hand if he died at 12.55, he'd be 81 years and 10 minutes old - a little over the aforementioned 81 years only.

What was that? You've recently re-painted your house? I think I'll go watch it dry....

I'm rapidly getting fed up of this forum and it's growing need to be boring.

We have an iain thread already. It got locked, this thread probably will share the same fate.

Isn't this thread just a second 'near misses' thread. I've never heard of Mike Douglas, I've heard of a Michale Douglas though. Then again, I'm not one of these members who act as though they are after a degree on deadpools...

Whats the significance?

What a coincidence. It's my grandfathers 80th Birthday on Sunday as well. Too bad he's been dead for 15 years...

"Shhh. I'm going Jew hunting"

Congratulations on your 800th post, Captain Oates!

Happy Anniversary TF and congratulations. To think that you almost got banned....

I'm a member of some geneology sites which provide details of deaths. I can check in Scotland up until 1955 and the rest of the UK by a more complicated process. So, before I set off on my quest - was Norah Baring her real name or a fairly odd screen name. And was she likely to have died in the UK or the US? I cou;d check myself but hey, I'll just rely on our resident experts...

I think the quiz may have it's faults...

I HAVE A QICK QUESTION I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT IN MY DREAM THIS GUY KEEP SAYING TO ME THEN I STARTED SAYING IT! THE PHRASE WAS " I HAVE THE HEART OF A DEAD MAN" DO ANY OF YOU KNOWS WHAT THAT COULD MEAN? How trustworthy is your local butcher?