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Oh no, she wasn't old. I should have said former. She got carted off to a nut house after her husband was sacked for cheating in exams (he was an art teacher as well). Those were the days...

My personality: I can't say it's all that accurate.

I started one, but got bored after 1996.

air conditioning does not remove humidity which causes heart attacks and strokes in elderly people What about those things that purifies the air? My old art teacher had one of them.

Thank you scsi, I probably enjoyed my 3rd of July more than I will the 28th for on the 28th I'll have to talk to relatives. They will all ask 'are you enjoying uni', 'how'd the exams go', and the great uncle who is always a year out will probably ask if I'm planning to learn to drive.

Excellent. I love all this insider information. Just a pity your friends name isn't Shipman...

The Tongan's are probably hoping the King goes now so that his 100 days of mourning coinsides with that of his nephew. I would imagine that black would be unbearable in that climate.

I am not concerned about your warning to iain, just your attempt to suspend him. Warning ie+ was hardly an abuse of the warning system, your attempt to suspend iain though, would have been. I disagree. He had been given dozens of warning over a number of months and he still did not take any notice. I was only going to suspend him for 3 days on the condition that the Mods could reverse it if they thought it was too far. In that situation I think I used the warning sytem fair enough. The scale was not giving us the desired effect so therefore I opted to suspend him in the hope that he would realise that he was on thin ice. Unfortunately I mucked it up. Would you care to explain why you chose only to warn ie and me? If I'm not mistaked OoO also joined in on the postings.

The age-old question: has anyone ever died of boredom? Fingers crossed! [Edit: I'd like to Formally Object to the 10% warning I received "For filling the bergman thread with rubbish, that's what thr Drunk, bored thread is there for." I am neither drunk nor bored. Furthermore, OoO and I were exchanging pleasantries, not fighting. Yet another reason not to post in the Drunk/Bored thread.] Yes, Tempus gave you and me warnings. I've removed your warning stating that it was unfair. I did attempt to give TF a warning for abuse of the warning system but as if by some miracle all his posts had been removed from the trash can (I'm confident there was at least one post of his there before (knob)). He's obviously still cheesed off about my warning to iain.

I must say I'm very jealous OoO. I was being nice as pie (whatever that means) and she completely blanked me. Perhaps asking for a mention on the radio to a DJ is like asking Russel Crowe for an Autograph. I probably scared her off with my axis of evil type speech where I spewed out much pomposity. But still, life goes on....

I bet people thought the same of Henry Allingham when he was that age. He is now 110.

What else are we supposed to fill it with, it's not like he does anything.

One minute your dying, and the next your donating pewter vases to charity auctions. My obsession with this man made me think about a purchase but was quickly put off with the whole customs bit...

Hell, I just want a mention on the Radio.

I can't say that I've heard of this individual. Perhaps I should cart myself off to wikipedia... Happy 88th Birthday, may it be your last!

He could also be one of Paul Merton's (I think thats his name) Iain and Duncan Smith Twins.

Hmm, how very interesting. Perhaps we could unite out forces and destroy iain for good, Laura. With my pomposity and your foul mouth we could rid the internet of iain for all eternity? What do you say? Probably a bit far fetched...

Hey, we have a sort of celeb on deathlist! How is Scott Mills these days, any chance of him having a serious disease? Any chance of Windsor the Troll getting a mention on the Radio? Any chance of an IP check Mods? Just incase this is another iain prank?

Hahahaha - at least some people hate iain more than me. I think we should ban him for attracting such vulgar, moderator insulting ranters.

I haven't been able to find the 'new' pictures either. Mind you, I can't say I've looked hard enough.

I've seen that photo before. That's not exclusive.

So basically, I'm like David Cameron - I don't know what I'm doing.

I think that is very harsh . You are joking, I presume. No. He dismissed himself (if his prediction fails ofcourse). Knowing my luck he probably had his fingers crossed when he did his deal...

I'll take you up on that iain. So...iain has just 8 days to kill Foot.Betetr hurry up!The clock is ticking! Edit: Am I correct in assuming that Michael Foot has to surpass Callaghan's 92 years, 364 days to beat the record? If so you have 9/10 days left as he will only get the title if he sees his 93rd Birthday which is the 23rd July.

I don't fully agree with your statement there, iain. However, if you were to alter and remove, in both cases, the word 'maybe', I can assure you we would agree fully.