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I can feel a headache comming my way with iain's return. Did I say head ache? I meant brain tumour...

Welcome back iain. May this stay be as successful as your last.

It was suicide or an accidental death in my opinion. Accidental in the sense that the pills made her drowsie and forget how much she had already taken whilst she continued to take more. Either that or she killed herself by swallowing them all at once.

I'd imagine he's good enough for DDP fame but not DL fame.

Perhaps he is really a homeless guy who lives underground. He got the uniform by beating up the real roadworker.

Well, he was a vampire you know.

Do what he said. And then tell your friends to do the same. If you're stuck for something to do whilst wating for death, might I suggest you try one of these? So whos the post whore now, Star Crossed?

For the love of god. Why won't you just die!

Remind me Lady Die, why will you be marrying an old, rich man who is preferably dying?

When anyone calls our house speaking proper or with a pakistani accent, we basically assume that it's people selling things over the phone. Anyway, last week we had such a call from a posh lady; my father answered the phone. The lady asked for my mother pronouncing the Scottish surname wrongly as usual. My father quicky thought of an excuse to get out of the phonecall saying, 'I'm very sorry, but my wife has died'. The woman proceded to hang up. Anyway, my mother is one of those Avon ladies. Turned out it was the area chief inviting her to the President's dinner. The phone lady must have been mightly confused when my mother answered the phone the next time!

If your lover dies before you, just do as my Great Great Great Grandfather did - start shagging the housekeeper. (If you happen to have one).

Britain's oldest woman dies aged 111. If Henry Allingham is Britain's oldest man at 110, I would imagine that made her Britain's oldest person. Now that shes dead, Henry may be Britain's oldest living person. Who knows?

Maybe you should get yourself a boyfriend instead? Hmm, well they are probably cheaper to keep happy than you women...

Judging by my status, I'm not sure that I will die before or after my other half...

Happy Birthday Yogi!

Haha. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

I wonder if Chas & Camilla had a little party to celebrate? No, they generally wait until the end of August for that.

I'm afraid no one dies of "old age" anymore. I think they made it illegal back in the '80s. But you can die of extreme old age (100+) as indicated on the Queen Mother's death certificate.

Thank you all for your belated birthday greetings. Also, thanks for the sexy birthday photos.

It would have been someones silver wedding anniversary today (were it not for divorce quickly followed by death. Happy anniversary Diana!

We are not racists here (except Tempus*). We don't mind what colour the babies are, just as long as they get killed... *Part of my on-going smear campaign.

This poor girl may have sleep walked to her death eventually falling from a window. However, it's more likely that she committed suicide because of her perverted father.

Bullshit. He is still hunched up in the corner of a cave somewhere. It's bullshit alright. That article dates from 2002.

Thank you all for you me birthday messages, they have made my day! I'm afraid it was work from 8.30-3.00 but that can't be helped. Someones sister is in intensive care and they needed cover. My presents were good. Lets just say that I'm now a little less poorer after my recless spending sprees a couple of months back! Also, ie will be glad to know that I got a couple of new black sweaters that I asked for. Also, to the 8 year old BHB kid, Happy Birthday. You have your Birthday on the best day ever. Not to close, but yet not too far from Christmas! So, now begins my last year as a teenager. I had better make the most of it and be as stroppy, arguementative and sulky as possible! Thank you all very much indeed.

Source. The source of the article takes you to the front page of the Albuquerque Tribune. I love one the other headlines "Evidence tossed out in explicit video case" How can a 104 year old lady with cancer, dementia and all sorts else wrong with her be described as "improving"? Perhaps they've found a pulse for the first time in a deacade.